Daily Dialogue 2016
All of the Daily Dialogue posts from 2016.
January 1 — Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: “I had him from an egg, you know. Tiny little thing he was when he hatched.”
January 2 — Nebraska: “I don’t drink.”
January 3 — The Philadelphia Story: “Seems as soon as she hit the water, the wine hit her.”
January 4 — A Few Good Men: “You put him on the stand and you get it from him!”
January 5 — Monsters vs. Aliens: “The odds are against us. We need a hail Mary pass. We need raw power. We need — monsters.”
January 6 — The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: “The ring must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm…”
January 7 — Fletch Lives: “They make this horrible, high-pitched noise. It’s kind of like a tiny little scream. Can you hear that?”
January 8 — Ocean‘s Eleven: “Gentlemen, the 3000 block of Las Vegas Boulevard, otherwise known as the Bellagio, Mirage and MGM Grand.”
January 9 — The Imitation Game: “But this isn’t about crossword puzzles — it’s about how one approaches solving an impossible problem.”
January 10 — The Mouse That Roared: “Bankruptcy or prosperity. Which will it be? I move we declare war on the United States of America.”
January 11 — Roxanne: “All right, twenty something betters.”
January 12 — Dirty Rotten Scoundrels: “So, Nikos Papadrapolous, I’d like you to meet the favorite son of Australia, Chips O’Toole.”
January 13 — The Raven: “Milk? How vomitable!”
January 14 — The Machinist: “I know who you are. I know who you are. I know who you are. I know who you are.”
January 15 — Guess Who‘s Coming to Dinner: “He thinks you’re gonna faint because he’s a Negro.”
January 16 — Up in the Air: “This is what I get in return for 30 years of service for my company?”
January 17 — One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: “Mmmmmm, Juicy Fruit.”
January 18 — The Truman Show: “In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night. (laughs) Yeah!”
January 19 — Field of Dreams: “Ray, there was a reason they chose me, just as there was a reason they chose you and this field.”
January 20 — Before Sunrise: “it’s a train ride for you. I gotta fly all the way over here and shit like that, all right. But I’m gonna be here.”
January 21 — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1: “Obliviate.”
January 22 — Breakfast at Tiffany’s: “Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.”
January 23 — Green Card: “It’s all right. We made a deal. If I leave quickly then you keep your beautiful greenhouse.”
January 24 — Terminator 2: Judgment Day: “Hasta La Vista, Baby.”
January 25 — Skyfall: “But they made me suffer…and suffer…and suffer…until I realized it was you who betrayed me.”
January 26 — Gothika: “I’m not deluded, Pete, I’m possessed.”
January 27 — Despicable Me 2: “That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho, from about twenty years ago.”
January 28 — Mistress America: “There are ten questions there. All equally important for you to answer.”
January 29 — Doubt: “But this has nothing to do with the wine — not really. You’ve had a fundamental mistrust of me before this incident!”
January 30 — The Third Man: “Yes, Daddy, I’ve seen it. This is the murderer. Murderer, murderer.”
January 31 — The Dark Corner: “There goes my last lead. I feel all dead inside. I’m backed up in a dark corner, and I don’t know…”
February 1 — 2001: A Space Odyssey: “Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.”
February 2 — The Road: “What am I going to tell him? What are we going to do without you?”
February 3 — Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest: “Abandon ship. Abandon ship or abandon hope.”
February 4 — Juno: “‘Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.’”
February 5 — Ex Machina: “Ava!”
February 6 — Parenthood: “My father dumping me with you… it’s why I swore things would be different with my kids. It’s my dream.”
February 7 — Kramer vs. Kramer: “That’s why Mommy left, isn’t it? Because I was bad?”
February 8 — M*A*S*H: “This isn’t a hospital, it’s an insane asylum, and it’s your fault because you don’t do anything to discourage them!”
February 9 — Goodfellas: “I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
February 10 — Good Will Hunting: “You gunna’ plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter?”
February 11 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “Oh, why don’t you stop annoying people.”
February 12 — Duck Soup: “You don’t have to teach me, I know how!”
February 13 — Lethal Weapon 2: “They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru!”
February 14 — Ghost Busters: “I taped a 20-minute workout and played it back at high speed on my machine so it only took ten minutes.”
