“Stars Foretell The Best Of Life”
For a few years, Kurt Brown and I have sent each other ‘poems’ comprised solely of computer spam subject lines. The point, if there is one, is that these ditties say something about contemporary culture — or maybe not. Here’s Kurt’s latest effort:
STARS FORETELL THE BEST OF LIFE
Want to be a hero in bed?
Just two pills for instant satisfaction.
You will be bigger.
She will tremble with desire.
Lift up her skirt.
Reach the plane of ecstasy.
Be well hung like a camel!
(Please spare me your anaconda)
People always aspiring for something big.
Look rich for less now.
Get class without paying the price.
More bling means good!
These replicas are just like the real thing.
Be as lucky as Nick Cannon.
Find out what everyone is discussing:
Torpedo Gas.
Brazilian wax spycam.
Hiphopper bangs
Psychology to the Rescue!
Calm and long life, without any problems.
Aches be gone right here.
Hello dear I am a dying woman.
Immortality is mine!
Let’s do it together.
Reply me.