BARNICKE: Where the hell have you been, soldier?
WINGER: Training, sir!
PLATOON: Training, sir!
BARNICKE: What kind of training, son?
WINGER: Army training, sir!
PLATOON: Army training, sir!
WINGER: Platoon, just like last night, only better! And right shoulder, ho! Order, ho! Side step right! Why does a chicken cross