Daily Dialogue 2017
All of the Daily Dialogue posts from 2017.
All of the Daily Dialogue posts from 2017.
Starting off the 9th year of Daily Dialogue posts!
January 1 — Up: “Thanks for the adventure. Now go have a new one. Love, Ellie.”
January 2 — War Games: “Shall we play a game?”
January 3 — 2001: A Space Odyssey: “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
January 4 — The Iron Giant: “Superman.”
January 5 — Ex Machina: “Do you have people who test you, and might switch you off?”
January 6 — Tron: “There’s a 68.71 percent chance you’re right.”
January 7 — Rogue One. A Star Wars Story: “Did you know that wasn’t me?”
January 8 — Forbidden Planet: “I rarely use it myself, sir. It promotes rust.”
January 9 — The Graduate: “Plastics.”
January 10 — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while…”
January 11 — Hamlet: “This above all: to thine ownself be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”
January 12 — Die Hard: “You wanna know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you’re going, take off your shoes and your socks…”
January 13 — The Matrix: “A little piece of advice. You see an agent, you do what we do. Run. You run your ass off.”
January 14 — It Happened One Night: “Expert. And l’ll write a book about it. Call it ‘The Hitchhiker’s Hail’’’.
January 15 — Casablanca: “You might as well question why we breathe. If we stop breathing, we’ll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.”
January 16 — The Dark Knight: “All you care about is money. This town, it deserves a better class of criminal, and I’m going to give it to them.”
January 17 — The Treasure of Sierra Madre: “For a long time I’ve had my suspicions about you and now I know I’ve been right.”
January 18 — It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World: “Look, there’s this dough, see? There’s all this dough! 350 Gs! Do you hear what I’m saying?”
January 19 — Jurassic Park: “My glasses… I can afford more glasses.”
January 20 — The Wolf of Wall Street: “I’ve been a rich man and I’ve been a poor man, and I choose rich every fucking time.”
January 21 — Newsies: “It’ll be good for them. Incentive, make them work harder, sell more papers.”
January 22 — The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: “Yes! My Precious!”
January 23 — Up: “Cross your heart! Cross it!”
January 24 —The Princess Bride: “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
January 25 — Forrest Gump: “Stupid is as stupid does.”
January 26 — The Shawshank Redemption: “Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’.”
January 27 — Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
January 28 — The Dark Knight: “Wanna know how I got these scars?”
January 29 — A Bug’s Life: “Here, pretend — pretend that that’s a seed.”
January 30 — The Limey: “You tell him… tell him I’m coming. Tell him I’m fucking coming.”
January 31 — They Live: “I’m giving you a choice. Either put on these glasses… or start eating that trash can.”
February 1 — Tombstone: “You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe.”
February 2 — Major Payne: “Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm.”
February 3 — The Wizard of Oz: “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too.”
February 4 — The Shining: “I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in!”
February 5 — Taken: “But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
February 6 — The Champ: “Aw, nix, Dink. Keep your chin up, don’t cry. Come on, give your old man a smile.”
February 7 — Matrix Revolutions: “One more chance to say what I really wanted to say… Kiss me, once more. Kiss me.”
February 8 — The English Patient: “Thank you. Read to me, will you? Read me to sleep.”
February 9 — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: “Oh, good. For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble.”
February 10 — The Elephant Man: “Nothing will die. The stream flows, the wind blows, the cloud fleets, the heart beats. Nothing will die.”
February 11 — Citizen Kane: “Rosebud.”
February 12 — Forrest Gump: “Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
February 13 — Amadeus: “I was staring through the cage of those meticulous ink-strokes at an absolute beauty.”
February 14 — Barry Lyndon: “This has been a sad day’s business for our family, Mr. Redmond Barry.”
February 15 — The Devils: “Think of his most beautiful body. Torn by the nails. The blood oozing over his hands which twitched with every...”
February 16 — A Room With a View: “I have a theory that there is something in the Italian landscape which inclines even the most stolid nature...”
