Daily Dialogue — May 5, 2010

Scott: How could you do this to me? On national television!
Dr. Evil: Well throw me a freakin’ bone here, Scott.
Scott: Why did you run out on me?
Dr. Evil: Because you’re not quite evil enough.
[audience boos]
Dr. Evil: Well it’s true! It’s true! You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

 — Dr. Evil (Mike Myers), Scott Evil (Seth Green), Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), written by Mike Myers and Michael McCullers, characters created by Mike Myers

The Daily Dialogue theme this week is poignant father-son exchanges, suggested by JD Walters. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me suggested by George.

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