Daily Dialogue 2014

All of the Daily Dialogue posts from 2014.

January 1 — Boogie Nights: “Ten minutes before the new year. I’d like to spend it with my friends.”

January 2 — When Harry Met Sally: “You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to…”

January 3 — Forrest Gump: “Happy New Year, Lieutenant Dan!”

January 4 — About a Boy: “On New Year’s Eve, I met Rachel. She was interesting and smart and…”

January 5 — The Poseidon Adventure: “So what resolution should we make for the New Year? It’s to…”

January 6 — Confessions of a Dangerous Mind: “Rather than killing ourselves trying to find good acts…”

January 7 — Argo: “This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far.”

January 8 — Casablanca: “Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking…”

January 9 — Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: “…ransom for… ONE MILLION DOLLARS!”

January 10 — Apollo 13: “From this moment on, we are improvising a new mission: How do we get…”

January 11 — Ocean’s Eleven: “Past those lies the elevator. This is where it gets tricky.”

January 12 — Sneakers: “We can wrap you in a full-body suit of neoprene, heat-resistant rubber.”

January 13 — Shattered Glass: “The ‘Great Comma Debate’ is history, so we can all go back to work.”

January 14 — Barton Fink: “And also I’m bigger and meaner and louder than any other kike in this town.”

January 15 — Glengarry Glen Ross: “Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers only.”

January 16 — The Devil Wears Prada: “And you have no style or sense of fashion.”

January 17 — A Serious Man: “As you know, the tenure committee meets… are you all right?”

January 18 — Swimming With Sharks: “Do me a fucking favor. Shut up, listen, and learn.”

January 19 — Horrible Bosses: “Well, maybe that excuse would have flown when my dad was here…”

January 20 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “This is some rescue. When you came in here…”

January 21 — Schindler’s List: “I could have gotten one more person… and I didn’t! And I… I didn’t!”

January 22 — The Fugitive: “It’s a hobby, really? What are your other hobbies — brain surgery?”

January 23 — Marooned: “Are the results you’ve gained worth the lives you’ve lost?”

January 24 — Black Hawk Down: “They won’t understand that it’s about the men next to you…”

January 25 — The Graduate: “Elaine! Elaine! Elaine!”

Janaury 26 — Forrest Gump: “If I’d a known this was gonna be the last time for me and Bubba to talk…”

January 27 — The Wizard of Oz: “Follow the Yellow Brick Road!”

January 28 — True Romance: “Well, you go–No. Yeah. Go down– Go down Beach–You guys want to..”

January 29 — Finding Nemo: “CAN-YOOOOOOOUUU-GIIIIIIIIIVE-USSSS-DIRECTIOOOOOOOONS-TOO…”

January 30 — The Hudsucker Proxy: “6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be…”

January 31 — The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: “Mordor, Gandalf, is it left or right?”

February 1 — Wayne’s World: “Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street…”

February 2 — The Shawshank Redemption: “There’s a big hayfield up near Buxton. You know where…”

February 3 — Juno: “I’ve taken like three pregnancy tests, and I’m forshizz up the spout.”

February 4 — Father of the Bride: “And who may I ask is the father?”

February 5 — Nine Months: “And there’s no way you could have had it and just not noticed?”

February 6 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “George Bailey lassos stork.”

February 7 — She’s Having a Baby: “I stopped taking the pill.”

February 8 — Saved: “Well, no, not really, we sort of led a rebellion and swiped it. You’re pregnant?”

February 9 — Se7en: “She begged for her life and the life of the baby inside her.”

February 10 — The War of the Roses: “You’re not equipped to, honey.”

February 11 — As Good As It Gets: “Not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week…”

February 12 — In The Loop: “You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool…”

February 13 — Goodfellas: “I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you?”

February 14 — The Ref: “Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I’ll stick my own dick…”

February 15 — Casablanca: “If I gave you any thought I probably would.”