February 15 — The Secret of NIMH: “I, uh, I just thought I’d mention in passing — I’ve always wanted a sparkly of my very own.”
February 16 — Take Shelter: “You think I’m crazy? Well, listen up, there’s a storm coming like nothing you’ve ever seen…”
February 17 — The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: “It’s ours. Ours!”
February 18 — Kung Fu Panda: “I don’t want your apology. I want my scroll.”
February 19 — One Hour Photo: “Could I have my pictures now?”
February 20 — Single White Female: “Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you.”
February 21 — Silver Linings Playbook: “I think it’d be wise to spend father son time, reading about the Eagles, talking about them…”
February 22 — No Time for Sergeants: “Sergeant, please! Nobody ever does it in less than two minutes.”
February 23 — King of Hearts: “Your Majesty, we leave you with your people.”
February 24 — The Return of the Pink Panther: “What sort of stupid question is that? Are you blind?”
February 25 — The Shawshank Redemption: “In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison.”
February 26 — Forrest Gump: “He got a daddy named Forrest, too?”
February 27 — Life is Beautiful: “We got a thousand points and we won the game! Daddy and me came in first and now we won the real tank!”
February 28 — Memento: “My, you really do have a problem. Just like that cop said.”
February 29 — The Hustler: “I got a hunch, fat man, I got a hunch it’s me from here on in.”
March 1 — Ocean’s Eleven: “I’m not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.”
March 2 — Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: “20 beat your 5, sir. I’m sorry, sir.”
March 3 — The Gambler: “I guarantee he did it from a position of fuck you. A wise man’s life is based around fuck you.”
March 4 — Swingers: “I’m telling you, baby, you always double down on an eleven.”
March 5 — Honeymoon in Vegas: “‘Like unbeatable’ is not unbeatable.”
March 6 — Casino Royale: “Forty million, five hundred thousand. All in.”
March 7 — Star Trek: First Contact: “You broke your little ships. See you around, Ahab.”
March 8 — Fight Club: “How much can you know about yourself, you’ve never been in a fight?”
March 9 — The Big Lebowski: “This Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can’t go give him a bill so what the fuck are you talking about?”
March 10 — Wreck-It Ralph: “Now you’re just being ridiculous! Only good guys win medals and you, sir, are no good guy!”
March 11 — Shame: “At least I don’t depend on people all the time. You’re a dependency, you’re a parasite.”
March 12 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerfherder!”
March 13 — Nightcrawler: “I mean you know what your trouble is? You don’t fucking understand people.”
March 14 — And Now For Something Completely Different: “This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be!”
March 15 — Pretty Woman: “I was in here yesterday, you wouldn’t wait on me.”
March 16 — A Coffee in Berlin: “Which coffee tastes most like a regular coffee?”
March 17 — Fast Times at Ridgemont High: “Mister, if you don’t shut up, I’m gonna kick one-hundred percent of your ass!”
March 18 — A Day at the Races: “Uh huh, well, as soon as he comes in I’ll have him get in touch with you.”
March 19 — Bridesmaids: “Well, you’re an old, single loser who’s never going to have any friends.”
March 20 — Terms of Endearment: “My daughter is in pain, can’t you understand that! GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHOT!”
March 21 — She’s Having a Baby: “Hiding from my wife, hiding from my manly obligation, our love nest had become a stud farm.”
March 22 — Saved!: “It’s not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.”
March 23 — Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs: “Excuse me, Twinkletoes, giving birth, here.”
March 24 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “George Baily Lassos Stork!”
March 25 — Away We Go: “It’s terrible feeling this helpless, man. You just watch these babies grow, and then…they fade.”
March 26 — Knocked Up: “You old. She pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches running around. That’s crazy.”
March 27 — Juno: “Did you see that coming, when she sat us down here?”
March 28 — Boyhood: “And what is the one thing that you are not going to be in a couple of years when you turn seventeen?”
March 29 — Bad Santa: “You’re gonna have to quit being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something. Or don’t.”
March 30 — Newsies: “Our father taught us not to lie.”