February 17 — A Little Princess: “I expect you to remember, Sara Crewe: you’re not a princess any longer.”
February 18 — Gone With the Wind: “Don’t think I hold that against you. Ladies have never held any appeal for me.”
February 19 — Atonement: “The story can resume. I will return. Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame.”
February 20 — The Matrix: “There is no spoon.”
February 21 — The Cabin in the Woods: “In the cellar, all that shit we were playing with. They made us choose. They made us choose how we die.”
February 22 — Toy Story 2: “No, Buzz, I am your father.”
February 23 — Die Hard: With a Vengeance: “What was the lottery number last night? You play the lottery?”
February 24 — Captain America: The Winter Soldier: “Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?”
February 25 — The Departed: “Just fucking kill me.”
February 26 — Drive: [No dialogue]
February 27 — The Incredibles: “And in time, who knows? He might make a good sidekick.”
February 28 — Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back: “Laugh it up, fuzzball.”
March 1 — Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: “Harry, it’s you that has to go on. I know it. Not me. Not Hermoine. You. Knight to H3.”
March 2—Cast Away: “I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean than to stay here and die…”
March 3—Shrek: “Now, hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head.”
March 4—Singin’ in the Rain: “Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces…”
March 5 —Finding Nemo: “Just keep swimming.”
March 6 — The Princess Bride: “As you wish.”
March 7 — Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Loved the Bomb: “Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!”
March 8— Planet of the Apes: “You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”
March 9— Blade Runner: “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion…”
March 10 — Star Wars: Episode VI — Return of the Jedi: “Now, young Skywalker, you will die.”
March 11 — Arrival: “Yes, yes.”
March 12 — Jurassic Park: “Clever girl…”
March 13 — The Lion King: “Oh, no, Mufasa. Perhaps you shouldn’t turn your back on me.”
March 14 — Toy Story: “That wasn’t flying! That was… falling with style!”
March 15 — The Talented Mr. Ripley: “Don’t you just take the past and put it in a room in a basement and lock the door and never go in there?”
March 16 — The Graduate: “In order to keep Elaine away from you, I am prepared to tell her everything.”
March 17 — Se7en: “I envy your normal life. It seems that envy is my sin.”
March 18 — Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: “He’s dating a fat-ass hipster chick! I hate his stupid guts! I’m gonna disembowel him!”
March 19 — Fargo: “No, see, I don’t need a finder’s fee, I need — finder’s fee’s, what, ten percent, heck that’s not gonna do it for me. I need the principal.”
March 20 — The Witches of Eastwick: “You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you’re morally reprehensible, vulgar…”
March 21 — Ghostbusters: “Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”
March 22 — A Fish Called Wanda: “You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant-twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead asshole!”
March 23 — National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: “I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking…”
March 24 — Closer: “He tastes like you, but sweeter!”
March 25 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
March 26 — The Sandlot: “You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!”
March 27 — Night of the Living Dead: “They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”
March 28 — Watchmen: “What do you expect? The Comedian’s dead.”
March 29 — Easy Rider: “I believe in God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth…”
March 30 — The Omen: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
March 31 —Gangs of New York: “We never knew how many New Yorkers died that week before the city was finally delivered.”
April 1 — Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows: Part 1: “Merry Christmas, Harry.”
April 2 — Carrie: “NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO!”
April 3 — Erin Brockovich: “I’m great with people. You’d have to observe me to know for sure. Trust me on that. I’m a fast learner.”
April 4 — Kramer vs. Kramer: “This is a one-day only offer, gentlemen. You saw my portfolio, you know I can handle the work…”
April 5 — Good Will Hunting: “Why shouldn’t I work for the N.S.A.? That’s a tough one, but I’ll take a shot.”
April 6 — Trainspotting: “Ehhh… cool. Whatever you say, I’m sorry. You’re the man. The dude in the chair.”
