“The 13 Worst Movie Taglines Ever Written”
From The Huffington Post:
“Wow. Just wow.” That’s the tagline of this slideshow. When we set out to collect these, we had no idea how bad they’d be. Killer dolphins, math fails, title contradictions, they’re all here. If you know of one we missed, shoot us an email!
And here’s their list:
The Day Of The Dolphin — “Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States”
The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants — “Laugh. Cry. Share The Pants”
Crank — “He Was Dead… But He Got Better”
Leap Year — “Anna Planned To Propose To Her Boyfriend On February 29th. This Is Not her Boyfriend.”
Silent Rage — “Science Created Him. Now Chuck Norris Must Destroy Him”
Die Hard 2 — “Die Harder”
Suspiria — “The Only Thing More Terrifying Than The Last 12 Minutes Of This Film Are The First 92”
Clash Of The Titans — “Titans Will Clash”
Ape — “Not to be confused with King Kong.”
Life Is Hot In Cracktown — “Be cool. You’re so cool. Life is cool in Cracktown.”
Ghost Ship — “Sea Evil”
Ocean’s 12 — “Twelve Is The New 11”
Let me add my own “wow.” As in, “Wow, my standards must be pretty damn low… because some of those don’t seem all that bad to me.” I mean I just went to Steven Segal’s IMDB site figuring you can’t get any lower than his movie taglines. Check it out:
Above the Law — He was a covert agent trained in Vietnam. He has a master 6th degree black belt in Aikido… and family in the Mafia. He’s a cop with an attitude.
Marked for Death — He’s a good cop. In a bad mood.
Out for Justice — He’s a cop. It’s a dirty job… but somebody’s got to take out the garbage.
On Deadly Ground — His battle to save the Alaskan wilderness and protect its people can only be won…
Fire Down Below — One Man. One Sercet. One Chance in hell.
Exit Wounds — What Can Two Men Do Against A Gang Of Crooked Cops? Whatever It Takes.
Ticker — This Bomb Squad Commander doesn’t just cut wires…
Half Past Dead — The Good. The Bad. And the Deadly.
The Foreigner — If they think they can stop him, they’re dead wrong.
Driven to Kill — They took his daughter. So he’s taking them down.
I mean, c’mon. Can you really top those?
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