Daily Dialogue — May 12, 2013

May 12th, 2013 by

C.D. Bales: Let’s start with… Obvious: ‘scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she’s going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like… Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn’t mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it’s not the size of a nose that’s important, it’s what’s IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it’s goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I’m Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He’s got…

Everyone: [singing] The whole world in his nose!

C.D. Bales: Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I’d hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! How many is that?

Dean: Fourteen, Chief!

C.D. Bales: Religious: the Lord giveth… and He just kept on giving, didn’t He? Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine! Aromatic: it must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee… in Brazil. Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped. [he pauses, pretending to be stumped, while the crowd urges him on] All right. Dirty: your name wouldn’t be Dick, would it?

Roxanne (1987), screenplay by Steve Martin, play by Edmond Rostand

The Daily Dialogue theme for the week is Profanity free insults, suggested by Mark Walker. Today’s suggestion by Debbie Moon.

Trivia: In a radio interview, Steve Martin said about his role in Roxanne that it was the first time he felt respected in a film role as opposed to being recognized for his celebrity as a one-time stand-up comedian.

Dialogue On Dialogue: Commentary by Debbie: “A version of Cyrano de Bergerac with a happy ending really shouldn’t work, but this one does, largely thanks to Steve Martin’s witty, endearing take on the story…”

One thought on “Daily Dialogue — May 12, 2013

  1. A legend moment I’d love to put forward, but cannot find the script to back it up is from Waterworld (1995).

    It was a short, but satisfying moment as the young girl Enola is describing to her captors how her friend will save her.

    For a maligned movie I enjoyed it and this childlike framing of a ruthless hero is something I will always remember fondly.

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