Daily Dialogue 2015
All of the Daily Dialogue posts from 2015.
January 1 — Almost Famous: “I am a golden god!”
January 2 — House Party: “The police won’t have any problem finding you! ‘Follow the drip, follow the drip!’”
January 3 — American Beauty: “OK honey, I won’t be weird. I’ll be whatever what you want me to be.”
January 4 — The Apartment: “The mirror… it’s broken.”
January 5 — Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy: “Oh, I’m sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.”
January 6 — Withnail & I: “I feel like a pig shat in my head.”
January 7 — Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: “Why is the rum gone?”
January 8 — About Last Night: “I’m hung over, so shoot me.”
January 9 — Shaun of the Dead: “Cornettos.”
January 10 — School of Rock: “Dude, you got a disease!”
January 11 — Dumbo: “Look out! Look out! Pink elephants on parade.”
January 12–12 Angry Men: “I bought that at a little pawn shop just two blocks from the boy’s house.”
January 13 — The Prestige: “You did terrible things. Really terrible things, Robert. And all for nothing.”
January 14 — Chinatown: “She’s my sister AND my daughter!”
January 15 — Psycho: “Mrs. Bates?”
January 16 — Juno: “I’m pregnant.”
January 17 — Soylent Green: “It’s people. Soylent Green is made out of people.”
January 18 — Planet of the Apes: “I’m back. I’m home. All the time… We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!”
January 19 — The Losers: “I’m warning you, man, I’m a lethal weapon…”
January 20 — Tombstone: “You tell ’em I’m coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?”
January 21 — Back to the Future III: “I’ll shoot the fleas off a dog’s back at 500 yards, Tannen. Have it pointed straight at your head.”
January 22 — Law Abiding Citizen: “It’s going to biblical.”
January 23 — The Wizard of Oz: “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
January 24 — The Running Man: “But I hope you leave enough room for my fist ‘coz I’m going to ram it into your stomach…”
January 25 — They Live: “I’m giving you a choice. Either put on your glasses, or start eating that trash can.”
January 26 — Ice Station Zebra: “People with top security clearances are being hung every day…”
January 27 — The Bourne Ultimatum: “If you were in your office right now we’d be having this conversation face-to-face.”
January 28 — From Russia With Love: “You may know the right wines, but you’re the one on your knees.”
January 29 — Three Days of the Condor: “We have games. That’s all.”
January 30 — Austin Powers in Goldmember: “So, Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?”
January 31 — The Bourne Identity: “Now why would I know that. How can I know that and not know who I am.”
February 1 — The Third Man: “Nobody thinks in terms of human beings. Governments don’t. Why should we?”
February 2 — Up: “My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.”
February 3 — Harry and Tonto: “That’s why nobody buys them anymore. But Chicago–great town for cats.”
February 4 — As Good As It Gets: “Over a dog. Over an ugly dog.”
February 5 — The Wizard of Oz: “That’s dog a menace to the community, I’m taking him to the Sheriff to make sure he’s destroyed.”
February 6 — Babe: “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”
February 7 — Cujo: “Damn this car!”
February 8 — The Thin Man: “He dragged me into every gin mill on the block.”
February 9 — The Great Race: “We can melt, we can blast, we can rise above–we are invincible!”
February 10 — Hoosiers: “What’s a matter with you guys? What’s a matter with you?”
February 11 — The Shawshank Redemption: “I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.”
February 12 — The Dark Knight: “We got you, you son of a bitch.”
February 13 — Forrest Gump: “Lieutenant Dan! What’re you doin’ here?”
February 14 — Singin’ in the Rain: “I’m singin’ in the rain, Just singing in the rain…”
February 15 — Parenthood: “Ah-ha-ha-ha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!”
February 16 — The Chronicles of Riddick: “You know the rule. They aren’t dead if they’re still on the books.”
