Daily Dialogue 2011
All of the Daily Dialogue posts from 2011.
January 1–200 Cigarettes: “Look, I’m just gonna go home and kill myself. You wanna share a cab?”
January 2 — Sleepless in Seattle: “Here’s to us. You used to say here’s to us.”
January 3 — Return of the Pink Panther: “It is against the leu (law) for you to play your musical…”
January 4 — Sophie’s Choice: “Stingo, you look so nice. You’re wearing your cocksucker suit.”
January 5 — Revenge of the Nerds: “What the fuck is a frush?”
January 6 — Johnny Dangerously: “You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights.”
January 7 — Snatch.: “I want the hector two roof lights, with the discover cushions and the matching…”
January 8 — Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home: “It’s where they keep the nuclear wessels.”
January 9 — Young Frankenstein: “Yunk Frankenshtein iss vallowing een ees gandfadda’s vootshtaps.”
January 10 — Cast Away: “Time rules over us without mercy. Not caring if we’re healthy or ill. Hungry…”
January 11 — Point Break: “This was never about the money, this was about us against the system…”
January 12 — City Slickers: “One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don’t mean shit.”
January 13 — Ghost Dog: “Our bodies are given life from the midst of nothingness. Existing where…”
January 14 — Babylon 5: “Now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness…”
January 15 — Army of Darkness: “You ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and shit. And Jack…”
January 16 — The Shawshank Redemption: “I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really: get busy…”
January 17 — Up in the Air: “How much does your life weigh? Imagine for a second you’re carrying…”
January 18 — Parenthood: “it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened…”
January 19 — Glengarry Glen Ross: “I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal…”
January 20 — The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings: “All we have to decide is what to do…”
January 21 — Mystery Team: “Guys like us, we’re a different breed. We live our lives. We figured out…”
January 22 — The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: “Well, that’s where it all falls down, of course.”
January 23 — Serenity: “You take a boat in the air that you don’t love, she’ll shake you off just as sure…”
January 24 — Gone With the Wind: “Rhett, please don’t say that. I’m so sorry. I’m sorry for everything.”
January 25 — First Wives Club: “So am I! Very sorry I ever met you. Sorry I loved you for all those years.”
January 26–2001: A Space Odyssey: “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
January 27 — Cast Away: “I’m sorry, Wilson! I’m sorry!”
January 28 — A Fish Called Wanda: “I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally…”
January 29 — Rain: “And I’m sorry for the whole world, I guess.”
January 30 — Legally Blonde: “Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest…”
January 31 — Miracle: “Screw ‘em! This is your time!… Now go out there and take it.”
February 1 — Friday Night Lights: “Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It’s not about…”
February 2 — Any Given Sunday: “That’s a team, gentlemen, and either, we heal, now, as a team, or…”
February 3 — Meatballs: “It just doesn’t matter if we win or if we lose. IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER!”
February 4 — Hoosiers: “I don’t care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book…”
February 5 — Slap Shot: [The Hanson Twins]
February 6 — A League of Their Own: “Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING?”
February 7 — Scream: “I think you have the wrong number.”
February 8 — Heat: “‘Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin’ line.”
February 9 — Swingers: “Uh, Nikki? Mike. It’s uh, uh, it’s just, uh, this just isn’t working out.”
February 10 — When Harry Met Sally: “He was comforting me, and before I knew it, we were kissing…”
February 11 — Jerry Maguire: “I love the black man! Show me the money!”
February 12 — Lost Highway: “Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.”
February 13 — Dr. Strangelove: How I Stopped Worrying and Loved the Bomb: “Hello uh, hello Dmitri?”
February 14 — Phone Booth: “I have never done anything for anybody who couldn’t do something…”
February 15 — It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World: “Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, muscle-headed…”
February 16 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you.”
February 17 — When a Stranger Calls: “You really scared me, if that’s what you wanted.”
February 18 — Annie Hall: “I forgot my mantra.”
February 19 — Almost Famous: “You made friends with them. Friendship is the booze they feed you.”