February 16 — Ghost Busters: Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”

February 17 — The Elephant Man: “Abominable things these machines. One can’t reason with them.”

February 18 — Little Shop of Horrors: “I thrill when I drill a bicuspid. (Bicuspid). It’s swell though…”

February 19 — The Meaning of Life: “Hello, can we have your liver…?”

February 20 — Prometheus: “Abdominal. Penetrating injuries. Foreign body. Initiate. Ah!”

February 21 — Young Frankenstein: “He would have an enormous shwanstucker.”

February 22 — M*A*S*H: “And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without…”

February 23 — The Hospital: “We have established an enormous medical entity and we’re sicker than ever.”

February 24 — Marathon Man: “Now which of these I next apply? That decision is in your hands.”

February 25 — Dead Ringers: “But I’m only doing it to me, Elli. Don’t you have a will of your own?”

February 26 — The Lion King: “Nooooooo!”

February 27 — Philadelphia: “Excellent work, counselor. Thank you.”

February 28 — To Kill a Mockingbird: “Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father’s passin’.”

March 1 — Brazil: “Please, Jack, no. I’m frightened.”

March 2 — Alien: “Ah! Ah! AHH!”

March 3 — A Few Good Men: “Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded…”

March 4 — Confessions of a Dangerous Mind: “Anyone making a sick or subversive remark tonight will be…”

March 5 — Easy Rider: “I mean, it’s real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.”

March 6 — Back to School: “There are two kinds of people in business today… the quick and the dead.”

March 7 — Fight Club: “Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.”

March 8 — Raiders of the Lost Ark: “…you take the staff to a special room in Tanis, a map room with a miniature…”

March 9 — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “…the Great Depression, passed the… Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill?”

March 10 — The Naked Gun: “…they are being entertained by the stadium’s Angel Vision, showing some unusual…”

March 11 — Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story: “Pepper needs new shorts!”

March 12 — The Replacements: “Falco scores! Falco scores!”

March 13 — Slap Shot: “Denis, I know that some in our audience don’t know the finer points of hockey…”

March 14 — Kingpin: “And the loser gets nothing.”

March 15 — Mr. 3000: “Stan Ross’ first week at bat was kinda like his first week out of the womb. A whole lot of…”

March 16 — The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh: “Incredible, as the Pisces make their way from the sky!

March 17 — In Bruges: “Don’t be stupid. This is the shootout.”

March 18 — Reservoir Dogs: “Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. I repeat: If you kill that man, you die next.”

March 19 — The Untouchables: “Me and the bookkeeper are walking out of here, getting into a car, and driving away.”

March 20 — Blazing Saddles: “Oh, lo’dy, lo’d, he’s desp’it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!”

March 21 — Full Metal Jacket: “You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?”

March 22 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “None shall pass.”

March 23 — Face/Off: “And I’m bored. Put the fucking gun down!”

March 24 — Annie Hall: “Unless I’m one of those guys with saliva dribbling out of his mouth who wanders into…”

March 25 — Boogie Nights: “I’m a fucking idiot. Fucking idiot fucking idiot fucking idiot fucking idiot.”

March 26 — On the Waterfront: “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody…”

March 27 — Some Like It Hot: “I have a terrible past. For three years now, I’ve been living with a saxophone player.”

March 28 — Mystery Men: “You’re the master of cutlery. You couldn’t throw a knife sometimes when someone’s…”

March 29 — Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: “I feel like I learned something. Which would be great if I wasn’t dead.”

March 30 — Adaptation: “I need to get help for that. But I’ll still be ugly though. Nothing’s gonna change that.”

March 31–21 Jump Street: “Korean Jesus, I just really don’t want to fuck this up. I’m sorry for swearing so much.”