March 31 — Orange County: “ This is my life’s work here. When I started, I had nothing. Now look at me. I’ve got a million square feet…”
April 1 — Despicable Me: “Okay, rule number two: you will not bother me while I’m working. Rule number three: you will not cry or whine…”
April 2 — Forrest Gump: “Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
April 3 — Room: “Listen, I know that I told you something else before, but you were much younger. I didn’t think that you could understand…”
April 4 — The Untouchables: “Mister Ness! I do not approve of your methods.”
April 5 — National Lampoon’s Vacation: “I gotta be crazy, I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Oh shit!”
April 6 — Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory: “ I won’t talk to you ever again. You’re a rotten, mean father.”
April 7 — Office Space: “I swear to God one of these days, I’m gonna kick this piece of shit out the window!”
April 8 — Mommie Dearest: “No… wire… hangers. What’s wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER?”
April 9 — Back to School: “Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!”
April 10 — The Paper: “Really? Well, guess fucking what? I don’t really fucking care. You wanna know fucking why? Because I don’t fucking live…”
April 11 — The NeverEnding Story: “It’s the emptiness that’s left. It is like a despair destroying this world, and I have been trying to help it.”
April 12 — Speed: “Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50…”
April 13 — The Incredibles: “The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage, throw some screaming people, and just when…”
April 14 — The Silence of the Lambs: “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti…”
April 15 — Legend: “The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity. Dreams are my speciality. Through dreams I influence mankind.”
April 16 — The Terminator: “I’ll be back.”
April 17 — Mutiny on the Bounty: “The ship’s company will remember that I am your captain, your judge, and your jury.”
April 18 — Cars: “Okay. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner. 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast, maybe I should have had breakfast.”
April 19 — Up: “Squirrel!”
April 20 — Finding Nemo: “Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.”
April 21 — Toy Story: “You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.”
April 22 — Ratatouille: “Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.”
April 23 — The Incredibles: “I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.” —
April 24 — Inside Out: “Take her to the moon for me. Okay?”
April 25 — The Bridge on the River Kwai: “Tomorrow it will be 28 years to the day that I’ve been in the service. 28 years in peace and war.”
April 26 — The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 2: “That’s why I killed Cato. And he killed Thresh. And Thresh killed Clove.”
April 27 — All Quiet on the Western Front: “Oh God, why did they do this to us. We only wanted to live, you and I.”
April 28 — Breaker Morant: “Shoot straight you bastards! Don’t make a mess of it!”
April 29 — The Hurt Locker: “ Going to war is a — is a once in a lifetime experience. It could be fun.”
April 30 — Apocalypse Now: “You’re neither. You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.”
May 1 — Saving Private Ryan: “Earn this.”
May 2 — Wizards: “Ah, oh yeah, one more thing…I’m glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch.” — -
May 3 — The Lion King: “Long live the king.”
May 4 — Big Hero 6: “And I hope you learned your lesson, bonehead.”
May 5 — Zathura: A Space Adventure: “You’re just jealous because Dad thinks I’m smarter than you.”
May 6 — Step Brothers: “ I hope you stay still when you sleep, ‘coz I’m gonna put a rat trap between your legs.”
May 7 — The Godfather: Part II: “Fredo, you’re nothing to me now. You’re not a brother, you’re not a friend.”
May 8 — The Blues Brothers: “…have returned to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes.”
May 9 — The World Is Not Enough: “You should have killed me when you had the chance. But you couldn’t. Not me, not a woman you’ve loved.”
May 10 — Match Point: “ He was trying to have his way with me over the table.”
May 11 — The Dark Knight Rises: “Maybe you’re being unrealistic about what’s really in your pants other than your wallet.”
May 12 — Gun Crazy: “There’s not enough money in those guns for the kind of start I want. I want things, a lot of things, big things.”
May 13 — Who Framed Roger Rabbit: “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
May 14 — The Last Seduction: “I believe what we’re looking for is a certain horse-like quality?”
May 15 — Red Rock West: “We’re not in Texas.”
May 16 — Rudy: “All right! Go! Get in there, kid!”
May 17 — The Silence of the Lambs: “Phone call for you, Agent Starling.”
May 18 — Big Fish: “Everybody’s there, and I mean everybody. And the strange thing is, there’s not a sad face to be found…”
May 19 — (500) Days of Summer: “You make my dreams come true.”