February 17 — The Rock: “General, put some duct tape over Mr. Sinclair’s fat, ignorant mouth. He has shit for brains and he is…”
February 18 — The Pink Panther: “I’m glad you are enjoying yourselves, because you’re going to be here for the next twenty years.”
February 19 — Stir Crazy: “I’m getting bad. Better get bad Jack ’cause if you ain’t bad, you gonna get fucked.”
February 20 — The Green Mile: “Arlen Bitterbuck, you have been condemned to die by a jury of your peers…”
February 21 — Midnight Express: “You’re not taking me to the sanitarium! You’re not taking me to the sanitarium!”
February 22 — The Shawshank Redemption: “These walls are funny. First you hate ’em, then you get used to ‘em…”
February 23 — Tootsie: “I don’t like it when people come up to me after my plays and say, ‘I really dug your message, man.’”
February 24 — The Birds: “Help me get the children into the house.”
February 25 — Old School: “You got a fucking dart in your neck, man.”
February 26 — City Slickers: “It’s September 8th, 1952. We’re driving back from your Aunt Marsha. My water breaks…”
February 27 — This is 40: “I don’t want to shop at old lady stores. I don’t want to go to J. Jill and Chico’s and Ann Taylor.”
February 28 — Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: “Make a wish, Harry.”
March 1 — Sixteen Candles: “It already came true.”
March 2 — Sahara: “He did a Panama. He did a Panama.”
March 3 — The Warriors: “I’ll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.”
March 4 — Raiders of the Lost Ark: “I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.”
March 5 — Duel: “I’d like to report a truck driver who’s been endangering my life.”
March 6 — The Blues Brothers: “This is definitely lower Wacker Drive. If my estimations are correct, we should be very close…”
March 7 — It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World: “You tell ’em you heard from X-27. You got it? X-27.”
March 8 — Point Break: [no dialogue]
March 9 — Hook: “It’s Peter Pan. Has it been three days? ’Tis true, Peter, time does fly…and so do you, I see.”
March 10 — Gross Pointe Blank: “Since you stood me up on prom night and vanished without saying a word?”
March 11 — Casablanca: “Why did you have to come to Casablanca? There are other places.”
March 12 — The Blues Brothers: “The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car!”
March 13 — The Big Chill: “I heard it through the grapevine…”
March 14 — Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: “Dad, you’re going to have to use the machine gun.”
March 15 — The Shawshank Redemption: “I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand.”
March 16 — Trading Places: “We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Valentine, and turned him into a successful executive.”
March 17 — RoboCop: “Every game has a winner… and a loser. I’m cashing you out, Bob.”
March 18 — Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy: “Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face…”
March 19 — Raiders of the Lost Ark: “Okay, Jones. You win. Blow it up.”
March 20 — Cats Don’t Dance: “Like I said, dancing’s a waste of time.”
March 21 — Kingpin: “Yeah, there was pressure. I didn’t want to get beat by a guy with a hook, you know.”
March 22 — Amadeus: “I was staring through the cage of those meticulous ink strokes — at an absolute beauty.”
March 23 — The Others: “Where’s my daughter? What have you done with my daughter?”
March 24 — Beetlejuice: “Go ahead. Make my millennium!”
March 25 — Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: “Let go. Sweetheart you’re ready. Let go! Let go!”
March 26 — Scrooged: “If you TOUCH ME AGAlN, I’m gonna rip your goddamned wings off! Okay?”
March 27 — Poltergeist: “They’re here.”
March 28 — The Ghost and Mrs. Muir: “You must make your own life amongst the living…”
March 29 — The Shining: “Hello, Danny. Come play with us. Come play with us, Danny. Forever. And ever. And ever.”
March 30 — In America: “We heard Manhattan before we ever saw it, a thousand strange voices…”
March 31 — The Last Samurai: “I will tell you how he lived.”
April 1 — In Bruges: “Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.”
April 2 — Moscow on the Hudson: “Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. COFFEE. COFFEE!!!”