April 1 — Meet the Parents: “O dear God, thank you. You are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and…”

April 2 — Cool Hand Luke: “Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute. It’s about time we had…”

April 3 — Glory: “Tomorrow we goes into battle, so Lordy, let me fight with the rifle in one hand, and the Good…”

April 4 — Shenandoah: “We worked dog-bone hard for every crumb and morsel, but we thank you, Lord, just the…”

April 5 — A League of Their Own: “And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all…”

April 6 — Forrest Gump: “Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.”

April 7 — Jaws: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

April 8 — Saw: “Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh shit, I’m probably dead.”

April 9 — One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: “P-p-p-please d-d-don’t tell my m-m-m-mother.”

April 10 — Joe Versus the Volcano: “Fear. Yellow freakin’ fear. I’ve been too chicken shit afraid to live my life…”

April 11 — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: “Ohhhh-ahhhh-Awwwww Shiiiiiiittttt!!!!”

April 12–2001: A Space Odyssey: “I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it.”

April 13 — Raiders of the Lost Ark: “I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ‘em!”

April 14 — The Pursuit of Happyness: “He musta had on some really nice pants.”

April 15 — Office Space: “The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”

April 16 — Mystery Men: “I… am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head…”

April 17 — The Devil Wears Prada: “No, no, that wasn’t a question.”

April 18 — Good Will Hunting: “Why shouldn’t I work for the N.S.A.? That’s a tough one, but I’ll take a shot.”

April 19 — Step Brothers: “Are you saying Pan or Pam?”

April 20 — The Shining: “He ran a muck and killed his family with an axe. Stacked them neatly in one of the rooms…”

April 21 — Boiler Room: “Honestly Doc, I don’t have the time. This stock is blowing up right now. The whole firm…”

April 22 — Argo: “This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far.”

April 23 — American Beauty: “You know, you could have some really fun backyard get-togethers out here.”

April 24 — Erin Brockovich: “Then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred.”

April 25 — Rush Hour 2: “Let’s put a dead animal on you! Croc-skin… buttercream… buttercream… croc-skin…”

April 26 — Go: “Almost everything here is from Confederated Products… from the toilet paper to the candles to…”

April 27 — Glengarry Glen Ross: “A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING.”

April 28 — Gladiator: “AM I NOT MERCIFUL!?”

April 29 — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: “Harry Potter is dead!”

April 30 — Star Trek Into Darkness: “Shall I destroy you, Mr. Spock? Or will you give me what I want?”

May 1 — The Matrix: “One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.”

May 2 — Die Hard: “The following people are to be released from their captors: In Northern Ireland, the seven members…”

May 3 — The Wizard of Oz: “Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you?”

May 4 — The Terminator: “I’ll be back.”

May 5 — Liar Liar: “Well, that’s what it does. It completely accents your facial features!”

May 6 — Soylent Green: “New, delicious, Soylent Green: the miracle food of high-energy plankton gathered from the oceans…”

May 7 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “He betrayed and murdered your father.”

May 8 — The Lion King: “Now you wait here. Your father has a marvelous surprise for you.”

May 9 — The Dark Knight: “He’s at 250 52nd Street. And she’s on Avenue X at Cicero.”

May 10 — The Godfather: “No.”

May 11 — Aliens: “That’s the plan. You have my word on it.”

May 12 — Fast Times at Ridgemont High: “When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of…”

May 13 — Little Big Man: “You go down there, General, if you’ve got the nerve.”

May 14 — Teen Wolf: “There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with…”

May 15 — Almost Famous: “You CANNOT make friends with the rock stars. That’s what’s important.”

May 16 — The Silence of the Lambs: “Believe me, you don’t want Hannibal Lecter inside your head… Just do your job…”

May 17 — Being There: “As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.”

May 18 — The Way Way Back: “And that’s why you can’t buy into that shit. And that’s why you gotta go your own way.”

May 19 — Pulp Fiction: “Restaurants on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They’re not expecting to get robbed.”

May 20 — The Dark Knight: “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”

May 21 — Aladdin: “You think that was easy?”

May 22 — Out of Sight: “Is this your first time being robbed? You’re doing great.”

