“18 Memes That Should Be Movies”

Another fun list from TotalFilm. A few examples:

Hampster Dance

The Premise: A struggling musician (James Franco) cannot get a gig, let alone a record deal, but his long-suffering girlfriend sticks by him regardless.

He creates a new tune, and notices that his pet hamster starts dancing to it. He tries it out on other animals, but to no avail — but when he goes to the pet store, the hamsters go crazy.

Can he find fame and fortune as the impressario of a new rodent-based musical extravaganza?

Key scene: The “hampsters” win over a sceptical crowd, and soon have them dancing in the aisles.

Crasher Squirrel

The Premise: When Hollis (Nicolas Cage), the curator of a museum of photography buys a roll of film off eBay, he discovers that every negative contains the image of a squirrel posing for the camera.

Soon, every photo in the museum bears the intense rodent’s visage…and the curator realises he has unleashed the spirit of a vengeful nature god determined to destroy all technology.

Key Scene: An anxious Hollis heads to his dark room to process his latest photos, and sees the familiar silhouette forming on the prints.

Kanye Knows Best

The Premise: After his notorious performance on the MTV Video Awards, Kanye West (playing himself) realises he is in a position to speak out against all of the injustices of the world.

Putting his music career on hold, he sets out to challenge accepted wisdom and becomes a prophet of truth.

Key Scene: Kanye talks down a bank robbery hostage situation when he reminds them that the Iranian Embassy siege was the best of all time.

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