February 20 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “I don’t want any plastics! I don’t want any ground floors…”
February 21 — Unforgiven: “I ain’t gonna use it no more, I ain’t gonna kill nobody. I ain’t like you, Bill.”
February 22 — Good Will Hunting: “No. Listen to me son. It’s not your fault.”
February 23 — Pulp Fiction: “But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.”
February 24 — The Usual Suspects: “And like that… he’s gone.”
February 25 — A Few Good Men: “You’re goddamn right I did!”
February 26 — Donnie Brasco: “You’ve known this guy as Donnie Brasco. That’s not his real name…”
February 27 — Jaws: “You’re going to need a bigger boat.”
February 28 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “I know.”
March 1 — Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
March 2 — Rushmore: “She’s my Rushmore max.”
March 3 — In a Lonely Place: “A good love scene should be about something else besides love.”
March 4 — Ten Things I Hate About You: “But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you.”
March 5 — Jerry Maguire: “Shut up, just shut up. You had me at ‘hello.’”
March 6 — The Apartment: “Shut up and deal.”
March 7 — High Fidelity: “I’m tired of everything else for that matter. But I don’t ever seem to get…”
March 8 — Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: “Because I’m in lesbians with you…”
March 9 — Ghost: “Ditto.”
March 10 — Edward Scissorhands: “Because you asked me to.”
March 11 — When Harry Met Sally: “You make it impossible for me to hate you, and I hate you, Harry.”
March 12 — Four Weddings and a Funeral: “ And do you think not being married to me might be…”
March 13 — Finding Nemo: “I look at you, and I… and I’m home. Please… I don’t want that to go away.”
March 14 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of…”
March 15 — Sexy Beast: “You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean?”
March 16 — There Will Be Blood: “You slithered out of your mother’s filth.”
March 17 — National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: “I want to look him straight in the eye and I…”
March 18 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy…”
March 19 — Casino: “You shit-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin’ motherfucker you.”
March 20 — Full Metal Jacket: “It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your…”
March 21 — Billy Madison: “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic…”
March 22 — Get Shorty: “You think we watch any of your movies, Harry? I’ve seen better film on teeth.”
March 23 — The Princess Bride: “I’ll use small words so you’ll understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
March 24 — A Fish Called Wanda: “You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp…”
March 25 — A League of Their Own: “Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little…”
March 26 — The Greatest Movie Insults of All Time
March 27 — The Other Greatest Movie Insults of All Time
March 28 — The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
March 29 — Ghost Busters: “Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday.”
March 30 — Young Frankenstein: “If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures…”
March 31 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “It’s just a flesh wound.”
April 1–2001: A Space Odyssey: “I know everything hasn’t been quite right with me, but I can…”
April 2 — The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
April 3 — It Happened One Night: “And I won’t use my thumb!”
April 4 — Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story: “In my dreams, you’re blowing me… some kisses.”
April 5 — Young Frankenstein: “What knockers.”
April 6 — The Silence of the Lambs: “I’m having an old friend for dinner.”
April 7 — Tomorrow Never Dies: “You always were a cunning linguist, James.”
April 8 — Double Indemnity: “Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.”
April 9 — Airplane!: “It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”
April 10 — To Have and Have Not: “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips…”
April 11 — Dave: “If you’ve ever seen the look on somebody’s face the day they finally get a job, I’ve…”
April 12 — Independence Day: “We’re going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!”
April 13 — The American President: “My name’s Andrew Shepherd, and I am the President.”
April 14 — Superman II: “I hereby abdicate all authority and control over this planet to General Zod.”
April 15 — Mars Attacks: “Little people, why can’t we all just get along? “
April 16 — Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure: “Be excellent to each other. And… PARTY ON, DUDES!”
April 17 — Being There: “Gentlemen, let us not fear the inevitable chill and storms of autumn and…”
April 18 — Withnail & I: “Why has my head gone numb? I must have some booze.”
April 19 — Out of Sight: “Man, if I wasn’t stoned there is no way you would have talked me into this!”
April 20 — A Few Good Men: “Eeehhhhh! Time’s up! What do we have for the losers, judge?”