May 23 — The Town: “ I didn’t pull any alarm!”

May 24 — Bonnie and Clyde: “Shoot, I knew you never robbed any place, you faker.”

May 25 — Heat: “Think of your families. Don’t risk your life. Don’t try and be a hero.”

May 26 — Back to the Future: “Then tell me, future boy, who’s President of the United States in 1985?”

May 27 — Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: “Mysterious thing, time. Powerful, and when meddled with, dangerous.”

May 28 — Happy Accidents: “Look, I’m just saying that my Dubuque is different from your Dubuque.”

May 29 — Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure: “If only we could go back to two days ago before your dad lost his keys…”

May 30 — Primer: “I mean this isn’t frame dragging or wormhole magic this is basic mechanics and heat 101.”

May 31 — Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me: “But, if I’m still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed…”

June 1 — Donnie Darko: “And if you could see your path or channel, then you could see into the future, right?”

June 2 — The Departed: “I’ll stab someone with an ice pick if it gets me dinner with you.”

June 3 — Bonnie and Clyde: “What line of work are you in? When you’re not stealin’ cars?”

June 4 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “There aren’t enough scoundrels in your life.”

June 5 — Love Actually: “It’s an art gallery — full of dark corners for doing dark deeds.”

June 6 — Confessions of a Dangerous Mind: “Very good, Chuck. I’m pleasantly surprised. You’re not like the other murderers.”

June 7 — Catch Me If You Can: “I’d like to cash this check here, then… I’d like to take you out for a steak dinner.”

June 8 — Body Heat: “You can stand here with me if you want but you’ll have to agree not to talk about the heat.”

June 9 — Sixteen Candles: “Thanks for getting my undies back.”

June 10 — Signs: “This video was taken yesterday afternoon at his son’s seventh birthday, in the city of Passo Fundo, Brazil.”

June 11 — The Jerk: “You mean I’m going to stay this color?”

June 12 — The Omen: “Look at me, Damien! It’s all for you.”

June 13 — The Game: “It’s your birthday present.”

June 14 — Greenberg: “But what I’m not thinking is, ‘I’m 41, too.’ If I was in the paper, that would be my age.”

June 15 — Old School: “You got a fucking dart in your neck, man.”

June 16 — The Shop Around the Corner: “I think people who like to smoke candy and listen to cigarettes will love it.”

June 17 — Lethal Weapon: “Now you can jump if you want to, but you’ll be taking me with you and that makes you a…”

June 18 — Working Girl: “ I expect you to call me Tess. I don’t expect you to fetch me coffee unless you’re getting some…”

June 19 — Night Shift: “This is great. What’s our job? We, like, drive around, pick up stiffs or what?”

June 20 — The Damn United: “Not with me as manager. Do that on my watch, you’ll be fined and stuck in the reserves.”

June 21 — The Wolf of Wall Street: “Nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles.”

June 22 — The Silence of the Lambs: “Believe me, you don’t want Hannibal Lecter inside your head.”

June 23 — Moneyball: “This is what losing sounds like.”

June 24 — Rocky: “I’ve got twenty-one stitches over this left eye. I’ve got thirty-four stitches over this eye.”

June 25 — Coach Carter: “I came to coach basketball players, and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you…”

June 26 — The Pride of the Yankees: “But today . . . today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.”

June 27 — Hoosiers: “I don’t care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game. In my book, we’re gonna be winners.”

June 28 — Slap Shot: “Ned was right. Violence is killing this sport. It’s dragging it through the mud.”

June 29 — We Are Marshall: “We are…MARSHALL. We are…MARSHALL. Funerals end today!”

June 30 — Blades of Glory: “Wow, so you’re a sex addict, too.”

July 1 — Coffee and Cigarettes: “The beauty of quitting is… now that I’ve quit, I can have one… ‘coz I’ve quit.”

