Daily Dialogue — February 15, 2018

“Hey, Shana. It’s congressman Cam Brady here. I just stepped away from a family dinner to tell you I wish I wasn’t eating fried steak. I wish I was eating Shana pussy. Seriously, baby, you get me so hard my dick presses against my zipper and it hurts like a motherfucker. What else? Oh, hey, I got your parents tickets to ‘The Producers’. And, oh, yeah, let’s do something crazy weird next time like lick each other’s buttholes in a Denny’s bathroom. All right, I gotta go. Cam Brady in oh twelve.”

— The Campaign (2012), screenplay by Chris Henchy & Shawn Harwell, story by Adam McKay & Chris Henchy & Shawn Harwell

This week’s Daily Dialogue theme: Voice Mail.

Trivia: Note the size of Cam Brady’s U.S. Flag lapel pin. As he begins to flounder in the polls, the flag grows until it is at least four to five times larger than the original.

Dialogue On Dialogue: Will Ferrell has a habit of using voice mail in movies as here in The Campaign and Blades of Glory.