April 21 — The Apartment: “I said I had no family — I didn’t say I had an empty apartment.”
April 22 — The Hangover: “I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.”
April 23 — Old School: “You got a fucking dart in your neck, man.”
April 24 — Lolita: “No, I’m… Spartacus. You come to free the slaves or sumpn?”
April 25 — Top Gun: “You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling, now it’s gone…gone…gone…wooooooh.”
April 26 — Parenthood; “Just like me, they long to be, close to you.”
April 27 — The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: “All shall fade, all shall fade.”
April 28 — Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy: “It’s kinda like…[singing] Gonna find my baby,”
April 29 — The Hunt for Red October: “Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics, great Russia has…”
April 30 — Poltergeist II: “God is in His Holy Temple! Earthly thoughts be silent now!”
May 1 — Blue Velvet: “In dreams I walk with you, In dreams I talk to you, In dreams you’re mine all of…”
May 2 — The Hangover: “What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they…”
May 3 — Buffalo 66: “Fools rush in where angels fear to tread And so I come to you, my love…”
May 4 — Stripes: “There she was right a-walkin’ down the street, Singin’, Do wah Diddy diddy dumm…”
May 5 — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “”Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby), Twist and shout…”
May 6 — Adaptation: “Imagine me and you, I do [Come on!]. I think about you day and night, it’s only…”
May 7 — The Night of the Hunter: “What a fellowship, what a joy divine, Leaning on the everlasting…”
May 8 — Magnolia: “It’s not going to stop, till you wise up.”
May 9 — Mommie Dearest: “ We’re gonna see how many wire hangers you’ve got in your closet.”
May 10 — Parenthood: “I assume you’re watching because you’re curious about sex… or filmmaking.”
May 11 — Aliens: “Get away from her you bitch!”
May 12 — Almost Famous: “I know all about your valhalla of decadence and I shouldn’t have let him go.”
May 13 — The Manchurian Candidate: “It has been decided that you will be dressed as a priest…”
May 14 — The Incredibles: “Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday…”
May 15 — Juno: “So why don’t you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade…”
May 16 — Election: “Dear Lord Jesus, I do not often speak with you and ask for things, but now…”
May 17 — The Boondock Saints: “”And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee…”
May 18 — Talladega Nights: “Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at…”
May 19 — The Exorcist: “The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!”
May 20 — Glory: “Lordy, let me fight with the rifle in one hand, and the Good Book in the other.”
May 21 — O Brother, Where Art Thou?: “Oh Lord, please look down and recognize us poor sinners…”
May 22 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “Dear Father in Heaven, I’m not a praying man, but if you’re up there…”
May 23 — Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
May 24 — Patton: “Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his.”
May 25 — Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb: “You can’t fight in…”
May 26 — Full Metal Jacket: “Anyone who runs is VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC!”
May 27 — Gettysburg: “You certainly do have a talent for trivializin’ the momentous…”
May 28 — The Bridge on the River Kwai: “What have I done?”
May 29 — The Deer Hunter: “Three bullets! You understand three? That way BLAM! BOOM!”
May 30 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “Who’s scruffy-looking?”
May 31 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “You’ll be malfunctioning within a day…”
June 1 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “We’re all fine here, thank you — how are you?”
June 2 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.”
June 3 — Star Wars: Episode VI — Return of the Jedi: “It’s a trap!”
June 4 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “I’m backwards! You flea-bit furball!”
June 5 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
June 6 — The Sandlot: “Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!”
June 7 — Bugsy Malone: “If it was raining brains, Roxy Robinson wouldn’t even get wet.”
June 8 — Stephen King’s It: “This is battery acid, you slime.”
June 9 — The Goonies: “Down here it’s our time. It’s our time down here. That’s all over the second…”
June 10 — The Monster Squad: “My name… is Horace!”
June 11 — The Bad News Bears: “Hey Yankees! You can take your apology AND your trophy and shove…”
June 12 — Bad Santa: “What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else’s head?”
