Daily Dialogue — March 26, 2017

Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain’t good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham Porter: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama’s toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!

Entire group stands in shocked silence.

Phillips: What did you say?
Ham Porter: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!

— The Sandlot (1992), written by David Mickey Evans, Robert Gunter

The Daily Dialogue theme this week: Insult. Today’s suggestion by Clay Mitchell.

Trivia: Writer & director David Mickey Evans is the narrator of the film.

Dialogue On Dialogue: A call and response set of insults, a great way to cap off a week with this theme.