May 20 — The Matrix Revolutions: “Tonight, let us make them remember. This is Zion and we are not afraid!”
May 21 — Toy Story: “Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?”
May 22 — A League of Their Own: “When I heard about this, I… I felt I owed it to her to be here. She always said it was the best time…”
May 23 — Blood Simple.: “The world is full o’ complainers. An’ the fact is, nothin’ comes with a guarantee. Now I don’t care if…”
May 24 — Barton Fink: “LOOK UPON ME! I’LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!”
May 25 — No Country for Old Men: “Whatcha got ain’t nothin new. This country’s hard on people, you can’t stop what’s coming…”
May 26 — The Big Lebowski: “I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. That, or His Dudeness … Duder … or El Duderino.”
May 27 — Fargo: “Where is pancakes house?”
May 28 — A Serious Man: “These are the members of the Airplane.”
May 29 — Inside Llewyn Davis: “You should just walk around always, inside a great big condom. Because you are shit!”
May 30 — Dead Poets Society: “‘I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world. WW.’ Uncle Walt, again.”
May 31 — To Sir With Love: “There are two ways to enter a room. One is like an adult, a lady with dignity. The other is like a brat.”
June 1 — Monsters University: “Scariness is the true measure of a monster. If you’re not scary, what kind of a monster are you?”
June 2 — The Way Way Back: “That’s the one you wait for, my man.”
June 3 — Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix: “Ordinary Wizarding Level examinations. O-W-Ls. More commonly known as OWLs. Study hard…”
June 4 — Mr. Holland’s Opus: “Play the sunset.”
June 5 — Fast Times at Ridgemont High: “What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads?”
June 6 — A Boy and His Dog: “Okay, you just sit there on your fuzzy butt while I do all the goddamn work!”
June 7 — Old Yeller: “Maybe part Old Yeller, but he ain’t Old Yeller.”
June 8 — Lady and the Tramp: “Of course not, Miss Lady, why everybody knows a dog’s best friend is his human.”
June 9 — Beethoven: “Thanks, Beethoven. You saved my life. You’d better go home now. You’re supposed to stay in the back yard.”
June 10 — Bolt: “You’re Bolt, the Super Dog! You’re…fully…awesome!”
June 11 — Cujo: “Is anybody home?”
June 12 — K-9: “That’s Officer Lewis. San Diego K-9. You’re all under arrest.”
June 13 — Animal House: “OK, so that means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail…”
June 14 — Easy Rider: “Venusians are meeting with people in all walks of life in an advisory capacity. For once, man will have a godlike control…”
June 15 — Saving Grace: “Would you like some Corn Flakes? They’re heavenly.”
June 16 — Up in Smoke: “I been smoking since I was born, man, I can smoke anything, man.”
June 17 — Pineapple Express: “This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had — and they had a baby.”
June 18 — This is the End: “Weed is tight, weed is tight. That’s awesome.”
June 19 — The Wackness: “Never trust anyone who doesn’t smoke pot or listen to Bob Dylan, you hear me?”
June 20 — The Graduate: “Listen very carefully to me, Benjamin. You are not to see Elaine again, ever. Those are my orders. Is that clear?”
June 21 — Despicable Me 2: “Well, I think you did it. You just officially had the worst date ever.”
June 22 — Knocked Up: “I think he’s doing the dice thing too much.”
June 23 — A Goofy Movie: “I already liked you, Max. From the very first time I heard you laugh. The ‘hyuk.’”
June 24 — Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: “Dude, I’m changing.”
June 25 — Groundhog Day: “Whatever happens tomorrow, or for the rest of my life, I’m happy now… because I love you.”
June 26 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “What, are you gonna throw a rock?”
June 27 — Secondhand Lions: “I’m Hub McCann. I’ve fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents…”
June 28 — Trainspotting: “It’s shite being Scottish. We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth.”
June 29 — A Thousand Clowns: “I want to see a better class of garbage. More empty champagne bottles and caviar cans.”
June 30 — Serendipity: “As a tortured member of the disenfranchised proletariat, you find some altruistic need to protect these…”
July 1 — Nebraska: “I can’t believe the nerve of you people. Usually a person has to die before the vultures start circling.”
July 2 — High Fidelity: “I’ve already left it. You pathetic rebound fuck! Now get your patchouli stick out of my store! Move it lard-ass!”
