Daily Dialogue 2010
All of the Daily Dialogue posts from 2010.
January 2 — The Big Sleep: “you’re the second guy I’ve met today that seems to think a gat in the hand…”
January 3 — Cat Ballou: “And the first time I ask you to do something for me, like rob one little train!”
January 4 — The French Connection: “All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that…”
January 5 — To Live and Die in L.A.: “This is Mr. Jessup, whose name isn’t really Jessup, wo says he’s…”
January 6 — Bullitt: “Look, Chalmers, let’s understand each other… I don’t like you.”
January 7 — Against All Odds: “No, you don’t have to do that when you’re living in the jungle…”
January 8 — The Blues Brothers: “We’re not gonna get caught. We’re on a mission from God.”
January 9 — Never Cry Wolf: “In the end there were no simple answers. No heroes or villains; only…”
January 10 — Secrets & Lies: “I wouldn’t know him if he stood up in my soup!”
January 11 — Henry V: “And gentlemen in England now-a-bed, shall think themselves accurs’d they were not…”
January 12 — Animal House: “ Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!”
January 13 — The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: “Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden!”
January 14 — Meatballs: “ Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week…”
January 15–300: “The enemy outnumber us a paltry three to one, good odds for any Greek…”
January 16 — Braveheart: “…they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!”
January 17 — Hoosiers: “I don’t care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book…”
January 18 — Leaving Las Vegas: “I really wish that you’d come home with me. You’re so cute and I’m…”
January 19 — You Can’t Take It With You: “You’re so beautiful, it makes me want to gag”.
January 20 — Lost in Translation: “I’m trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this…”
January 21 — Pretty Woman: “I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but…”
January 22 — A Day at the Races: “Marry me, and I’ll never look at another horse.”
January 23 — The Scienc of Sleep: “I like your boobs. They’re very friendly and unpretentious.”
January 24 — Napoleon Dynamite: “I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause…”
January 25 — The Harder They Come: “And the oppressors are trying to keep me down / Trying to…”
January 26 — Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: “Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It’s as…”
January 27 — Salt of the Earth: “How shall I begin my story that has no beginning? My name is…”
January 28 — Cabaret: “I’m going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don’t get me first.”
January 29 — Spaceballs: “Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!”
January 30 — Precious: “Some folks has a lot of things around them that shines for other peoples…”
January 31 — Flashdance: “I don’t want you buying me anything. I don’t want you buying me, period!”
February 1 — High Fidelity: “What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids…”
February 2 — Dirty Harry: “…you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
February 3 — Taxi Driver: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell…”
February 4 — Life of Brian: “All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine…”
February 5 — Reservoir Dogs: “Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?”
Feburary 6 — Happiness: “You think I don’t appreciate art? You think I don’t understand fashion?”
February 7 — Marathon Man: “Is it safe?”
February 8 — Joe Gould’s Secret: “Only the artist is free, Joe. Because he is single of purpose. He knows…”
February 9 — Far From Heaven: “That was the day I stopped believing in the wild ardor of things…”
February 10 — Pieces of April: “This way, instead of April showing up with some new piercing or…”
February 11 — The Station Agent: “Would you do me a favor and not look at me right now?”
February 12 — Good Night, and Good Luck: “Name me one woman who asks her husband to take off…”
February 13 — Hannah and Her Sisters: One day about a month ago, I really hit bottom…”
February 14 — Natural Born Killers: “Mister rabbit says, ‘A moment of realization is worth a thousand…’”
February 15 — The Monster That Challenged The World: “The egg won’t hatch so long as no one…”
February 16 — The Valley of Gwangi: “Professor, there’s a big lizard back there and he’s heading this…”
February 17 — Cloverfield: “Okay, just to be clear here, our options are: die here, die in the tunnels, or…”
February 18 — Plan 9 From Outer Space: “First was your firecracker, a harmless explosive. Then your…”
February 19 — King Kong: “Don’t be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome…”
February 20 — Robot Monster: “I cannot — yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on…”
February 21 — Invasion of the Body Snatchers: “…then the same incredible terror that’s menacing me…”
February 22 — When Harry Met Sally: “…And he was comforting me, and before I knew it, we were…”
February 23 — Goodfellas: “Well, you know what I mean. He’s gone. And we couldn’t do nothing about it.”
February 24 — Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb: “Hello Dmitri?”
February 25 — Taken: “ If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you…”
February 26 — When a Stranger Calls: “We’ve traced the call… it’s coming from inside the house.”