April 7 — American Beauty: “I have fast food experience.”
April 8 — The Devil Wears Prada: “Who is that sad little person?”
April 9 — Step Brothers: “Hello, Miss Lady. I’m Dale. I’m Brennan’s stepbrother, and I think I might be able to help with the Pan-Pam dilemma.”
April 10 — Spotlight: “He said, ‘I think it’ll help if we play Strip Poker.’ Of course, I lost. Things went on from there.”
April 11 — Gone With the Wind: “Oh, Rhett, for the first time I’m finding out what it is to be sorry for something I’ve done.”
April 12 — Smashed: “I just want to be able to have a beer, without it turning into twenty, or… wetting the bed.”
April 13 — Toni Erdmann: “Nothing’s wrong, Gerald. I just have nothing on.”
April 14 — Mean Girls: “I’m trying this new thing where I don’t talk about people behind their backs.”
April 15 — Planes, Trains & Automobiles: “You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target.”
April 16 — One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: “Aren’t you ashamed?”
April 17 — The Godfather: “No.”
April 18 — Life is Beautiful: “That’s it! It’s that game where- It’s the game- We’re all players.”
April 19 — The Silence of the Lambs: “A job’s come up and I thought about you. Well, not a job really, more of an interesting errand.”
April 20 — Whiplash: “I don’t know if you heard, I’m not at Schaffer anymore.”
April 21 — Sunset Blvd.: “This is the staircase of the palace.”
April 22 — Oz the Great and Powerful: “It’s a music box. You’ve never seen one? This belonged to my grandmother. A czarina from Irkutsk.”
April 23 — Gaslight: “Are you suggesting that this is a knife I hold in my hand? Have you gone mad, my husband?”
April 24 — But I’m a Cheerleader: “1,2,3,4, I won’t take no anymore. 5,6,7,8 — I want you to be my mate…”
April 25 — Nighthawks: “Yes, it’s true.”
April 26 — Almost Famous: “I’m gay.”
April 27 — Parada: “Get it, we are fags, faggots!”
April 28 — Beauty and the Beast: “For there’s no man in town half as manly.”
April 29 — Show Me Love: “What the hell are we doing? We’re fucking crazy.”
April 30 — The Handmaiden: “What does a man really want?”
May 1 — Bringing Up Baby: “Stop talking for a minute and and can you please take out the pin.”
May 2 — My Man Godfrey: “I’ve decided I don’t want to play any more games with human beings as objects.”
May 3 — Wimbledon: “Well, they weren’t wrong about the view.”
May 4 — Trainwreck: “I think they’re just kind of weird and strange. Grown men, wearing jerseys with another man’s name on it.”
May 5 — Man Up: “So, book, check. And clock, check. And blind date. Check!”
May 6 — Her: “I gave it to myself actually.”
May 7 — What If: “Yeah, that was supposed to be an anonymous fridge magnet poem.”
May 8 — The Crying Game: “What were you doing in the bar if you didn’t know?”
May 9 — The Sixth Sense: “I see people. They don’t know they’re dead.”
May 10 — Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: “That’s interesting.”
May 11— The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: “Wasn’t it strange I was trying to shake hands with a car?”
May 12 — The LEGO Movie: “The, the…why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?”
May 13 — Stranger Than Fiction: “But you have to realize that this isn’t a philosophy or a literary theory or a story to me. It’s my life.”
May 14 — Mad Max: Fury Road: “Home. The Green Place.”
May 15 — Annie Hall: “Annie, there’s a big lobster behind the refrigerator. I can’t get it out.”
May 16 — Jurassic Park: “What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.”
May 17 — Pulp Fiction: “Goddamn, that’s a pretty fucking good milkshake.”
May 18 — Lady and the Tramp: “Now, here you are-a, the best-a spaghetti in-a town.”
May 19 — The Godfather: “You start out with a little bit of oil. Then you fry some garlic. Then you throw in some tomatoes…”
May 20 — Mostly Martha: “This is delicious! This is delicious!”