July 2 — Ray: “As far as I’m concerned, me and God is even, and I do want I damn well please.”

July 3 — Smashed: “I just want to have a beer without it turning into twenty or… wetting the bed.”

July 4 — Trainspotting: “And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?”

July 5 — Clean and Sober: “You know what the addict’s least favorite word is? No.”

July 6 — Shame: “Do you understand me? You’re a burden. You’re just dragging me down.”

July 7 — Victory: “Victoire! Victoire!”

July 8 — Se7en: “David, if you kill him … he will win.”

July 9 — Apocalypse Now: “Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in…”

July 10 — Jerry Maguire: “Yeah. Just let me enjoy this for a minute.”

July 11 — Rudy: “Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!”

July 12 — The Candidate: “What do we do now?”

July 13 — The Natural: “Go pick me out a winner, Bobby.”

July 14 — Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: “Rest now, my friend, Rest now forever…”

July 15 — Carrie: “They’re going to laugh at you.”

July 16 — Man on Fire: “He’ll deliver more justice than 10 years of your courts and tribunals.”

July 17 — Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan: “Khhaaaaan!”

July 18 — Gladiator: “My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North…”

July 19 — Rolling Thunder: “It’s your time, boy.”

July 20 — Revenge: “You want to fuck? You’ll be fucked fifty times a day… before you die!”

July 21 — The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: “I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed.”

July 22 — Bicentennial Man: “A woman goes into a doctor’s office, and the doctor says “Do you mind if I numb your breasts?”

July 23 — Blade Runner: “I saw an old movie once. The guy had bolts in his head.”

July 24 — Wall-E: “Ee-vah!!”

July 25 — Short Circuit: “Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snow blower.”

July 26 — Real Steel: “The places that will let you fight this robot will make you pee your little pants.”

July 27 — RoboCop: “Murphy.”

July 28 — The Miracle Worker: “C… A… K… E. You do as my fingers do, never mind what it means.”

July 29 — The Karate Kid: “Show me wax on, wax off.”

July 30 — October Sky: “Velocity equals acceleration times time. Are you following this, Mr. Turner?”

July 31 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “No. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.”

August 1 — Stand and Deliver: “Hey, dude, you proud of me? First one here. What’s Cal-CUE-lus?”

August 2 — School of Rock: “What kind of a sick school is this?”

August 3 — Finding Forrester: “You write your first draft with your heart. You rewrite with your head.”

August 4 — Four Weddings and a Funeral: “Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun, Pour away the ocean and…”

August 5 — Cast Away: “I always knew you were alive. I knew it. But they said I had to stop saying that.”

August 6 — Dallas Buyers Club: “God, when I meet you, I’m going to be pretty, if it’s the last thing I do.”

August 7 — The Sweet Hereafter: “The bus was like this huge wave about to break over us.”

August 8 — Forrest Gump: “Momma always said dyin’ was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn’t.”

August 9 — What Dreams May Come: “You were my life. I apologize for every time I failed you. Especially this one.”

August 10 — The Big Chill: “The last time I spoke with Alex, we had a fight. I yelled at him.”

August 11 — Days of Heaven: “I’ve never been on a boat before. That was the first time.”

August 12 — American Beauty: “Look at me, jerking off in the shower… This will be the high point of my day…”

August 13 — Sunset Blvd.: “Well, in the end he got himself a pool — only the price turned out to be a little high.”

August 14 — To Kill a Mockingbird: “Boo was our neighbor. He gave us two soap dolls, a broken watch and chain, a knife…”

August 15 — The Third Man: “The name was Lime, Harry Lime. Now Martins was broke and Lime had offered him…”

August 16 — Michael Clayton: “ I’m drenched in afterbirth, I’ve-I’ve breached the chrysalis, I’ve been reborn.”

August 17 — Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid: “You’d like to what? Kiss me? Yeah, that would be nice. It would give me…”

August 17 — Raising Arizona: “I’m not complainin’, mind you; just sayin’ there ain’t no pancake so thin it ain’t got two sides.”