June 13 — My Cousin Vinny: “It is possible that the two yutes…”
June 14 — Other People’s Money: “The first thing they do is shoot all the lawyers! And if they miss…”
June 15 — Inherit the Wind: “Because fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding.”
June 16 — A Few Good Men: “Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be…”
June 17 — Amistad: “What on Earth are we to do with this? I have a modest suggestion.”
June 18 — Legally Blonde: “The law leaves much room for interpretation but very little for self-doubt.”
June 19 — Witness for the Prosecution: “The question is whether you were lying then or are you lying…”
June 20 — Dr. Strangelove: “Women sense my power and they seek the life essence…”
June 21 — Twelve Monkeys: “ Fact, Jim, if you don’t buy things, toilet paper, new cars, computerized…”
June 22 — Much Ado About Nothing: “Though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass.”
June 23 — American Psycho: “My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for…”
June 24 — Natural Born Killers: “Murder? It’s pure. You’re the one made it impure. You’re buying and…”
June 25 — The Pink Panther Strikes Again: “I will have my interview with the Sanity Commission, then…”
June 26 — Psycho: “It’s sad, when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son…”
June 27 — The Graduate: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.”
June 28 — Rear Window: “Anything else bothering you?”
June 29 — The English Patient: “Let me tell you about winds. There is a, a whirlwind from southern…”
June 30 — Match Point: “Did anyone ever tell you you play a very aggressive game?”
July 1 — Catch Me If You Can: “I’d like to cash this check here, then take you out for a steak dinner.”
July 2 — Stripes: “You know what your problem is? You have never had the Aunt Jemima treatment.”
July 3 — Shirley Valentine: “Boat means boat. Fuck means fuck.”
July 4 — Big Fish: “You become what you always were. A very big fish.”
July 5 — Groundhog Day: “That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers — it’s… GROUNDHOG DAY!”
July 6 — Chinatown: “Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”
July 7 — Fight Club: “Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about…”
July 8 — Full Metal Jacket: “762 millimeter. Full metal jacket.”
July 9 — As Good As It Gets: “What if this is as good as it gets?”
July 10 — The Breakfast Club: “Does that answer your question?… Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.”
July 11 — The Sixth Sense: “I see dead people.”
July 12 — The Passion of Joan of Arc: “I have committed a great sin. I have denied God to save my life.”
July 13 — Sin City: “Find out for yourself. And while you’re at it, ask yourself if that corpse of a slut…”
July 14 — American Psycho: “You’re my lawyer so I think you should know: I’ve killed a lot of people.”
July 15 — Pulp Fiction: “I’m thinkin’, maybe it means you’re the evil man and I’m the righteous man.”
July 16 — The Shawhank Redemption: “So I killed him. Him and the tasty bitch he was with.”
July 17 — Lost in America: “Everything.”
July 18 — Four Weddings and a Funeral: “Oh… fuck. Fuck!”
July 19 — Manhattan: “Chapter One. He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion…”
July 20 — Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron: “The story that I want to tell you cannot be found in a book.”
July 21 — The Godfather: “I believe in America. America has made my fortune.”
July 22 — (500) Days of Summer: “This is a story of boy meets girl…”
July 23 — Memento: “So where are you? You’re in some motel room. You just — you just wake up…”
July 24 — Inside Man: “My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose…”
July 25 — Sideways: “What you’re doing here is checking for color density as it thins out toward the…”
July 26 — Rain Man: “In 1987, there were 30 airline accidents. 211 were fatalities and 230 were…”
July 27 — Bull Durham: “There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and 108 stitches in a baseball…”
July 28 — The Apartment: “On November 1st, 1959, the population of New York City was 8,042,783…”
July 29 — Pulp Fiction: “And you know what they call a… a… a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?”
July 30 — Smoke: “Then he subtracted that number from the original weight of the unsmoked cigar…”
July 31 — Snatch: “You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any…”
July 31 — Kill Bill: Vol. 2: “The venom of a black mamba can kill a human being in four hours if, say…”
August 1 — Magnolia: “This fucking life… oh, it’s so fucking hard. So long. Life ain’t short, it’s long.”