May 21 — Ratatouille: “To say both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement.”
May 22 — Juno: “Bleeker decided he didn’t want to see the baby. Neither did I, really. He didn’t feel like ours. I think he was always hers.”
May 23 — The Dark Knight: “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars.”
May 24 — Little Miss Sunshine: “I believe we’d be doing a grave disservice to his memory if we were to just give up now.”
May 25 — A Clockwork Orange: “You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your arse.”
May 26 — Terms of Endearment: “And maybe you’re gonna feel badly, because you never told me. But don’t — I know that you love me.”
May 27 — The Place Beyond the Pines: “Don’t fuck with me. Do the right thing and tell me what happened.”
May 28 — Hospital: “I mean, where do you train your nurses, Mrs. Christie? Dachau?”
May 29 — A Perfect World: “I try hard but, ya’ know, since his mama died…”
May 30 — The Unbearable Lightness of Being: “Take off your clothes.”
May 31 — Little Miss Sunshine: “Does anyone want my ice cream?”
June 1 — Double Indemnity: “Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.”
June 2 — The Postman Always Rings Twice: “I gotta have ya’, Frank. Just us. If it was just you and me.”
June 3 — Rear Window: “I’ll trade you… My feminine intuition for a bed for the night.”
June 4 — Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith: “You have great wisdom, Anakin. Know the power of the dark side.”
June 5 — Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: “It’s all right, Harry, it’s all right. He’s home. You both are.”
June 6 — Megamind: “We won! We won! We won! Ah! Get back you savages!”
June 7 — Patton: “Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!”
June 8 — She-Devil: “Poor Bob! I almost felt sorry for him! Almost!”
June 9 — Dead Poets Society: “O Captain, my Captain.”
June 10 — Bull Durham: “I was reading in bed when Crash hit his 247th home run. I knew the moment it happened…”
June 11 — The Shawshank Redemption: “In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison.”
June 12 — The Sum of All Fears: “The bomb is in play!”
June 13 — Scream: “Because I want to know who I’m looking at.”
June 14 — All the President’s Men: “But you don’t have to say a thing — I’ll count to ten — if the story’s wrong, hang up before I get there.”
June 15 — Adaptation.: “I’m trying to make a dial tone. You have to sustain and I’ll join you, and together… I can’t do it by myself.”
June 16 — The Matrix: “I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid… you’re afraid of us.”
June 17 — Pillow Talk: “I get a nice, warm feeling being near you, ma’am. It’s like being round a pot-bellied stove on a frosty morning.”
June 18 — The Silence of the Lambs: “Well, Clarice, have the lambs stop screaming?”
June 19 — The Shining: “Hello. Anybody here?”
June 20 — Serenity: “I am a leaf on the wind…”
June 21 — Burn After Reading: “Born free, as free as the wind blows…”
June 22 — Pulp Fiction: “I just accidentally shot Marvin in the throat!”
June 23 — Children of Men: “She’s bleeding everywhere!”
June 24 — L.A. Confidential: “Rollo Tomasi.”
June 25 — Drag Me to Hell: “Help me! Help me, please!”
June 26 — Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance): “It’s a beautiful day. Forget about the Times… everyone else has.”
June 27 — Raising Arizona: “That night I had a dream. I dreamt I was as light as the ether- a floating spirit visiting things to come…”
June 28 — Apocalypse Now: “Saigon… shit. I’m still only in Saigon. Every time I think I’m gonna wake up back in the jungle.”
June 29 — Sunset Blvd.: “This is Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, California. It’s about five o’clock in the morning. That’s the Homicide Squad.”
June 30 — Memento: “I’m not a killer. I’m just someone who wanted to make things right. Can’t I just let myself forget what you’ve told me?”