August 18 — Full Metal Jacket: “It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and…”

August 19 — The Women: “There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.”

August 20 — Along Came Polly: “You douchebags bring your A game?”

August 21 — Billy Madison: “Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard.”

August 22 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

August 23 — Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: “Look up “idiot” in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find? The definition of the word…”

August 24 — Uncle Buck: “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.”

August 25 — The Piano: “He says you’re not to see her or he’ll chop her up!”

August 26–50/50: “Have you ever seen Terms of Endearment?”

August 27 — Blade Runner: “The facts of life: To make an alteration in the evolvement of an organic life system is fatal.”

August 28 — Little Miss Sunshine: “Dwayne, I think you might be colorblind.”

August 29 — Wit: “You have cancer. Miss Bearing, you have advanced metastatic ovarian cancer.”

August 30 — Dumb & Dumber: “So you’re telling me there’s a chance… YEAH!”

August 31 — Animal House: “You’re out! Finished at Faber! Expelled! I want you off this campus Monday morning!”

September 1 — Fargo: “I need unguent.”

September 2–12 Years a Slave: “If you want to survive, do and say as little as possible. Tell no one who you really are…”

September 3 — The Silence of the Lambs: “Say, are you about a size fourteen?”

September 4 — A Perfect World: “Let’s unnerstan’ each other here. Stealin’s wrong, ok? But if there’s somethin’ you need…”

September 5 — Misery: “…no… worry… be… fine… good care… you… I’m your number one fan…”

September 6 — Taken: “This next part is very important. They’re going to take you.”

September 7 — Prisoners: “Well, maybe he wasn’t on his own. How could he drive an RV if he has an I.Q. of a 10 year-old?”

September 8 — The Apartment: “Why don’t you grow up, Baxter? Be a mensch!”

September 9 — V for Vendetta: “Our story begins, as these stories often do, with a young up-and-coming politician…”

September 10 — Casablanca: “If we stop breathing, we’ll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.”

September 11 — The Dark Knight: “Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

September 12 — Secondhand Lions: “Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to…”

September 13 — Tombstone: “A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill…”

September 14 — Little Big Man: “Because the Human Beings, my son, they believe that everything is alive.”

September 15 — Fatal Attraction: “I mean, I’m not going to be ignored, Dan!”

September 16 — Far From Heaven: “I tried so hard to make it go away. I thought that I could do it for you and for the kids…”

September 17 — The Bridges of Madison County: “And for a split second, the thought crossed my mind that he really…”

September 18 — Blood Simple.: “No no no… what’s funny is HER… what’s funny is, I had you two followed…”

September 19 — Brokeback Mountain: “This is a one-shot thing we got goin’ on here.”

September 20 — Betrayal: “She didn’t tell me last night. She told me about you and her four years ago.”

September 21 — American Beauty: “I was hoping you could give me a bath. I’m very, very dirty.”

September 22 — The Count of Monte Cristo: “If you ever loved me… don’t… don’t rob me of my hate. It’s all I have.”

September 23 — Kill Bill: Vol. I: “It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.”

September 24 — Oldboy: “One person doesn’t know your secret: Oh Dae-su. The one who knows your secret is the monster.”

September 25 — The Specialist: “He looks at me like I’m a stranger, and I say my name. And it’s the last thing he ever hears.”

September 26 — The Crow: “Victims, aren’t we all.”

September 27 — I Spit On Your Grave: “JUST TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME!”

September 28 — High Plains Drifter: “Who are you?”

September 29 — Seven Days of May: “There’s been abroad in this land in recent months a whisper that we have somehow…”

September 30 — Wag the Dog: “This is nothing. D’you ever shoot in Italy? Try three Italian starlets on Benzedrine…”

October 1 — Bulworth: “All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction.”

October 2 — Mr. Smith Goes to Washington: “I will not yield!”