August 2 — Forrest Gump: “Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
August 3 — Big Fish: “You become what you always were. A very big fish. That’s the way it happens.”
August 4 — Terms of Endearment: “Be sweet. And stop tryin’ to pretend like you hate me. I mean, it’s…”
August 5 — Little Women: “But I know I shall be homesick for you. Even in heaven.”
August 6 — Leaving Las Vegas: “I’m sorry I put us asunder.”
August 7 — The Elephant Man: “The stream flows, the wind blows, the cloud fleets, the heart beats…”
August 8 — Pulp Fiction: “Why don’t you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?”
August 9 — L.A. Confidential: “One in six. Where’s the girl?”
August 10 — Gosford Park: “I understood there was some… difficulty between the late Sir William…”
August 11 — Basic Instinct: “I have a degree in psychology, it goes with the turf… Games are fun.”
August 12 — Inglourious Basterds :”What have you heard about the Dreyfuses, monsieur LaPadite?”
August 13 — Chasing Amy: “Your senior yearbook said your nickname was Finger Cuffs. What’s that…”
August 14 — Marathon Man: “Is it safe?… Is it safe?”
August 15 — Sleepless in Seattle: “Although I cried at the end of ‘the Dirty Dozen.’”
August 16 — Raging Bull: “Some people aren’t that lucky like the one Brando played in ‘On the…’”
August 17 — Nil by Mouth: “What are they gonna say about him? He was a kind man? He was a wise…”
August 18 — Clerks.: “That’s what life is, a series of down endings. All “Jedi” had was a bunch of…”
August 19 — Boiler Room: “We better be or I’m gonna come down and eat your lunch for you.”
August 20 — Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?: “It’s from some Bette Davis picture, some goddamn…”
August 21 — Play It Again, Sam: “It’s from Casablanca; I waited my whole life to say it.”
August 22 — What About Bob?: “He replies, ‘Well, you’re the one drawing all the dirty pictures!’”
August 23 — Watchmen: “Man bursts into tears. Says, ‘But doctor… I am Pagliacci.’”
August 24 — Desperado: “I bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor…”
August 25 — Good Will Hunting: “…and this guy behind me goes, ‘Hey hon, don’t forget the coffee!’”
August 26 — Chinatown: “She says, ‘Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a…’”
August 27 — Training Day: “So he says to the snail, ‘What the fuck’s your problem?’”
August 28 — Punchline: “My name is Lilah Krytsick, and on our wedding night, my husband gave me…”
August 29 — Mr. Smith Goes to Washington: “You all think I’m licked. Well, I’m not licked. And I’m…”
August 30 — Animal House: “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”
August 31 — Henry V: “And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks, that fought with us upon…”
September 1 — Scent of a Woman: “…nothin’ like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no…”
September 2 — The Candidate: “This country cannot house its houseless, feed its foodless.”
September 3 — Batman Returns: “Forward, march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!”
September 4 — The American President: “We have serious problems to solve, and we need serious…”
September 5 — Tootsie: “No, no, that’s too limited… nobody in Hollywood wants to work with you….”
September 6 — Death Becomes Her: “You’re body temperature is below 80, and your heart’s stopped…”
September 7 — The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou: “Who gives a shit? I think it was a tabby.”
September 8 — Stranger Than Fiction: “The hero dies, but the story lives on forever.”
September 9 — Texasville: “Julie posed for a naked Polaroid for some sixth grader and Jack crawled…”
September 10 — Contagion: “Some people get a disease and live, some get sick and die.”
September 11 — Young Frankenstein: “Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck’s?”
September 12 — Leon the Professional: “EVERYONE!!!”
September 13 — Happy-Go-Lucky: “You prodded me. You poked me. You stroked me. You teased…”
September 14 — Down By Law: “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!”
September 15 — Fargo: “I got your damn money; now where’s my daughter?”
September 16 — Michael Clayton: “Because you’re chasing a girl through a parking lot with your dick…”
September 17 — Raging Bull: “You’re so stupid…I’m not an animal. Why do you treat me like this?”
September 18 — Sexy Beast: “No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! No, no, no, no, no, no! No!”