July 3 — …and justice for all.: “You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order!”
July 4–2001: A Space Odyssey: “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
July 5 — The Wiz: “I’m sorry. Everything they say about me’s true. I’m a phony! I got no powers. I got no right to be pretending to be the Wiz.”
July 6 — Mean Girls: “I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don’t know why I did this. I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you!”
July 7 — Galaxy Quest: “And our…our digital conveyor is a…Christmas tree lights. It’s a decoration. It’s all fake. Just like me.”
July 8 — Gone Girl: “ Let me say this: I am not a killer. But I’m far from being a good guy. I was a bad husband to a wonderful wife.”
July 9 — The Blair Witch Project: “I am so sorry. What is that? I’m scared to close my eyes, I’m scared to open them! We’re gonna die out here!”
July 10 — Les Miserables: “With this silver, I have bought your soul. I’ve ransomed you from fear and hatred, and now I give you back to God.”
July 11 — District 9: “Not everyone was surprised that the ship didn’t come to a stop over Manhattan, Washington or Chicago, but, instead…”
July 12 — Raiders of the Lost Ark: “The Bible speaks of the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions.”
July 13 — Avatar: “You are not in Kansas anymore. You’re on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen, respect that fact every second of every day.”
July 14 — The Matrix: “The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see?”
July 15 — Despicable Me 2: “We are the Anti-Villain League, an ultra-secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.”
July 16 — Full Metal Jacket: “If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death…”
July 17 — Looper: “Time travel has not yet been invented. But thirty years from now it will have been. It will be instantly outlawed…”
July 18 — The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: “I see right through you. For a long time you’ve had it in your mind to bump me off…”
July 19 — Se7en: “Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.”
July 20 — Bridge to Terabithia: “Then I’m going to Hell, because it’s all my fault.”
July 21 — The Hospital: “He shrieked at me: ‘You old fink! You can’t even get it up anymore!’”
July 22 — Cube: “I had a feeling about that fucking guy. He knew about that trap.”
July 23 — Jaws: “I just found out, that a girl got killed here last week, and you knew it! You knew there was a shark out there!”
July 24 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “My father didn’t think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they’re cattle.”
July 25 — Enemy of the State: “Tens of millions of foreign nationals living within our borders and many consider the United States their enemy…”
July 26 — The Godfather: “Can you get me off the hook, Tom? For old times’ sake?”
July 27 — Pulp Fiction: “Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.”
July 28 — Forrest Gump: “He’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, but… is he smart or is he…”
July 29 — O Brother, Where Art Thou?: “Damn. We’re in a tight spot.”
July 30 — Raiders of the Lost Ark: “Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”
July 31 — Aliens: “Maybe you’re not keeping up on current events, but we just got our assess kicked, pal.”
August 1 — Seven Days in May: “Then, by God, run for office! You have such a fervent, passionate, evangelical affection for your country.”
August 2 — Milk: “My name is Harvey Milk and I’m here to recruit you!”
August 3 — Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End: “They will hear the ring of our swords and they will know what we can do.”
August 4 — The Great Dictator: “Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Let us fight to free the world!”
August 5 — Fail-Safe: “Do you believe that communism is not our mortal enemy?”
August 6 — Fair Game: “They’re killing us, on Fox, in the blogs. They’re drowning us out. We’ve gotta strike back.”
August 7 — Reds: “Profits.”
August 8 — Sleeper: “This is Charles de Gaulle. He, uh, was a very famous french chef. Had his own TV show.”
August 9 — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: “…that orange sweatshirt I would come to know so well and even hate eventually.”
August 10–2010: The Year We Make Contact: “I love a hot dog.”
August 11 — The Silence of the Lambs: “Lambs. The lambs were screaming.”
August 12 — Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome: “This ain’t one body’s story. It’s the story of us all. We got it mouth-to-mouth…”
August 13 — American Beauty: “I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die…”
August 14 — Inside Out: “I… I know you don’t want me to, but… I miss home. I miss Minnesota.”
August 15 — Cat Ballou: “Aw, Kid, what a time for you to fall off the wagon. Look at your eyes!”
August 16 — Smashed: “I don’t know if I’m an alcoholic really. I just drink, I drink a lot.”