February 27 — Jerry Maguire: “I wanna make sure you’re ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money.”
February 28 — Phone Booth: “No, I’m in this fucking position because YOU HAVE A GUN!”
March 1 — Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: “The details of my life are quite inconsequential.”
March 2 — The Grapes of Wrath: “Wherever there’s a fight, so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there.”
March 3 — Jaws: “So, 1,100 men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest.”
March 4 — Traffic: “It’s an unbeatable market force man. It’s a three-hundred percent markup value.”
March 5 — Glengarry Glen Ross: “You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar…”
March 6 — Network: “‘I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!’”
March 7 — The Shining: “Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to my future…”
March 8 — Adaptation: “…and God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends.”
March 9 — Amélie: “On September 3rd 1973, at 6:28pm and 32 seconds, a bluebottle fly capable of…”
March 10 — Fight Club: “If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as…”
March 11 — About a Boy: “…exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled: four units.”
March 12 — Apocalypse Now: “Saigon. Shit. I’m still only in Saigon. Every time I think I’m gonna wake…”
March 13 — Blood Simple: “But what I know about is Texas, an’ down here… you’re on your own.”
March 14 — American Beauty: “I had heard your life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you…”
March 15 — The Maltese Falcon: “You — you imbecile! You bloated idiot! You stupid fat-head!”
March 16 — The Empire Strikes Back: “Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking…NERF HERDER!”
March 17 — White Men Can’t Jump: “Shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on…”
March 18 — Bad Santa: “Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.”
March 19 — Wayne’s World: “If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.”
March 20 — A Fish Called Wanda: “I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with…”
March 21 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a…”
March 22 — As Good As It Gets: “And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me.”
March 23 — Zoolander: “…when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori…”
March 24 — Tootsie: “She’s right here. And she misses you. I just gotta learn to do it without the dress.”
March 25 — The Princess Bride: “‘As you wish’ was all he ever said to her.”
March 26 — Bull Durham: “I got a lotta time to hear your theories and I wanta hear every damn one of…”
March 27 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “I don’t want any plastics, and I don’t want any ground floors…”
March 28 — Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris. We didn’t have, we lost it until you came to…”
March 29 — The Shawshank Redemption: “I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams…”
March 30 — Back to the Future: “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need…roads.”
March 31 — The Professionals: “In my case an accident of birth. But you, Sir, you’re a self-made man.”
April 1 — Se7en: “Ernest Hemingway once wrote, ‘The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for…’”
April 2 — The Dark Knight: “He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.”
April 3 — Annie Hall: “I guess we keep goin’ through it because, uh, most of us… need the eggs.”
April 4 — The Truman Show: “What else is on?”
April 5 — Gone With the Wind: “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
April 6 — Planet of the Apes: “You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”
April 7 — Damn Yankees: “Noooo. Those damn Yankees.”
April 8 — O Brother, Where Art Thou?: “I don’t want Fop, god dammit! I’m a Dapper Dan man!”
April 9 — Back to the Future: “Hey, you! Get your damn hands off her!”
April 10 — Pulp Fiction: “I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more God damn time!”
April 11 — My Fair Lady: “Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! I’ve grown accustomed to her face.”
April 12 — The Princess Bride: “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
April 13 — Beowulf: “I am Ripper… Tearer… Slasher… Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the…”
April 14 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “Clarence Oddbody, AS2. Angel, second class.”
April 15 — Gladiator: “My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north…”
April 16 — American Beauty: “My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood. This is my street…”
April 17 — The Apartment: “On November 1st, 1959, the population of New York City was 8,042,783…”
April 18 — Dr. No: “My name is Bond. James Bond.”
April 19 — Army of Darkness: “Awright you primitive screwheads. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!”
April 20 — Lord of the Rings: Return of the King: “Anduril, Flame of the West, forged from the shards of…”
April 21 — A Christmas Story: “I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range…!”
April 22 — Scarface: “You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!”
April 23 — Full Metal Jacket: “This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.”
April 24 — Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: “Too many men have died at its edge. It may look pure…”
April 25 — Dirty Harry: “But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world…”
April 26 — The Namesake: “You remind me of everything that followed. Everyday since then has been a…”
April 27 — Crimes and Misdemeanors: “If he’s not caught, that which originates from a black deed will…”
April 28 — The Lion King: “Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true king. Remember…”
April 29 — Parenthood: “It never ends. It’s like your Aunt Edna’s ass. It goes on forever and just as…”
April 30 — Little Miss Sunshine: “You took a big chance, it took guts, and I’m proud of you, okay?”