September 19 — Glory: [Non-verbal ‘dialogue’]
September 20 — Autumn Sonata: [Non-verbal ‘dialogue’]
September 21 — Up: [Non-verbal ‘dialogue’]
September 22 — The Match Factory Girl: [Non-verbal ‘dialogue’]
September 23 — The Third Man: [Non-verbal ‘dialogue’]
September 24 — Rushmore: [Non-verbal ‘dialogue’]
September 25 — The Black Stallion: [Non-verbal ‘dialogue’]
September 26 — Avatar: “This is why we’re here. Unobtanium. Because this little gray rock sells for…”
Septebmer 27 — Con Air: “As you know, today’s flight is a special one. We’re populating Alabama’s…”
September 28 — Dune: “I will have Arrakis back for myself! He who controls the Spice controls…”
September 29 — Blade Runner: “I don’t know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments, he…”
September 30 — Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace: “I am a person! My name is Anakin.”
October 1 — Inception: “So now we’re stuck in Fischer’s mind battling it out with his private army…”
October 2 — Letters to Juliet: “We’re leaving in twelve hours and you haven’t packed for Verona.”
October 3 — Memento: “Everything fades. If we talk for too long, I’ll forget how we started…”
October 4 — The Apartment: “The mirror — it’s broken.”
October 5 — Gattaca: “Each day I would dispose of as much lose skin and fingernails and hair as…”
October 6–2001: A Space Odyssey: “The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.”
October 7 — The Terminator: “Assigned to protect you. You’ve been targeted for termination.”
October 8 — Zero Effect: “Let me tell you about the case of the man with the mismatched shoelaces…”
October 9 — Being John Malkovich: “There’s a tiny door in my office, Maxine. It’s a portal and it takes…”
October 10 — The Graduate: “Plastics.”
October 11 — Dog Day Afternoon: “Attica!”
October 12 — The Princess Bride: “Inconceivable!”
October 13 — The Prestige: “Abracadabra.”
October 14 — The Shining: “Redrum.”
October 15 — Animal House: “Toga!”
October 16 — Silent Movie: “No!”
October 17 — The Godfather: Part II: “Nice — real nice — break your fathers heart on his birthday.”
October 18 — Little Miss Sunshine: “Olive, the women in Miss America. Are they skinny or are they fat?”
October 19 — American Beauty: “Someone pass the asparagus, please.”
October 20 — Five Easy Piece: “…no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.”
October 21 — When Harry Met Sally: “Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes…Oh…Oh… Oh… Oh God Oh… Oh…”
October 22 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “Pop, you want a shock? I think you’re a great guy.”
October 23 — The Incredibles: “I said shut up, you little insect!”
October 24 — The Bride of Frankenstein: “Yes, I know. Made me from dead. I love dead. Hate living.”
October 25 — The Thing: “If it takes us over, it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. It’s won.”
October 26 — The Fly: “Why did you want to kill Brundle? The baby might be all that’s left…”
October 27 — The Mummy: “Where are the other sacred jars?!”
October 28 — Austin Powers in Goldmember: “It looks like Godzilla, but due to international…”
October 29 — From Dusk Till Dawn: “Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them…”
October 30 — Young Frankenstein: “Putting on the ritz!”
October 31 — Charade: “How can you tell if someone is lying or not?”
November 1 — Buffalo ’66: “I was working as a typist for the CIA, which is a special part of the…”
November 2 — The Informant: “So I made up this adoption story, and people *did* treat me better.”
November 3 — To Kill A Mockingbird: “I most certainly will. Sitting right yonder.”
November 4 — Roman Holiday: “The Mouth of Truth. The legend is that if you’re given to lying, you…”
November 5 — Life Is Beautiful: “The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points.”
November 6 — Pinocchio: “Oh, look! My nose! What’s happened?”
November 7 — Office Space: “In a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.”
November 8 — Little Big Man: “There are thousands of Indians down there. And when they get done…”
November 9 — Paris, Texas: “He thought if she never got jealous of him that she didn’t really care…”
November 10 — Some Like It Hot: “You don’t understand, Osgood… I’m a man.”
