Daily Dialogue — April 19, 2010
“Awright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It’s a twelve-gauge, double-barrel Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?”
— Ash (Bruce Campbell), Army of Darkness (1992), written by Sam Raimi & Ivan Raimi
The Daily Dialogue theme for the week is characters talking about their weapons, suggested by Peter Dwight, who also suggested Army of Darkness.
Please post other notable dialogue in which characters talk about their weapons in comments.