May 1 — Superman: “When you first came to us, we thought people would come and take you away…”
May 2 — Field of Dreams: “You wanna have a catch?”
May 3 — Star Wars: Return of the Jedi: “Just for once… let me… look on you with my *own* eyes.”
May 4 — Big Fish: “You become what you always were. A very big fish. And that’s how it happens.”
May 5 — Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me: “You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil.”
May 6 — The Godfather: “But I, I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life, I don’t apologize…”
May 7 — Rocky Balboa: “You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya’…”
May 8–25th Hour: “We’ll drive. Keep driving. Head out to the middle of nowhere, take that road as…”
May 9 — Kramer vs. Kramer: “What do you mean if you don’t like it? You’re gonna have a great time…”
May 10 — The Sixth Sense: “She said you came to the place where they buried her. Asked her a…”
May 11 — Almost Famous: “Honey…I’m trying to give you the cliffnotes on how to live life in this world.”
May 12 — Harold and Maude: “Are you ready, Harold? Here is the first question. ‘Are you uncomfortable…’”
May 13 — Terms of Endearment: “Tommy, you be sweet. And stop tryin’ to pretend that you hate me.”
May 14 — Boogie Nights: “If you’re gonna leave, you leave with what you’ve got: Nothing. You treat me…”
May 15 — On Golden Pond: “Don’t you think that everyone looks back on their childhood with a certain…”
May 16 — Psycho: “Go on, go tell her she’ll not be appeasing her ugly appetite with MY food…”
May 17 — The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 18 — The Natural: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 19 — The Graduate: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 20 — Up: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 21 — Le Mans: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 22 — Duck Soup: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 23 — The Passenger: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 24–2001: A Space Odyssey: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 25–2001: A Space Odyssey: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 26 — Dangerous Liasons: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 27 — Donnie Darko: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 28 — Cruel Intentions: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 29 — Never Cry Wolf: [Notable scene without dialogue]
May 30 — Easy Rider: “Oh wow! What? Who’s that man? What the hell was that, man?”
May 31 — Misery: “God, I love you.”
June 1 — Pet Semetary: “No fair! No fair, no fair…”
June 2 — Stand By Me: “Fuck writing, I don’t want to be a writer. It’s stupid. It’s a stupid waste of time.”
June 3 — Secret Window: “I know you Mr. Rainey, that’s what matters. You stole my story.”
June 4 — The Green Mile: “On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why…”
June 5 — The Stand: “This is God’s will, given me as I wandered in my own wilderness. Draw close…”
June 6 — Firestarter: “And when he dies, which I hope is very soon, perhaps he can take that power…”
June 7 — The Long Goodbye: “Excuse me, I don’t see any Courry Brand cat food here.”
June 8 — Rififi: “There’s not a safe that can resist Cesar and not a woman that Cesar can resist.”
June 9 — The Big Combo: “Look at it. First degree murder, because a certain Mr. Brown picked up a….”
June 10 — Lady in the Lake: “When it comes to women, does anybody really want the facts?”
June 11 — L.A. Confidential: “Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.”
June 12 — Blade Runner: “It’s too bad she won’t live. But then again, who does?”
June 13 — Devil in the Blue Dress: “A man once told me that you step out of your door in the morning…”
June 14 — Monkey Business: “Mr. Oxley’s been complaining about my punctuation, so I’m careful to…”
June 15 — Love in the Afternoon: “They’re very odd people, you know. When they’re young, they have…”
June 16 — Merry Andrew: “I mean the astral alien, the creature bacchanalian, no good Episcopalian…”
June 17 — One, Two, Three: “Any world that can produce the Taj Mahal, William Shakespeare, and…”
June 18 — Irma la Douce: “Who wants to be a stray dog? You got to belong to someone, even if he…”
June 19 — The Fortune Cookie: “He’s so full of twists. He starts to describe a donut and it comes out a…”
June 20 — Cactus Flower: “I’m a bastard, the biggest bastard in the whole world.”
June 21 — Heavy Metal: “Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance…”
June 22 — Ratatouille: “Larousse, draw and quarter this man — after you put him in the duck press to…”
June 23 — Tonari no Totoro: “Trees and people used to be good friends. I saw that tree and decided to…”
June 24 — Toy Story: “YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re — you’re an…”
June 25 — Yellow Submarine: “You… you mean you’d take a nowhere man?”
June 26 — Shrek: “I hate it when you’ve got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and…”
June 27 — Snow White: “Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space, through wind and…”
June 28 — Akira: “Damn, and my motor coils were just getting warmed up.”