November 11 — Watchmen: “I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me.”
November 12 — Never Let Me Go: “None of you will do anything, except live out the life that has…”
November 13 — A Few Good Men: “You’re goddamn right I did.”
November 14 — Heat: “I don’t know how to do anything else.”
November 15 — Out Of Sight: “What’re you now, a desperado? Put the gun down.”
November 16 — Die Hard: “Ooops. No bullets. What do you think, I’m fucking stupid, Hans?”
November 17 — The Fast and the Furious: “This is Officer Brian O’Conner. I’m off duty LAPD. I need…”
November 18 — Super Troopers: “All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.”
November 19 — Catch Me If You Can: “Frank, look. Nobody’s chasing you.”
November 20 — Se7en: “Detective. Detective. DETECTIVE! You’re looking for me.”
November 21 — The Wedding Singer: “When my brother Harold asked me to be the best man at his…”
November 22 — The Deer Hunter: “Fuck it.”
November 23 — Four Weddings and a Funeral: “I am, as ever, in bewildered awe of anyone who…”
November 24 — Rachel Getting Married: “I’m Shiva the destroyer and your harbinger of doom this…”
November 25 — Fandango: “Here’s to us, by God! To us, and… privileges of youth.”
November 26 — Old School: “You catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude…”
November 27 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town.”
November 28 — The Graduate: “I just have the toothbrush to carry and I think I can manage it myself.”
November 29 — Barton Fink: “If you need anything, just pick up your personal in-room telephone…”
November 30 — Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: “Name’s Duke. Raoul Duke. My attorney made the…”
December 1 — Young Adult: “Is that a dog in your bag?”
December 2 — This is Spinal Tap: “How are we going to get fourteen people in a ‘King Leisure’ bed?!”
December 3 — Die Another Day: “Just surviving, Mr. Chang. Just surviving.”
December 4 — The Pink Panther Strikes Again: “That is what I have been saying, you idiot… room.”
December 5 — Jaws: “So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks…”
December 6 — Stalag 17: “What gets me is there never was a movie about POWs… prisoners of war.”
December 7 — The Guns of Navarone: “To tell you the truth, I didn’t think we could do it.”
December 8–1941: “No. Absolutely not. I REFUSE to let you bring the war to my own front yard, NO!”
December 9 — Sophie’s Choice: “You may keep one of your children. The other must go away.”
December 10 — The Dirty Dozen: “Which one of you guys wants to be a general?”
December 11 — Saving Private Ryan: “Earn this.”
December 12 — The Departed: “I am killing you.”
December 13 — Out Of Sight: “She just looked right at me.”
December 14 — The Hudsucker Proxy: “The name is Buzz, I got the fuzz, I make the elevator do what…”
December 15 — Rain Man: “Elevator’s definitely stuck.”
December 16 — True Romance: “Trust me, I am AIDS, you fuck with me, you die.”
December 17 — The Apartment: “You’re carrying precious cargo — I mean, manpower-wise.”
December 18 — Spider-Man 2: “It gets kinda itchy. And it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.”
December 19 — Elf: “You sit on a throne of lies.”
December 20 — Bad Santa: “You got some lip on you, midget.”
December 21 — Miracle on 34th Street: “You ought to be horsewhipped.”
December 22 — A Christmas Carol: “Coal burns. Coal is momentary and coal is costly.”
December 23 — The Ref: “Life just bores the shit out of you people.”
December 24 — Home Alone: “Why the hell do you look like a chicken?”
December 25 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they’re cattle.”
December 26 — The Dark Knight: “Is it the scars? You want to know how I got ‘em?”
December 27 — Almost Famous: “I am a Golden God.”
December 28 — The Party: “They took the gold watch your father left you? Sorry. It’s utterly fantastic.”
December 29 — Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy: “…but I’m kind of a big deal.”
December 30 — The Apartment: “I guess that’s the way it crumbles — cookie-wise.”
December 31 — When Harry Met Sally: “And I hate you Harry… I really hate you.”