August 17 — Rio Bravo: “Guess I’ll take that drink now, Charlie.”
August 18 — Tender Mercies: “She said alcohol is what licked you. You still drink?”
August 19 — Back to the Future Part III: “Doc! Doc! Doc! C’mon, Doc, wake up! Wake up, Doc. How many did he have?”
August 20 — Barfly: “Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance.”
August 21 — The Spectacular Now: “Nah, I didn’t get drunk, but it tasted really nice and warm.”
August 22 — Surf’s Up: “The board’s already inside there somewhere, and what you’re doing is you’re trying to find it, you know, reveal it.”
August 23 — The Untouchables: “That’s the Chicago way. And that’s how you get Capone.”
August 24 — Oliver & Company: “This city’s got a beat. You gotta hook into it. Now, once you got the beat, you can do anything.”
August 25 — Jurassic Park: “You see a Tyrannosaur doesn’t follow a set pattern or park schedules, the essence of chaos.”
August 26 — Blazing Saddles: “You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay…”
August 27 — Men In Black: “A person is smart. People are dumb. Everything they’ve ever ‘known’ has been proven to be wrong.”
August 28 — Fried Green Tomatoes: “You reminded me… about what the most important thing in life is.”
August 29 — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: “Shut up. It’s your great ideas that got us into this mess. I never want to hear another…”
August 30 — Back to the Future: “I can’t believe you’d loan me your car without telling me it had a blind spot. I could’ve been killed!”
August 31 — Glengarry Glen Ross: “Williamson, I’m talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars and one Cadillac.”
September 1 — Schindler’s List: “I could have got more out. I could have got more. I don’t know. If I’d just… I could have got more.”
September 2 — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: “ell them how it happened that night. Tell them how you looked him in the eye…”
September 3 — Saving Private Ryan: “Hey asshole! Two of our guys died trying to find you, all right?”
September 4 — Whiplash: “You think I’m fucking stupid? I know it was you.”
September 5 — The Wild Bunch: “What would you do in his place? He gave his word.”
September 6 — The Odd Couple: “If I’ve just been told off, I think I may have missed it.”
September 7 — Sexy Beast: “You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?”
September 8 — The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: “I saved us! It was me! We survived because of me!
September 9 — Rebel Without a Cause: “You’re tearing me apart!”
September 10 — In Bruges: “You’re an inanimate fucking object!”
September 11 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
September 12 — Heathers: “You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird…”
September 13 — Animal House: “Redo those buttons! Dress that belt buckle! Straighten that cap! And goddamn it, tuck in those pajamas!”
September 14 — My Bodyguard: “I’ve got someone I want you to meet. Clifford, this is Mike. Ricky, this is Mike. He’s my bodyguard.”
September 15 — The Karate Kid: “How about you, hero? Had enough?”
September 16 — Three O’Clock High: “You made me mad, Jerry. Now I’m gonna have to do something to work it off…”
September 17 — Mean Girls: “Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet?”
September 18 — One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: “You know Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.”
September 19 — Ender’s Game: “I will bear the shame of this genocide forever.”
September 20 — Das Boot: “We can’t hold the boat.”
September 21 — Stripes: “That’s the fact, Jack.”
September 22 — Paths of Glory: “15… 14… 13… 12… 11… 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… zero…”
September 23 — Private Benjamin: “Look at these stains. God knows where this has been. And, have you seen the bathroom?”
September 24 — Full Metal Jacket: “Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will…”
September 25 — The Bridge on the River Kwai: “What have I done?”
September 26 — A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum: “Silence! I’m about to say the sooth!”
September 27 — Poltergeist: “To us, it is the BEAST. Now, let’s go get your daughter.”
September 28 — Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: “Tonight, he who betrayed his friends at Hogwarts with murder shall break free.”
September 29 — The Matrix: Ohh, what’s really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn’t said anything?”
September 30 — Men in Black 3: “Negative possibilities are are multiplying as we speak. Twenty seconds.”
October 1 — The Gift: “Buddy Cole is dead.”
October 2 — O Brother, Where Art Thou?: “Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them…”
October 3 — Big Night: “To eat good food is to be close to God.”
October 4 — Julie & Julia: “Here’s my final words on the subject, you can never have too much, butter.”
