Classic 80s Movie: “Better Off Dead…”

December 11th, 2013 by

Today’s Classic 80s Movie guest post comes from Jonathan Melikidse.

Movie Title: Better Off Dead…

Year: 1985

Writer: Savage Steve Holland

Better Off Dead movie poster

Lead Actors: John Cusack, Curtis Armstrong

Director: Savage Steve Holland

Plot Summary: John Cusack stars as Lane Meyers, a geeky loser high school student whose girlfriend dumps him in their senior year for the new captain of the ski team. Crushed by his loss, Lane decides that suicide is the only answer. His various pathetic attempts only end in embarassing failure, making matters worse. On top of all this, his father is harassing him about his life and his broken-down car, he is being stalked by a lunatic paperboy, and his ten year-old brilliant gifted brother is quickly becoming Hugh Heffner.

Obsessed with winning Beth back, he challenges the new captain to a deadly ski race down K-12, the most dangerous slope in California. Meanwhile, the outcast loser neighbor across the street is offering housing for a beautiful French foreign exchange student who decides to help him get back on track. Can he get his car running again? Can he survive the paperboy stalker? Will he win Beth back, or is he better off dead?

Why I Think This Is A Classic 80s Movies: A simple story of teen angst that dives into the absurd world that most people grew to love in the 80’s from John Hughes. But, Savage Steve Holland finds his own brand of surreal humor from psycho newspaper boys to drag racing teens who only speak “Howard Cosell.”

This is the classic set up for the protagonist. He knows what he wants (his ex back) and will stop at nothing to get her (or kill himself). In the process of impressing her enough to regain her affection, he learns more about who he is and finds his true love.

My Favorite Moment In The Movie: So many. The film is another one of those one-liner, quotables that anyone who’s seen it, knows them all. But, I will go with Lane Meyers’ confrontation with Johnny, the relentless paperboy. Although we are introduced to the menace right at the get go of this film, Johnny’s character is really summed up here:

My Favorite Dialogue In the Movie:

Roy Stalin: Alright, who wants to hold my clipboard?

[Beth raises her hand]

Roy Stalin: Well you’ll make a fine little helper. What’s your name?
Charles De Mar: [Thinking Roy has referenced him] Charles De Mar!
Roy Stalin: Shut up, geek. [to Beth] What’s YOUR name?


Lane Myer: Two brothers… One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching “The Wide World of Sports.” So you tell me… Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

Key Things You Should Look For When Watching This Movie: Plenty of fun stuff: Badger, the autistic-playboy who is like RainMan, Hugh Hefner and Bill Gates all bundled into the body of a 14 year old. The different way Charles De Mar tries to score or do drugs. Ricky! Two Dollars! and the Asian Howard Cosell……

Thanks, Jonathan! To show our gratitude for your guest post, here’s a dash of creative juju for you. Whoosh!

Tomorrow: Another Classic 80s Movie!

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