June 29 — There Will Be Blood: “And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink…”
June 30 — Dumb & Dumber: “Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Welp, see ya later.”
July 1 — Alien: “I admire its purity. A survivor… unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of… “
July 2 — Children of Men: “He’s chewin’ on this great big wing and he says ‘I haven’t the faintest idea…’”
July 3 — Forrest Gump: “Sometimes, I guess there just aren’t enough rocks.”
July 4 — The Shawshank Redemption: “I guess it comes down to a simple choice: get busy living, or get…”
July 5 — The Lion in the Winter: “Departure is a simple act. You put the left foot down, then the right…”
July 6 — Raiders of the Lost Ark: “Asps… very dangerous. You go first.”
July 7 — Major League: “Juuuussssttt a bit outside.”
July 8 — Kung Pow: Enter the Fist: You killed my family. And I don’t like that kind of thing.”
July 9 — Serenity: “I’ll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he’s going to start a fair fight. Or if there’s…”
July 10 — Fight Club: “You met me at a very strange time in my life.”
July 11 — Ghost Busters: “I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, ‘bad’”?
July 12 — The Maltese Falcon: “What else is there I can buy you with?”
July 13 — Dick Tracy: “I sweat a lot better in the dark.”
July 14 — Double Indemnity: “There’s a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.”
July 15 — Body Heat: “My temperature runs a couple of degrees high, around a hundred.”
July 16 — The Postman Always Rings Twice: “It’s my wedding present to him, but the way he wears it…”
July 17 — Basic Instinct: “Killing isn’t like smoking. You can stop.”
July 18 — The Last Seduction: “You’re my designated fuck.”
July 19 — Hamlet: “To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer…”
July 20 — Anna and the King: “When a woman who has much to say says nothing, her silence can be…”
July 21 — Anastasia: “The poor have only one advantage; they know when they are loved for themselves.”
July 22 — The Princess Bride: “…because I’m killing myself as soon as we reach the Bridal Suite.”
July 23 — Ran: “A serpent’s egg is white and pure. A bird’s is speckled and soiled.”
July 24 — Elizabeth: “I have rid England of her enemies. What do I do now? Am I to be made of stone?”
July 25 — Macbeth: “Out out brief candle. Life’s but walking shadow. A poor player, who struts and…”
July 26 — Sunset Blvd.: “All right Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my closeup.”
July 27 — A Clockwork Orange: “I was cured all right!”
July 28 — Dragnet: “Don’t you mean the ‘virgin’ Connie Swail?”
July 29 — Psycho: “They’ll see and they’ll know and they’ll say, ‘Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly.’”
July 30 — The Matrix: “I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid…”
July 31 — There Will Be Blood: “I’m finished.”
August 1 — Casablanca: “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”
August 2 — The Godfather: “I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my…”
August 3 — American Beauty: “My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood. This is my street…”
August 4 — Night of the Hunter: “Once upon a time there was a pretty fly, he had a pretty wife…”
August 5 — Annie Hall: “There’s an old joke: Two elderly women are at a Catskill Mountain resort. And…”
August 6 — Apocalypse Now: Saigon, shit. I’m still only in Saigon. Every time I think I’m gonna wake up…”
August 7 — Sex, Lies & Videotape: “Garbage. All I’ve been thinking about all week is garbage…”
August 8 — Citizen Kane: “Rosebud.”
August 9 — Blue Velvet: “It’s a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaws out…”
August 10 — Stand By Me: “I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being.”
August 11 — Trainspotting: “Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a…”
August 12 — The Third Man: “I never knew the old Vienna before the war with its Strauss music, its…”
August 13 — Full Metal Jacket: “I’m Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor…”
August 14 — Heathers: “Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people ‘real life.’ She said, real life…”
August 15 — Michael Clayton: Michael. Dear Michael. Of course it’s you, who else could they send…”
August 16 — Hedwig and the Angry Inch: “I put on some make-up, turn up the eight-track, I’m pulling…”
August 17 — The Little Mermaid: “The men up there don’t like a lot of blabber, they think a girl who…”
August 18 — How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying: “As a brash young man, well, I said to…”
August 19 — West Side Story: “Tonight, tonight, it all began tonight, I saw you and the world went away.”
August 20 — Toy Story 2: “When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful, every hour we spent…”
August 21 — Annie Get Your Gun: “Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything, better than…”
August 22 — The Wizard of Oz: “Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high. There’s a land that I heard…
August 23 — Taxi Driver: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell e…”
August 24 — Annie Hall: “I mean, I can’t believe this. Somewhere she cooled off to me.”
