Daily Dialogue — February 23, 2018

Customer: Excuse me? Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it.
Ed: That’s what I gave you.
Customer: No! You gave me a bun. Just a bun! Look! There’s no meat in here.
Ed: But you said you wanted nothing on it.
Customer: Yes, but I expected a meat patty!
Ed: Dude, a meat patty is something. You said “nothing”. [to Fizz] Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?
Fizz: Uh, something?
Ed: I win!
Customer: That’s it! I am reporting your name to the manager!
Ed: The manager already knows my name.
Customer: [while throwing the bun down] And I’ll see you in Hell!
Ed: OK! See you there!

— Good Burger (1997), written by Dan Schneider and Kevin Kopelow & Heath Seifert

The Daily Dialogue theme for the week: Fast Food.

Trivia: Good Burger manager Mr. Bailey is played by Dan Schneider, who wrote the screenplay and also created many Nickelodeon shows, including All That which also starred Keenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell, which featured the recurring skit on which the film is based.

Dialogue On Dialogue: An absurd conversation, one of many in this movie set in a fast food restaurant.