April 3 — My Darling is a Foreigner: “If you decided to marry a foreigner, you will suffer.”
April 4 — Down By Law: “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.”
April 5 — The Party: “She’s having the birdie num nums.”
April 6 — Mister Roberts: “I don’t like starch in my pajamas. You’ll watch out for that, won’t you Pulver?”
April 7 — Inglourious Basterds: “I’m aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.”
April 8 — Meet the Robinsons: “Pop quiz. Who have you met, and what have you learnt?”
April 9 — True Romance: “Woulda got away with it, but your son, fuckhead that he is, left his driver’s license in a dead guy’s hand.”
April 10 — Brazil: “Don’t fight it, son. Confess quickly. If you hold out too long, you could jeopardize your credit rating.”
April 11 — Drive: “Whose money do I have?”
April 12 — Law Abiding Citizen: “So that’s the deal. You get me my bed. You get your confession.”
April 13 — Finding Nemo: “I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Well, I mean, at least I think it does.”
April 14 — Regarding Henry: “Ritz.”
April 15 — Men In Black II: “You’re standing between me and my memories, pal. You have this deneuralyzer thing or not?”
April 16 — The Long Kiss Goodnight: “I don’t remember… what I said to her. I can’t remember.”
April 17 — Memento: “I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning…”
April 18 — Overboard: “Was I always this miserable? Wasn’t I ever happy?”
April 19 — Mulholland Drive: “I wonder where you were going.”
April 20 — The Matrix: “Surprise asshole, I’ll bet you never saw this coming. Did you?”
April 21 — Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: “That’s how Austrians say goodbye.”
April 22 — Alien: “I can’t lie to you about your chances, but… you have my sympathies.”
April 23 — Jurassic Park: “Don’t get cheap on me, Dodgson. That was Hammond’s mistake.”
April 24 — Donnie Brasco: “ If you’re a rat… then I’m the biggest mutt in the history of the Mafia.”
April 25 — Point Blank: “Walker, I’m glad you’re not dead. It’s true, I really am. You ought to kill me.”
April 26 — The Lion King: “Long live the king.”
April 27 — The Fifth Element: “Wh-wh-wh-where did he learn to negotiate like that?”
April 28 — My Cousin Vinny: “We intend to prove that the ppppp… prosecution’s case is circumstantial.”
April 29 — The Incredibles: “He…he wouldn’t…didn’t…doesn’t.”
April 30 — Four Weddings and a Funeral: “Eh… Eh… No, no, no of course not… I’m an idiot, he’s not…”
May 1 — Annie Hall: “You-you-you’re like New York, Jewish… y’know… left-wing, liberal, intellectual, Central Park West…”
May 2 — Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Loved the Bomb: “And uh, he went and did a silly thing.”
May 3 — Shakespeare in Love: “T…t…t…tuh…two households, both alike, in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene….”
May 4 — Legally Blonde: “On our very first day at Harvard, a very wise Professor quoted Aristotle: ‘The law is reason free from passion.’”
May 5 — An Officer and a Gentleman: “I won’t ever forget you, Sergeant.”
May 6 — The Graduate: “Well, I would say that I’m just drifting. Here in the pool.”
May 7 — Say Anything…: “But when I think about the future, the truth is, I am really scared.”
May 8 — Billy Madison: “Well, it was tough for me, so… [screams]… BACK OFF!”
May 9 — Stripes: “Why’d the chicken cross the road? To get from the left to the right.”
May 10 — Reality Bites: “ Fellow graduates, the answer is simple. The answer is… the answer is… I don’t know.”
May 11 — Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”
May 12 — Citizen Kane: “Rosebud.”
May 13–2001: A Space Odyssey: “Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you.”
May 14 — Angels With Dirty Faces: “Oh, please! I don’t want to die! Oh, please! Don’t make me burn in hell.”
