Daily Dialogue — December 20, 2011

Willie has just passed out.

Gin: Look here, get him outta here and I’ll go smooth things over with Chipeska. Tell him it was food poisoning or something.

Marcus: What do you mean, get him outta here?

Gin: Take him to the car.

Marcus: In case you didn’t notice I’m a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?

Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment ’cause you’re handicapped. You’re all the same.

Marcus: Special treatment? I’m 3-foot-fucking-tall you asshole! It’s a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?

Gin: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!

Marcus: Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.

Gin: What’d you call me, thigh-high?

Marcus: I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!

Gin: I could stick you up my ass, small fry.

Marcus: Yeah? You sure it ain’t too sore from last night?

Gin: You got some lip on you, midget.

Marcus: yeah? Well, these lips were on your wife’s pussy last night. Why don’t you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!

Marcus strides off. Gin picks Willie up.

Willie: I pissed myself.

Gin: Oh shut up!

Gin (Bernie Mac), Marcus (Tony Cox), Willie (Billy Bob Thornton), Bad Santa (2003), written by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa

The Daily Dialogue theme for the week is Christmas conflict. Bad Santa suggested by Deaf Ears.

Trivia: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen and Terry Zwigoff revised the screenplay.

Dialogue On Dialogue: Somehow profanity with a frantic manager, a midget elf and a drunk Santa just seems that much more profane… and funny.

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