July 1 — The Royal Tennabaums: “Among the few possessions he left to his heirs was a set of Encyclopedia Britannica in storage…”
July 2 — To Kill a Mockingbird: “Neighbors bring food with death, and flowers with sickness, and little things in between. Boo was our neighbor.”
July 3 — Saving Private Ryan: “Earn this.”
July 4 — Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: “The needs of the many outweigh…”
July 5 —Inside Out: “Go save Riley! Take her to the moon for me.”
July 6 — Armageddon: “You go take care of my little girl now. That’s your job.”
July 7 — The Iron Giant: “Superman.”
July 8 — The Bridge on the River Kwai: “What have I done?”
July 9 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “You can’t win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can imagine.”
July 10 — The Godfather: “Michael Francis Rizzi, do you renounce Satan? And all his works? And all his pomps?”
July 11 — A League of Their Own: “That’s the second time he’s dropped the Bible since she’s been in there.”
July 12 — We’re No Angels: “The word you’re looking for is praying, I believe.”
July 13 — The Princess Bride: “Strange wedding.”
July 14 — Four Weddings and a Funeral: “With this ring, I thee wed.”
July 15 — Before Sunrise: “Even though I reject most of the religious thing, I can’t help but feeling for all those people that come here lost…”
July 16 — The Keys of the Kingdom: “To be brief, the bishop and I both have the feeling that your long and faithful years should now be recompensed.”
July 17 — The Martian: “Mark Watney: Space Pirate.”
July 18 — Ex Machina: “I know what the Turing Test is. It’s when a human interacts with a computer and if the human doesn’t know…”
July 19 — Back to the Future: “Now, if my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles an hour, you’re going to see some serious shit!”
July 20 — Interstellar: “Of all these anomalies, the most significant is this: out near Saturn, a disturbance of space-time.”
July 21 — Close Encounters of the Third Kind: “It seems they’re trying to teach us a basic tonal vocabulary.”
July 22 — Arrival: “ If you learn it, when you really learn it, you begin to perceive time the way that they do. So you can see what’s to come.”
July 23 — Alien: “I can’t lie to you about your chances, but… you have my sympathies.”
July 24 — Good Night, and Good Luck: “We’re gonna go with the story… because the terror is right here in this room.”
July 25 — The Truman Show: “ I am the Creator — of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions.”
July 26 — Nightcrawler: “…think of our newscast as a screaming woman running down the street with her throat cut.”
July 27 — Magnolia: “I don’t know the answer.”
July 28 — Groundhog Day: “Tomorrow is Groundhog Day, and I’m going out to Punxsutawney for our country’s oldest groundhog festival.”
July 29 — Quiz Show: “It’s television, Dad. It’s… it’s just… just television…”
July 30 — Soapdish: “It seems that Angelique has a rare case of brake fluid.”
July 31 — A Coffee in Berlin: “Which coffee tastes most like a regular coffee?”
August 1 — Lethal Weapon 2: “They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru!”
August 2 — Taxi Driver: “It’s a real monster. It’ll stop a car at a hundred yards. Put a round right through the engine block.”
August 3 — Falling Down: “You think I’ m a thief? No, you see, I’ m not the thief.”
August 4 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “Fast ship? You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon?”
August 5 — Love Actually: “Almost finished? Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons?”
August 6— Pretty Woman: “I can do anything I want to baby, I ain’t lost.”
August 7 — The Graduate: “Plastics.”
August 8 — Kung Fu Panda 2: “Noodles.”
August 9— The Princess Bride: “Inconceivable.”
August 10 — Monsters, Inc.: “Boo!”
August 11 — Beetlejuice: “Beetlejuice!”
August 12 — The Shining: “Redrum.”
August 13 — Animal House: “Toga!”
August 14 — Dark Water: “There’s a wet spot on my ceiling, and water is dripping down from it.”
August 15 — Meet the Parents: “Oh my God!”
August 16 — The Usual Suspects: “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.”
August 17 — Oz the Great and Powerful: “Magic in a bottle.”