May 15 — Donnie Darko: “I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief…”
May 16 — Children of Men: “Pull my finger.”
May 17 — Jurassic Park: “Clever girl.”
May 18 — Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: “I’m trying to wrap up the movie… and leave the people with a message.”
May 19 — Blazing Saddles: “What in the hell do you think you’re doing here? This is a closed set.”
May 20 — The Truman Show: “That one’s for free.”
May 21 — Road to Bali: “Paramount wouldn’t dare. At your age?”
May 22 — Spaceballs: “What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?”
May 23 — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “They could be fascist anarchists — that still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
May 24 — Airplane!: “What a pisser.”
May 25 — Annie Hall: “How often do you sleep together?”
May 26 — Date Night: “If I’m gonna get whacked off, I at least deserve to understand why it’s happening…”
May 27 — (500) Days of Summer: “Oh, honey, that’s because it is delicious. I made it myself.”
May 28 — Play It Again, Sam: “What are you doing Friday night?”
May 29 — Guys and Dolls: “You want to take me to dinner in Havana, Cuba?”
May 30 — The Invention of Lying: “No, I won’t be sleeping with him tonight. Nope, probably not even a kiss.”
May 31 — There’s Something About Mary: “Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!”
June 1 — Ordinary People: “When Buck died, it was as if you buried all your love with him, and I don’t understand that.”
June 2 — Mystic River: “Is that my daughter in there?! Look in my eyes! Is she in there?! Is that my daughter in there?!”
June 3 — The Big Chill: “ We give first priority to people who kill themselves in one of our bathrooms.”
June 4 — At Close Range: “IS THIS THE GUN YOU USED ON EVERYONE? ON ME? Is this the family gun, Dad?”
June 5 — The Sixth Sense: “ Do I make her proud?”
June 6 — Practical Magic: “You brought him into my life. Now I want you to bring him back.”
June 7 — The Sweet Hereafter: “Enough rage and helplessness and your love turns to something else.”
June 8 — How to Train Your Dragon: “This…is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three.”
June 9 — Adaptation.: “And God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. That’s flaccid, sloppy writing.”
June 10 — Terminator 2: Judgment Day: “Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The Terminator…”
June 11 — The Imitation Game: “Humans find violence deeply satisfying. But remove the satisfaction, and the act becomes… hollow.”
June 12 — Mad Max: Fury Road: “My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching…”
June 13 — A Clockwork Orange: “There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim…”
June 14 — Megamind: “Here’s my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good.”
June 15 — The Karate Kid: “Show me ‘paint the house’, side, side. Lock the wrist. Side, side. Side, side. Show me ‘wax on, wax off’.”
June 16 — Philomena: “But I don’t want to hate people. I don’t want to be like you. Look at you. It must be exhausting.”
June 17 — Unforgiven: “It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.”
June 18 — Kung Fu Panda: “Quit…don’t quit. Noodles…don’t noodles. You are too concerned with what was, and what will be.”
June 19 — Dead Poets Society: “What will your verse be?”
June 20 — Bruce Almighty: “You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.”
June 21 — Bridesmaids: “I’m life, Annie, and I’m biting you in the ass!”
June 22 — Jumanji: “Jumanji.”
June 23 — Pulp Fiction: “What?”
June 24 — Braveheart: “Freedom!”
June 25 — Rocky: “Adrian!”
June 26 — The Graduate: “Plastics.”
June 27 — The Naked Gun: From the Files of the Police Squad!: “Bingo.”
June 28 — Mary Poppins: “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”
June 29 — War Games: “Extinction is part of the natural order.”
June 30 — Half Baked: “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you, I’m out!”
July 1 — The Apartment: “Save it. The old payola won’t work anymore. Goodbye, Mr. Sheldrake.”
July 2 — The Magnificent Seven: “Show these people who the real boss is. You go, then I’ll give you the guns back.”