October 5 — Ratatouille: “Ratatouille? It’s a peasant dish. Are you sure you want to serve this to Ego?”
Octboer 6 — Chocolat: “And these are for your husband. Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.”
October 7 — Tampopo: “Appreciate its gestalt. Savor the aromas. Jewels of fat glittering on the surface. Shinachiku roots shining.”
October 8 — Who Is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe?: “What next, the ‘Andes Plane Crash Cookbook?’”
October 9 — Pieces of April: “It’s a common misconception that you can just stick a turkey in the oven. A turkey needs to be tended to…”
October 10 — Necessary Roughness: “Now, let’s analyze what’s been working for us. Not a goddamned thing’s been working for us!”
October 11 — Searching for Bobby Fischer: “Mate is four moves from the position in front of you. Don’t move until you figure it out in your head.”
October 12 — Remember the Titans: “This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field.”
October 13 — Gladiator: “Ultimately, we’re all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end…”
October 14 — The Color of Money: “Just don’t put the money in the bank, kid. Because if I don’t whip you now, I’m gonna whip you next month in Dallas.”
October 15 — Tin Cup: “You may be right, Boss, but you know what? Sometimes par is good enough to win.”
October 16 — Hoosiers: “Forget about the crowds. The size of the school. Their fancy uniforms. And remember what got you here.”
October 17 — Fierce Creatures: “Well, Mr Brain Of Britain, what are we going to tell the police, who are, of course, already on their way here…”
October 18 — Missing: “I don’t know what happened to your kid, Ed. But I understand he was a bit of a snoop.”
October 19 — Three Days of the Condor: “It will happen this way. You may be walking. Maybe the first sunny day of the spring…”
October 20 — The Insider: “ Jeffrey, where are you going with this? Where are you going?”
October 21 — Total Recall: “I’ve been trying to tell you. Someone has erased his memory.”
October 22 — JFK: “The organizing principle of any society, Mr. Garrison, is for war. The authority of the state over its people resides…”
October 23 — All the President’s Men: “In a conspiracy like this, you build from the outer edges and go step by step.”
October 24 — The Breakfast Club: “You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about WHY you are here — to ponder the error of your ways.”
October 25 — American Psycho: “I believe in taking care of myself: in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.”
October 26 — One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: “Rules? Piss on your fucking rules!”
October 27 — Whiplash: “Rushing or dragging?”
October 28 — An Officer and a Gentleman: “Casey Jones was a son of a bitch. Drove his train through a 30 foot ditch.”
October 29 — Room: “What’s even tricksier? Pretending to be sick and… play dead.”
October 30 — The Karate Kid: “Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later… squish.”
October 31 — The Shawshank Redemption: “Bad luck, I guess. It floats around. It’s got to land on somebody. It was my turn, that’s all.”
November 1 — Zootopia: “Oh, but he can’t help it. Can he? Since preds are just biologically predisposed to be savages.”
November 2 — Pirate Radio: “o all our listeners, listen to what I have to say. God bless you all. As for you bastards in charge, don’t dream it’s over.”
November 3 — Colossus: The Forbin Project: “In time you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love.”
November 4 — The Dark Knight: “People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?”
November 5 — E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: “He needs to go home; he’s calling his people. And I don’t know where they are, but he needs to go home.”
November 6 — Cast Away: “Wilson!”
November 7 — Zoolander: “A eugoogalizer. One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I’d be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?”
November 8 — Superbad: “These eyes cry every night for you.”
November 9 — The 40-Year Old Virgin: “You know how when you grab a woman’s breast… it feels like… a bag of sand.”
November 10 — Bridesmaids: “ I went to Thailand recently with my husband, Perry, and there’s a beautiful saying that I learned there…”
November 11 — El Dorado: “I’m thinking of selling tickets, Maudie. I’d get rich.”
November 12 — Swingers: “Wow. I guess you’re home.”
November 13 — Forrest Gump: “In the buttocks.”
November 14 — Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: “I am a tolerant woman, but the one thing I will not stand for is disloyalty”.
November 15 — Mad Max: Fury Road: “This is our Furiosa.”
November 16 — The Incredibles: “You have more power than you realize. Don’t think. And don’t worry. If the time comes, you’ll know what to do.”