August 25 — Psycho: “Or do I have tell her because you don’t have the guts! Huh, boy? You have the…”
August 26 — Adaptation: “We open on Charlie Kaufman. Fat, old, bald, repulsive, sitting in a…”
August 27 — Gone With the Wind: “If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never…”
August 28 — Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: “Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!”
August 29 — Cast Away: “Aha. Look what I’ve created. I have made fire!”
August 30 — Goodfellas: “I’m an average nobody… get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.”
August 31 — Airplane!: “”What a pisser.”
September 1 — Annie Hall: “Well, that’s funny, because I happen to have Mr. McLuhan right here…”
September 2 — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands.”
September 3 — High Fidelity: “Top five things I miss about Laura. One; sense of humor.”
September 4 — Horse Feathers: “I’ve got to stay here, but there’s no reason why you folks shouldn’t go…”
September 5 — Spaceballs: “What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?”
September 6 — Jerry Maguire: “Show me the money!”
September 7 — The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
September 8 — Star Wars: “I got a bad feeling about this.”
September 9 — The Terminator: “I’ll be back.”
September 10 — Aliens: “Get away from her you bitch!”
September 11 — Cool Hand Luke: “What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.”
September 12 — A Few Good men: “”You can’t handle the truth.”
September 13 — The Sixth Sense: “I see dead people.”
September 14 — Poltergeist: “They’re here
September 15 — Top Gun: “I feel the need… the need for speed.”
September 16 — Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning!”
September 17 — Frankenstein: “It’s alive! It’s alive!”
September 18 — Ghost Busters: “He slimed me!”
September 19 — Brokeback Mountain: “I wish I knew how to quit you.”
September 20 — Five Easy Pieces: I’d like a plain omelet. No potatoes. Tomatoes instead. A cup of…”
September 21 — Lost In America: “You don’t even know me, you bald-headed fart!”
September 22 — Real Genius: “Ah! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ah! Ah! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahhhhhhh!”
September 23 — …And Justice for All: “My client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to…!”
September 24 — Falling Down: “I don’t want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.”
September 25 — Withnail and I: “Why has my head gone numb? I must have some booze. I DEMAND TO…”
September 26 — The Shining: “Well then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in. HERE’S JOHNNY!”
September 27 — Inside Man: “My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I…”
September 28 — Fight Club: “We won’t really die. We’ll be immortal.”
September 29 — Star Wars: A New Hope: “Where are those transmissions you intercepted?”
September 30 — Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl: “What do you say to three shillings…”
October 1 — The Third Man: “Hello, old man. How are you?”
October 2 — The Big Lebowski: “It’s the LeBaron.”
October 3 — Blue Velvet: “Shut up. It’s daddy. shithead.”
October 4 — Life of Brian: “Out the door, line on the left, one cross each.”
October 5 — Monty Python: The Argument Sketch: “Don’t give me that, you snotty faced heap of parrot..”
October 6 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left.”
October 7 — Monty Python: The Dead Parrot Sketch: “This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be!”
October 8 — Monty Python: The Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit Sketch: “We done the passion fruit.”
October 9 — Monty Python: The Spanish Inquisition Sketch: “NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
October 10 — Monty Python: The Lumberjack Sketch: “I… I wanted to be… A LUMBERJACK!”
October 11 — Jurassic Park: “They’re lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal…”
October 12 — Fight Club: “Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films.”
October 13 — The Silence of the Lambs: “Better known to his friends as the Death’s-head moth.”
October 14 — Citizen Kane: “Rosebud.”
October 15 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope.”
October 16 — Chinatown: “You see, Mr. Gittes, most people never have to face the fact that at the…”
October 17 — From Russia With Love: “Taken in the bridal suite at your hotel. Something else the girl…”
October 18 — Desperado: “This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the…”
October 19 — Annie Hall: “I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics…”
October 20 — What About Bob: “The doctor draws two circles and says “What do you see?” the guy…”
October 21 — White Men Can’t Jump: “I seen your mother kicking a can down the street…”
October 22 — Reservoir Dogs: “Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin’ in a bullpen, in San Quentin.”
October 23 — Punchline: “Hello, my name is Lilah Krytsick, and on our wedding night, my husband…”
October 24 — The Breakfast Club: “Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm…”
October 25 — The Princess Bride: “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
October 26 — Clerks: “I’m not even supposed to be here today.”
