“Misspelling on page six proves veteran scribe has no pride in his craft”

With a title like that, you know it can only be an article at The Hollywood Roaster:

Nearly two decades of hard work and dedication were completely undone by a semi-early typo in Scott Frank’s latest script, according to a production company intern. 

“How hard is it to remember the difference between ‘their’ and ‘there?’” asked 21-year-old Kevin McDougal, an unpaid reader and recent college grad. “I don’t know who this Frank guy thinks he is, but he obviously isn’t serious about writing. He doesn’t even bother to make sure his words are spelled properly.”

Added McDougal: “Pass.”

Apropos satire considering this recent post.

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