Daily Dialogue — January 6, 2011

“I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes… like yourselves.”

 — Roman Moronie (Richard Dimitri), Johnny Dangerously (1984), written by Harry Colomby, Jeff Harris, Bernie Kukoff, and Norman Steinberg

The Daily Dialogue theme for the week is mangled English suggested by Daveed. Johnny Dangerously suggested by diego.

Trivia: Two of the movie’s four screenwriters, Jeff Harris and Bernie Kukoff previously created “Diff’rent Strokes” (1978).

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