July 3 — The Truman Show: “In case I don’t see ya’… good afternoon, good evening, and good night.”
July 4 — Stripes: “Well, that hurts Ma’am. And I don’t think I want to take your abuse.”
July 5 — Burn After Reading: “What the fuck is this? Whose ass did I fail to kiss?”
July 6 — Capricorn One: “And the brother says, she’s on the roof. Get it? She’s on the roof.”
July 7 — The Purge: “Just remember all the good the Purge does.”
July 8 — No Country for Old Men: “You stand to win everything. Call it.”
July 9 — Juno: “I think it’s too early to paint. That’s what I think.”
July 10 — To Have and Have Not: “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”
July 11 — It Happened One Night: “Excuse me lady, but that upon which you sit is mine.”
July 12 — Double Indemnity: “Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.”
July 13 — Bolt: “There’s your antidote: food. Go on, use the Dog Face.”
July 14 — The Hunger Games: “You’re stronger than they are. You are. Get to a bow.”
July 15 — Apollo 13: “Odyssey, this is Houston. Do you read me? Odyssey, Houston. Do you read?”
July 16 — The Edge: “I’m not gonna die. No, sirree. I’m not gonna die. No, I’m gonna kill the bear.”
July 17 — The Dirty Dozen: “Down to the road block, we’ve just begun.”
July 18 — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: “Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.”
July 19 — Minority Report: “It’s funny how all living organisms are alike. When the chips are down…”
July 20 — Planet of the Apes: “Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”
July 21 — The Silence of the Lambs: “I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye.”
July 22 — WarGames: “A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?”
July 23 — Casino Royale: “The name’s Bond. James Bond.”
July 24 — The Wizard of Oz: “And oh, Auntie Em, there’s no place like home.”
July 25 — Psycho: “They’ll see and they’ll know and they’ll say, ‘Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly.’”
July 26 — The Apartment: “Shut up and deal.”
July 27 — Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb: “Have you ever seen a commie drink…”
July 28 — A Beautiful Mind: “How do you say “Charles Herman” in Russian?”
July 29 — Apocalypse Now: “Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
July 30–12 Monkeys: “We don’t make things anymore. It’s all automated. What are we for then? We’re consumers, Jim.”
July 31 — Misery: “Paul… My little ceramic penguin in the study always faces due South.”
August 1 — Addams Family Values: “Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn, and ache, and shop? Don’t I deserve love? And jewelry?”
August 2 — Kung Fu Panda 2: “Then I will kill him, and make you wrong.”
August 3 — Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: “You’re a wizard, Harry!”
August 4 — Apocalypse Now: “Terminate with extreme prejudice.”
August 5 — Men In Black: “The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will know you exist anywhere. Ever.”
August 6 — The Matrix: “Remember all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more.”
August 7 — The Incredibles: “ The supers aren’t gone, Mister Incredible. You’re still here. You can still do great things.”
August 8 — Thelma & Louise: “I don’t know how to fish, Louise.”
August 9 — The Silence of the Lambs: “A job’s come up and I thought about you. Well, not a job really, more of…”
August 10 — Unfaithful: “I didn’t want to kill him, I wanted to kill you!”
August 11 — Midnight Cowboy: “You know, Cass, that’s a funny thing you mentioning money…’cause I was just about…”
August 12 — American Beauty: “Smile, you’re at Smiley’s.”
August 13 — Betrayal: “I should have blackened you in your white wedding dress.”
August 14 — The Piano: “I am unhappy because I want you, because my mind has seized on you and thinks of nothing else.”
August 15 — The Postman Always Rings Twice: “I gotta have you, Frank. Just us. Where it’s just you and me.”
August 16 — Shoot the Moon: “It’s like fucking only you don’t tell anyone about it. That’s what it is.’
August 17–7 Faces of Dr. Lao: “Every time such a thing happens, you’re a part of the circus of Dr. Lao.”
