Daily Dialogue — October 24, 2014

King Arthur: [about the inscription on the rock] What does it say, Brother Maynard?
Brother Maynard: It reads, “Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh… ”
King Arthur: What?
Brother Maynard: “The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh”
Sir Bedevere: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
King Arthur: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that’s what it says.
King Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t have bothered to carve ‘Aaaauuuggghhhh’. He’d just say it.
Sir Galahad: Maybe he was dictating it.
King Arthur: Oh shut up!
Sir Robin: Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard: No, just “Aaaaauuuugggghhh”.
[knights making groaning sounds]
Sir Bedevere: Do you think he could have mean, ‘Camaaaauuuuggghhhh’?
Sir Galahad: Where’s that?
Sir Bedevere: France, I think.
Sir Lancelot: Isn’t there a Saint “Aaaaavvvveeeesss” in Cornwall?
King Arthur: No that’s Saint “Ives”.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, yes. “Iiiiiivvvveeessss”!
[All knights saying, “Iiiiiivvvveeessss”]
Sir Bedevere: Whooooouuuuaaa!
Sir Lancelot: No no no, it’s “Aaaaauuuugggghhhh” from the back of the throat.
Sir Bedevere: No I mean, “Whoooouuuuaaa!” as in surprise and alarm.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, you mean like, “AAAHH!”
Sir Bedevere: Yes, that’s it. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

— Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), written by Graham Chapman & John Cleese & Eric Idle & Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones & Michael Palin

The Daily Dialogue theme for the week: Dying Words. Today’s suggestion by James Schramm.

Trivia: During production, the troupe became increasing irritated by the press, who seemed to always ask the same questions, such as “What will your next project be?” One day, Eric Idle flippantly answered, “Jesus Christ’s Lust For Glory”. Having discovered that this answer quickly shut up reporters, the group adopted it as their stock answer. After production completed, they did some serious thinking about it, and realized that while satirizing Christ himself was out of the question, they could create a parody of first-century life, later realized in Life of Brian (1979).

Dialogue On Dialogue: Commentary by James: “I love the creativity around dying words carved in stone including the last dying breath and then a whole scene discussing the plausibility of such an act.”

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