October 3 — The Manchurian Candidate: “I want the nominee to be dead two minutes after he begins his acceptance speech.”

October 4 — Being There: “As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.”

October 5 — V for Vendetta: “I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn’t be? War, terror, disease.”

October 6 — The Princess Bride: “I’m sure you’ve discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain.”

October 7 — Taken: “People would resort to pulling fingernails. Acid drips on bare skin. The whole exercise would…”

October 8 — Django Unchained: “Y’all wanna see somethin’?”

October 9 — The Breakfast Club: “It is now 7:06. You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about WHY you are here.”

October 10 — The Untouchables: “What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball!”

October 11 — Animal House: “You’re out! Finished at Faber! Expelled! I want you off this campus at nine o’clock Monday…”

October 12 — Dead Man Walking: “I think killin’ is wrong, no matter who does it, whether it’s me or y’all or your government.”

October 13 — The Vow: “Wow, you set the bargain high. Did you write your vows on a menu?”

October 14 — Braveheart: “I trust him — or I’d’a killed him me’self. A weddin’ needs pipes.”

October 15 — Rachel Getting Married: “All that I ever wanted was to just hear music, and when I met you, I heard you.”

October 16 — Four Weddings and a Funeral: “The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spigot . . . Spirit.”

October 17 — Wedding Crashers: “…to be your anchor and your sail… your starboard and your port.”

October 18 — Muriel’s Wedding: “Yeah, okay, all right, why not? I do.”

October 19 — Corpse Wedding: “With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine.”

October 20 — Tombstone: “Live every second. Live right on to the end. Live Wyatt. Live for me.”

October 21 — Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: “I feel… cold.”

October 22 — Citizen Kane: “Rosebud.”

October 23 — Inception: “I was disappointed… that you tried.”

October 24 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “If he was dying, he wouldn’t have bothered to carve ‘Aaaauuuggghhhh’”.

October 25 — Donnie Darko: “I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief because…”

October 26 — Black Swan: “I felt it. Perfect. I was perfect.”

October 27 — The Dark Knight: “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”

October 28 — Inception: “I freed you from the guilt of choosing to leave them. We’re going home to our real children.”

October 29 — Network: “You’re beginning to think that the tube is reality, and that your own lives are unreal.”

October 30 — Barton Fink: “LOOK UPON ME! I’LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!”

October 31 — A Beautiful Mind: “My name is John Nash. I’m being held against my will. Someone contact…”

November 1 — The Shining: “Here’s Johnny!”

November 2 — Fight Club: “My eyes are open.”

November 3 — Flirting With Disaster: “Those look like very strong calves to me.”

November 4 — Chinatown: “Tell me something. Does this usually happen to you, Mr. Gittes?”

November 5 — Body Heat: “What else you like — Ugly? Lazy? Horny? I got ’em all.”

November 6 — Double Indemnity: “There’s a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.”

November 7 — The Graduate: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?”

November 8 — Belle de Jour: “You look nervous. Relax. You’ll leave at five. Don’t worry.”

November 9 — Sideways: “And it tastes so fucking good.”

November 10 — Rango: “All you’ve done is lie to these good people. You ain’t nothin’ but a fake and a coward.”

November 11 — About a Boy: “So there I was, killing them softly with my song. Or rather, being killed.”

November 12 — Kramer vs. Kramer: “Do you like fried chicken?”

November 13 — Bridget Jones’s Diary: “Seems unnatural, wrong even to get sixty year-olds to dress up as prostitutes…”

November 14 — Meet the Parents: “I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?”

November 15 — Swingers: “I just got out of a 6-year relationship, okay? That should help explain why I’m acting so weird.”

November 16 — Sixteen Candles: “I can’t believe my Grandmother actually felt me up.”

November 17 — In the Heat of the Night: “I think that you’re the first human being that’s ever been in here.”