August 18 — Star Wars: Episodes I-VI: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
August 19 — The Muppet Movie: “Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.”
August 20 — Shakespeare in Love: “I don’t know. It’s a mystery.”
August 21 — The Dark Knight: “Want to know how I got these scars?”
August 22 — Toy Story: “To infinity and beyond!”
August 23 — The Princess Bride: “Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
August 24 — Pretty in Pink: “You’re a liar! You’re a filthy, fucking, no-good liar. You don’t have the guts to tell me the truth!”
August 25 — The Blues Brothers: “IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GAAAAWWWWWWWDDDDDD!
August 26 — Little Miss Sunshine: “FUUUUUUCK! Fuck! No, no!”
August 27 — Star Trek: Wrath of Khan: “KHAANNNNN!!!”
August 28 — Breaking the Waves: [scream]
August 29 — National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: “Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas…”
August 30, 2015 — Planes, Trains & Automobiles: “You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey…”
August 31 — Jaws: “Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin’ back, from the island…”
September 1 — V for Vendetta: “More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November…”
September 2 — The American President: “My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I am the President.”
September 3 — Chasing Amy: “I was an experimental girl, for Christ’s sake!”
September 4 — The Great Dictator: “I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business.”
September 5 — A Few Good Men: “Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men…”
September 6 — Patton: “I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.”
September 7 — Blow: “Yeah, I stole your California connection. So what?”
September 8 — The Social Network: “It won’t be like you’re not a part of Facebook. You’re not a part of Facebook.”
September 9 — Alien: “I can’t lie to you about your chances, but… you have my sympathies.”
September 10 — Raiders of the Lost Ark: “Throw me the idol. No time to argue! Throw me idol, I’ll throw you the whip!”
September 11 — The Godfather: “Tell Mike it was business… I always liked him.”
September 12 — The Matrix: “I’m tired, Trinity. Tired of this war, tired of fighting… I’m tired of the ship, being cold…”
September 13 — Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: “But you should have listened to your father.”
September 14 — Oblivion: “No, we are not an effective team.”
September 15 — E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: “E.T phone home.”
September 16 — The Jazz Singer: “You ain’t heard nothin’ yet.”
September 17 — Rocky IV: “I must break you.”
September 18 — Rise of the Planet of the Apes: “NO!”
September 19 — Patton: “Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your BOOK!”
September 20 — Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: “The needs of the many outweigh… the needs of the few… or the one.”
September 21 — A Thousand Clowns: “What’s the point if I leave things just the way I find them? Then I’m just adding…”
September 22 — Leaving Las Vegas: “Well, then I guess this is our first date… or our last. Until now, I wasn’t sure it was either.”
September 23 — Bridesmaids: “You don’t want help. You want a pity party.”
September 24 — Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: “Life? Don’t talk to me about life.”
September 25 — The Perks of Being a Wallflower: “What if I wanted her to die, Candace?”
September 26 — The Virgin Suicides: “Obviously, Doctor, you’ve never been a thirteen year-old girl.”
September 27 — Little Miss Sunshine: “I tried to kill myself because I was very unhappy.”
September 28 — Goodfellas: “For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.”
September 29 — Stand By Me: “I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being.”
September 30 — Trainspotting: “Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television…”
October 1 — Zombieland: “Oh America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America but you can’t have a country without people.”
October 2 — The Godfather: “I believe in America. America has made my fortune.”
October 3 — Blood Simple.: “The world is full o’ complainers. An’ the fact is, nothin’ comes with a guarantee.”
October 4 — The Breakfast Club: “Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois. 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon…”
October 5 — Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”
October 6 — Raiders of the Lost Ark: “We always hate in others that which we most fear in ourselves. And you and I are…”
October 7 — Raiders of the Lost Ark: “Indiana, we are simply passing through history. This, this is history.”
October 8 — American Psycho: “No can do. Got a res at eight-thirty at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.”