October 27 — Shakespeare in Love: “I don’t know. It’s a mystery.”
October 28 — Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: “Parlay.”
October 29 — Star Wars [series]: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
October 30 — Forrest Gump: “Stupid is as stupid does.”
October 31 — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around…”
November 1 — The Wizard of Oz: “I’m melting! melting! Oh, what a world!”
November 2 — Wall Street: “I look at you and see myself…Why?”
November 3 — Blade Runner: “All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain…”
November 4 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “You overestimate their chances. You may fire…”
November 5 — Speed: “What do you do, Jack? What do you do? You’re so smart! Right, Jack?”
November 6 — Se7en: “It seems that envy is my sin. Become Vengeance David, become Wrath.”
November 7 — Psycho: “They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, ‘Why, she wouldn’t even harm a…’”
November 8 — V for Vendetta: “Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as…”
November 9 — Malice: “You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.”
November 10 — Meatballs: “It just doesn’t matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER!”
November 11–25th Hour: “Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares…”
November 12 — Dogma: “Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by…”
November 13 — Synecdoche, New York: “Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see…”
November 14 — Scent of a Woman: “If I were the man I was five years ago, I’d take a FLAMETHROWER…”
November 15 — Saving Grace: “Women like cuddly toys, don’t they? They like to hug them and…”
November 16 — A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls.”
November 17 — The Electric Horseman: “Have you ever seen this horse race?….. I’ve seen him run…”
November 18 — The Verdict: “You know, so much of the time we’re just lost. We say, “Please, God…”
November 19 — The American President: “For the last couple of months, Senator Rumson has…”
November 20 — A Thousand Clowns: “You gotta own your own days and name ’em, each one of ‘em…”
November 21 — Mr. Smith Goes to Washington: “And in this world today of great hatred a man who…”
November 22 — Addams Family Values: “And for all these reasons, I have decided to scalp you and…”
November 23 — The Ice Storm: “And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being….”
November 24 — Planes, Trains & Automobiles: “Those aren’t pillows!”
November 25 — Home for the Holidays: “Well, we don’t have to like each other, Jo. We’re family.”
November 26 — A Thanksgiving Prayer: “thanks for the AMERICAN DREAM to vulgarize and falsify until…”
November 27 — Pieces of April: “We get to show up, experience the disaster that is her life, smile…”
November 28 — Hannah and Her Sisters: “The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle, it really is…”
November 29 — The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: “You shall not pass!”
November 30 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “No… I am your father.”
December 1 — Some Like It Hot: “Well — nobody’s perfect.”
December 2 — Chinatown: “Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”
December 3 — When Harry Met Sally: “I’ll have what she’s having.”
December 4 — Hellraiser II: “Jesus wept.”
December 5 — The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home.”
December 6 — Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello.”
December 7 — Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walkin’ here!”
December 8 — Mad Men: “Mr. Campbell, who cares?”
December 9 — Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: “Let’s both be girls.”
December 10 — Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: “Khan!”
December 11 — Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
December 12 — The Dark Knight: “Why so serious?”
December 13 — Unforgiven: “Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it.”
December 14 — Batman: “Hey, bat-brain, I mean, I was a kid when I killed your parents.”
December 15 — Chinatown: “You see, Mr. Gittes, most people never have to face the fact that…”
December 16 — Se7en: “Are you listening to me, Detective Mills? I’m trying to tell you how much I…”
December 17 — The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: “You shoot me, you won’t see a cent of that money.”
December 18 — The Princess Bride: “To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet…”
December 19 — Star Wars: Episode VI — Return of the Jedi: “Now, young Skywalker…you will die.”
December 20 — A Christmas Story: “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!”
December 21 — Christmas Vacation: “Merry Christmas… shitter’s full.”
December 22 — Elf: “You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee. Great job everybody…”
December 23 — Bad Santa: “You got some lip on you, midget.”
December 24 — It’s A Wonderful Life: “Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you’ll ever be.”
December 25 — Home Alone: “Well, what else could we be forgetting?”
December 26 — Die Hard: “Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined…”
December 27 — The Apartment: “Ring out the old year, ring in the new. Ring-a-ding-ding.”
December 28 — Peter’s Friends: “It’s New Year’s fucking Eve! Even the Pope has a drink on New Year’s…”
December 29 — Holiday Inn: “[singing] One minute to midnight, one minute to go, one minute to say…”
December 30 — Forrest Gump: “Happy New Year, Lieutenant Dan!”
December 31 — When Harry Met Sally: “It’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s…”