November 17 — Spirited Away: “Its name was the Kohaku River. Your real name is Kohaku.”
November 18 — Zootopia: “It’s called a hustle, sweetheart. Boom!”
November 19 — Million Dollar Baby: “You been a good daughter. You sign that paper, it’ll take care of your family the way your daddy woulda wanted you to.”
November 20 — Bad Moms: “Well, it’s lindenberry… and a shitload of vodka.”
November 21 — Big Hero 6: “I know, right? Chemical metal embrittlement.”
November 22 — Barton Fink: “You tell them: BULLSHIT! We do NOT make B pictures here at Capitol. Let’s put a stop to that rumor RIGHT now!”
November 23 — Ghostbusters: “Not necessarily. There’s definitely a very slim chance we’ll survive.”
November 24 — Real Steel: “Let’s get it on! Let’s get it on!”
November 25 — Parenthood: “Woooo-hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeaaaah!”
November 26 — One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: “The Chief put his hand up! He put his hand up! Nurse Ratchett, would you please turn the television on?”
November 27 — The Wolf of Wall Street: “My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys or fucking dies!”
November 28 — Attack the Block: “Well, ‘ere, lads, you’ve discovered a species hitherto unknown to science, quite possibly non-terrestrial in origin, and you kicked its fuckin’ head in!”
November 29 — Flight of the Navigator: “If you want to learn to swim, you gotta jump in the water!”
November 30 — Invasion of the Body Snatchers: “You fools! You’re in danger! Can’t you see? They’re after you! They’re after all of us!”
December 1 — Planet 51: “Thought you could take over our world? Your kind knows no decency.”
December 2 — The Brother From Another Planet: “On the rocks.”
December 3 — Independence Day: “That’s what I call a close encounter.”
December 4 — Edge of Tomorrow: “We lost Germany. We lost France. If we lose today, we won’t get to fight another.”
December 5 — FM: “What you were just listening to was some kind of creative, almost x-rated, uh, radio, here, from Eric Swan on QSKY FM.”
December 6 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do!”
December 7 — And Now for Something Completely Different: “This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be!”
December 8 — Steve Jobs: “I’m poorly made.”
December 9 — Donnie Brasco: “It was a guy I gotta go see.”
December 10 — Up in the Air: “I’m a parenthesis?”
December 11 — FM: “What you were just listening to was some kind of creative… uh… almost x-rated, uh, radio, here…”
December 12 — Lost in Translation: “Mr. Kazu sends premium fantasy. My stockings — ‘lip’ them. ‘Lip’ my stockings.”
December 13 — Casino Royale: “It’s as if there’s blood on my hands. It’s not coming off.”
December 14 — Back to the Future: “All right, all right this is an oldie, but uh, it’s an oldie where I come from.”
December 15 — Divergent: “Haven’t you ever seen a hamburger before?”
December 16 — The Shawshank Redemption: “Fish. Fish, fish, fishy.”
December 17 — Kung Fu Panda: “You don’t belong here.”
December 18 — 3 Men and a Baby: “We’re gonna have to do something, one of us is gonna have to pick it up.”
December 19 — The Dark Knight: “There won’t be any fireworks.”
December 20 — The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: “Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can’t carry it for you… but I can carry you!”
December 21 — The Matrix: “At last. Welcome, Neo.”
December 22 — Arrival: “They need to see me.”
December 23 — Room: “You know what’s even tricksier than pretending to be sick? Because you’re gonna… play dead.”
December 24 — Miracle on 34th Street: “And I kept believing, and you were right, Mommy. Mr. Kringle is Santa Claus.”
December 25 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “To my big brother, George. The richest man in town.”
December 26 — Forrest Gump: “I should have died out there with my men. But now, I’m nothing but a cripple, a leg-less freak.”
December 27 — The Dark Knight: “I’m sorry to let you down. If you lose your faith in me, please keep your faith in people.”
December 28 — The Shawshank Redemption: “I killed her, Red. I didn’t pull the trigger. But I drove her away. That’s why she died. Because of me…”
December 29 — American Beauty: “My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead.”
December 30 — Citizen Kane: “Perfectly dreadful.”
December 31 — To Kill a Mockingbird: “We find the defendant guilty as charged.”