October 9 — An Officer and a Gentleman: “Deep down inside you know that all these other boys and girls are better than you are.”
October 10 — Rocky II: “You’re going down.”
October 11 — Top Gun: “You can be my wingman anytime.”
October 12 — Some Like It Hot: “They don’t care, just as long as you’re wearing a skirt. It’s like waving a red flag in front of a bull.”
October 13 — Mrs. Doubtfire: “Well, some of it’s comfortable. No! It’s a pain in the padded ass!”
October 14 — Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: “I am no man.”
October 15 — Kinky Boots: “Rule one. Red is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles!”
October 16 — Tootsie: “I got a soap, George. I’m the new woman administrator on ‘Southwest General’”.
October 17 — The Rocky Horror Picture Show: “I’m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Trasylvania.”
October 18 — Glen or Glenda: “Just how does one go introducing your friends to your brother when Brother’s wearing your…”
October 19 — Tron: Legacy: “You knew I’d beat you. Instead, you did all this for him.”
October 20 — True Romance: “Could I have one of those Chesterfields now.”
October 21 — Rio Bravo: “If you want to get him shot, just go out there.”
October 22 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “Here’s two thousand dollars. This’ll tide us over until the bank reopen.”
October 23 — Forrest Gump: “I gotta find Bubba!”
October 24 — The Iron Giant: “You stay. I go. No following.”
October 25 — Looper: “Then I saw it. I saw a mom who would die for her son, a man who would kill for his wife, a boy…”
October 26 — Kramer vs. Kramer: “I’m a friend… uh, business associate of your father’s… dad.”
October 27 — Kung Fu Panda: “That seemed a little bit awkward.”
October 28 — Bridesmaids: “Oh no. Don’t you dare ruin that dress!”
October 29 — Jumpin’ Jack Flash: “She has it bad. She usually spits. Really, this is sweet talk for her.”
October 30 — Little Miss Sunshine: “She’s kickin’ ass… that’s what she’s doing.”
October 31 — This Is Spinal Tap: “In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race…”
November 1 — The 40-Year-Old Virgin: “And I’d be nailing her and she’d be like, ‘Oh, you’re nailing me! Cool!’”
November 2 — The Shining: “How do you like it?”
November 3 — Finding Forrester: “You write your first draft with your heart and you rewrite with your head.”
November 4 — Sunset Blvd.: “Next time I’ll write The Naked and the Dead.”
November 5 — Wonder Boys: “Grady, you know how in class you’re always telling us that writers make choices?”
November 6 — Adaptation.: “To begin… To begin… How to start? I’m hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think.”
November 7 — The Player: “The gas pellets have been dropped. She’s dead. I tell you, there’s not a dry eye in the house.”
November 8 — Sideways: “It’s one of those unfortunate cases in the business right now — a fabulous book with no home.”
November 9 — The End of the Tour: “It may be what in the old days was called a spiritual crisis or whatever.”
November 10 — The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: “Other than my eye, two things aren’t paralyzed, my imagination and my memory.”
November 11 — Misery: “The swearing, Paul. There, I said it.”
November 12 — The Ghost Writer: “Yeah, it’s the cure for insomnia.”
November 13 — Capote: “Sometimes when I think of how good my book is going to be, I can’t breathe.”
November 14 — Barton Fink: “The important thing is we all have that Barton Fink feeling.”
November 15 — Deathtrap: “Nothing recedes like success.”
November 16 — Swimming Pool: “Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.”
November 17 — Orange County: “A writer! What could you write about? You’re not oppressed or gay.”
November 18 — When Harry Met Sally: “You know, that piece had a real impact on me. I don’t know that much about writing, but…”
November 19 — Atonement: “I had for a very long time decided to tell the absolute truth.”
November 20 — Hannah Arendt: “It is the responsibility of anyone who dares to put pen to paper on this subject.”
November 21 — In a Lonely Place: “I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.”