November 18 — Casablanca: “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

November 19 — Of Mice and Men: “…I got you to look after me, but you got me to look after you.”

November 20 — Stand By Me: “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?”

November 21 — The Iron Giant: “Wow, my own giant robot! I am now the luckiest kid in America!”

November 22 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “Remember George, no man is a failure who has friends.”

November 23 — The Wizard of Oz: “Oh, you’re the best friends anybody ever had.”

November 24 — The Proposal: “Ask me nicely to marry you… Margaret.”

November 25 — Love Actually: “Definitely go for England, girl. You’ll meet Prince William — then you can marry him instead.”

November 26 — Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest: “Would you sail to the ends of the earth and beyond to fetch…”

November 27 — While You Were Sleeping: “Get down on one knee, it’s more romantic.”

November 28 — Bullitt: “This is Sunday. I’m going to hold that writ until we come to work Monday morning.”

November 29 — My Man Godfrey: “Stand still Godfrey, it will all be over in a minute!”

November 30 — The Matrix: “This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.”

December 1 — Lincoln: “Blood’s been spilt to afford us this moment! Now! Now! Now!”

December 2 — Star Trek: “Your father was Captain of a Starship. For twelve minutes. I dare you to do better.”

December 3 — Independence Day: “We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”

December 4 — Gone With the Wind: “If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.”

December 5 — Saving Private Ryan: “ I just know that every man I kill the farther away from home I feel.”

December 6 — A League of Their Own: “Hey, hey, hey, you guys, come on! How hard can it be to make a lineup? Come on!”

December 7–300: “This is where we hold them. This is where we fight! And this is where THEY DIE!”

December 8 — Joe Versus the Volcano: “I, I, I, I can feel them sucking the juice out of my eyeball. Suck, suck, suck, SUCK…”

December 9 — Forrest Gump: : “I’m pretty tired… I think I’ll go home now.”

December 10 — A League of Their Own: “It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard, everyone would do it.”

December 11 — Office Space: “I do want to express myself, okay. And I don’t need 37 pieces of flair to do it.”

December 12 — American Beauty: “Well, what do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge, to boot?”

December 13 — Half Baked: “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you, I’m out!”

December 14 — The Apartment: “I’ve decided to become a “mensch”. You know what that means? A human being.”

December 15 — The Fifth Element: “Where’d he learn to negotiate like that?”

December 16 — The Maltese Falcon: “Now, either you’ll say yes right now or I’ll turn the Falcon and the whole lot of you in.”

December 17 — Inside Man: “I got a question for ya’. You get it right, I give you more time.”

December 18 — The Princess Bride: “True love lies expiring, and you don’t have the decency to say why you won’t help.”

December 19 — Amadeus: “How can I persuade you if you won’t let me show it?”

December 20 — Dark Star: “YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT IT WAS CORRECT DATA!”

December 20 — Secretariat: “I’ll buy that horse of yours right now– seven million dollars. All cash.”

December 21 — Bad Santa: “Half.”

December 21 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “But who’s going to fly it, kid? You?”

December 22 — The Graduate: “Elaine! Elaine!”

December 23 — Moneyball: “hatte homered. a’s 12, ryls 11”

December 24 — Up: “Russell, for assisting the elderly, and for performing above and beyond the call of duty, I would like…”

December 25 — Miracle on 34th Street: “Case dismissed.”

December 26 — Goodfellas: “What did I tell you? What did I tell you? What did I tell you?”

December 27 — Apollo 13: “Hello, Houston? This is Odyssey. It’s good to see you again.”

December 28 — The Natural: “…high to right field! That ball is still going! It’s way back! He did it! Hobbs did it!”

December 29 — Midnight Cowboy: “Shee-it, this is one helluva party!”

December 30 — The Matrix: “The answer is out there, Neo. It’s looking for you and it will find you, if you want it to.”

December 31 — Hocus Pocus: “I put a spell on you. And now you’re mine.”