Daily Dialogue — May 28, 2013
PETE (39) and DEBBIE (39) are having fantastic sex in the shower. Debbie moans loudly. Pete is strong and sure of
himself. In total control.
DEBBIE: Oh Pete! Oh my god! This is crazy!
PETE: Oh my god. So incredible. Want to know a secret? I took a Viagra.
DEBBIE: What?
PETE: I took a Viagra. Those things totally work. This is awesome. Why don’t I use this every day?
DEBBIE: What? What did you do? Wait. Stop.
Debbie gets out of the shower. Pete follows.
PETE: What’s the matter?
DEBBIE: You just took a Viagra to have sex with me?
PETE: I thought it would make it better. It was better. It takes some of the pressure off.
DEBBIE: Because you can’t get hard without a Viagra? Is it because you don’t think I’m sexy?
PETE: I thought you’d think it was fun for me to supersize it for once.
DEBBIE: That is the worst birthday present you could ever give someone.
PETE: I was just trying to go turbo for your birthday. My hard-ons are still in analog. This shit’s digital.
DEBBIE: I don’t want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one.
PETE: Look, I can get it up. Just not that far up.
DEBBIE: Where did you get this?
PETE: I got it from Barry.
DEBBIE: What? You got it from Barry?
PETE: Why do you care? This is my dick we’re talking about, not yours.
DEBBIE: We are young people. We don’t need medication to have sex.
PETE: I only took it because it’s your birthday. I thought you’d like it. Happy fucking fortieth birthday.
DEBBIE: I am not forty! And I don’t want to have a husband who has to take Viagra to get a hard-on.
PETE: I don’t have to take it every time, but once in a while…
DEBBIE: Fuck forty! Forty can suck my dick.
— This is 40, written by Judd Apatow
The Daily Dialogue theme for the week is sex scene, suggested by Dean Scott who also proposed This Is 40.
Trivia: The main characters from “Knocked Up”, Ben (Seth Rogen) and Alison (Katherine Heigl), do not appear in this “sort-of sequel”, but references to both characters are made: A picture of Alison can be seen on the wall and Pete mentions getting marijuana cookies from Ben. Three other, more minor characters from Knocked Up, do appear in this movie as well: Charlyne Yi’s character Jodi (an amiable stoner in Knocked up; now an employee in Debbie’s store), Jason Segal’s character Jason (one of Ben’s best friends with a crush on Debbie in Knocked Up; now Debbie’s persona trainer) and Tim Bagley reprises his role as OB/GYN Dr. Pellagrino.
Dialogue On Dialogue: No better way to frame an argument than via a sexual encounter. Think about it: How many times have you see that happen in movies? A lot. And by the way, we need more suggestions for this week’s theme, so maybe forage around in your memory cells for arguments about, with, before, during or after sex.
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