November 22 — Stranger Than Fiction: “I’m Harold, I’m her main character.”
November 23 — Something’s Gotta Give: “Single older women as a demographic are about as fucked a group as can ever exist.”
November 24 — (500) Days of Summer: “We’re responsible! I‘m responsible! I think we do a bad thing here.”
November 25 — Before Sunrise: “Look at those big eyes. See what you mean to me. Sweet cakes and milkshakes .”
November 26 — Music and Lyrics: “Since then, every time I pick up a pen…I’m haunted by those words that he wrote, you know?”
November 27 — Shakespeare in Love: “Will! Where is my play? Tell me you have it nearly done! Tell me you have it started.”
November 28 — The Muse: “I don’t know you, we never had this conversation, we never met.”
November 29 — The Front: “I don’t recognize the right of this committee to ask me these kind of questions. And furthermore, you can all…”
November 30 — Mistress America: “He doesn’t even look like a writer.”
December 1 — Road to Perdition: “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.”
December 2 — Inception: “You betrayed me. But you can make amends. You can still keep your promise. We can still be together…”
December 3 — The Kid’s Are All Right: “You’re together so long, that you just… You stop seeing the other person. You just see weird projections…”
December 4 — Ordinary People: “I hung on. Stayed with the boat.”
December 5 — Pretty Woman: “It must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful.”
December 6 — Schindler’s List: “I could have gotten one more person… and I didn’t! And I… I didn’t!”
December 7 — The Santa Clause: “What if I don’t buy into this Santa Clause thing? What if I choose not to believe it?”
December 8 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “Look, it’s quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn’t leave the room.”
December 9 — The Court Chester: “Where the pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew…”
December 10 — This is Spinal Tap: “Eighteen inches, right here it specifies eighteen inches. I was given this napkin…”
December 11 — North by Northwest: “What the devil is all this about? Why was I brought here?”
December 12 — Some Like It Hot: “Well, nobody’s perfect!”
December 13 — The Glass Bottom Boat: “Donna, may I borrow a dime please? I have to call my dog. Thanks.”It’s just a flesh wound.
December 14 — The Diary of a Teenage Girl: “I don’t even know if she has tits. Maybe she does, maybe she doesn’t.”
December 15 — This is 40: “Yes, your fibroid shrunk and somehow… it allowed you to get pregnant.”
December 16 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “It’s just a flesh wound.”
December 17 — Dallas Buyers Club: “There ain’t nothin’ out there than can kill fuckin’ Ron Woodruff in thirty days.”
December 18 — Groundhog Day: “It’s still just once a year, isn’t it?”
December 19 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “No. No. That’s not true. That’s impossible.”
December 20 — The Lion King: “If it weren’t for you Mufasa would still be alive. It’s your fault he’s dead. Do you deny it?”
December 21 — Bad Santa: “Drop the gun. And you Santa, drop the elephant.”
December 22 — Home Alone: “You guys give up or you thirsty for more?”
December 23 — Serendipity: “It’s five days before Christmas, I’m in the middle of a New York department store, he’s asking me to calm down.”
December 24 — Go: “So now you’re an entrepreneur.”
December 25 — The Nightmare Before Christmas: “But I never intended all this madness, never…”
December 26 — Elf: “I mean, parents couldn’t do that all in one night. What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose parents eat them, too?!”
December 27 — Four Christmases: “We got the entire family flying in. 13 airport pick-ups. 4 days of listening to how gifted my nieces are.”
December 28 — Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: “Mr. Sparrow. I’m not entirely sure I’ve had enough rum…”
December 29 — Arthur: “It’s terribly small, tiny little country. Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war. THAT’S how small it is.”
December 30 — Das Boot: “Our great Fuhrer has been showing their English bed-wetter, the cigar-chomping asshole Churchill…”
December 31 — Casablanca: “Of all the gin joints and all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”