August 18 — Wreck-it Ralph: “You know what’s gonna happen when the players see you glitching? They’re going to think the game’s broken.”
August 19 — Divergent: “You’re right. I’m not. I’m Divergent.”
August 20 — Doc Hollywood: “You want me to stop now? I can put it in some boxes, ship it out to Hollywood for you no skin off my nose.”
August 21 — The Silence of the Lambs: “Believe me, you don’t want Hannibal Lecter inside your head.”
August 22 — Deadpool: “Seltzer water and lemon for blood. Or wear red.”
August 23 — Little Big Man: “You go down there, General, if you’ve got the nerve.”
August 24 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “No! Try not. Do… or do not. There is no try.”
August 25 — Life of Brian: “Always look on the bright side of life.”
August 26 — Little Miss Sunshine: “There are two kinds of people in this world — winners and losers.”
August 27 — How to Make an American Quilt: “I never liked full moons. They give people an excuse to do foolish things.”
August 28 — E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial: “You must be dead, because I don’t know how to feel. I can’t feel anything anymore.”
August 29 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “God, I’m not a praying man, but if you’re up there and you can hear me, show me the way. I’m at the end of my rope.”
August 30 — The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King: “The halfling was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host.”
August 31 — Bridesmaids: “I can’t get off the couch. I got fired from my job, I got kicked out of my apartment, I can’t pay any of my bills…”
September 1 — Whiplash: “You think I’m fucking stupid? I know it was you.”
September 2 — Gravity: “I know, we’re all gonna die. Everybody knows that. But I’m going to die today.”
September 3 — The Social Network: “You better lawyer up asshole, because I’m not coming back for 30%, I’m coming back for EVERYTHING.”
September 4 — (500) Days of Summer: “Tom, don’t go! You’re still my best friend!”
September 5 — Mrs. Doubtfire: “We’ve just grown apart. We’re different. We have nothing in common.”
September 6 — Jerry Maguire: “Let’s just call this road trip what it really is. A nice long break.”
September 7 — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: “By morning, you’ll be gone. The perfect ending to this piece-of-shit story!”
September 8 — High Fidelity: “My desert island, all-time, top-five most memorable breakups, in chronological order, are as follows…”
September 9 — Annie Hall: “A relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.”
September 10 — Casablanca: “Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of.”
September 11 — The Sound of Music: “Whistles are for dogs and cats and other animals, but not for children and definitely not for me.”
September 12 — Kolya: “Give him a bath and put him to bed.”
September 13 — Uncle Buck: “What’s your record for consecutive questions asked?”
September 14 — Adventures in Babysitting: “I got enough watching these guys. I’ve got the babysitting blues.”
September 15 — Bringing Up Baby: “I’ve got my head, I’ve lost my leopard!”
September 16 — The Incredibles: “I’ve got baby-sitting wired. I’ve taken courses, learned CPR, excellent marks and certificates.”
September 17 — Kindergarten Cop: “I really appreciate your honesty. You happen to know someone that’s not better than me?”
September 18 — Lost in Translation: “But the good news is, the whiskey works.”
September 19 — The Fighter: “What is ‘head body head body’”?
September 20 — The Apartment: “Uh… Rum Collins and another one of these little mothers.”
September 21 — Goldfinger: “Shaken, not stirred.”
September 22 — Good Will Hunting: “So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there’d be equations and shit on the wall.”
September 23 — Man Up: “Hey, you want some more tequila?”
September 24 — A Clockwork Orange: “There was me, Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar…”
September 25 — It Happened One Night: “Excuse me, lady, but that upon which you sit is mine.”
September 26 — Snakes on a Plane: “Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!”
September 27 — Easy Rider: “Have you gotta helmet?”
September 28 — Wristcutters: A Love Story: “Are you joking? Do you guys like it here? Who the hell likes being stuck in a place where you can’t even smile?”
September 29 — After Hours: “I could go to a party, get drunk, talk to someone… who knows?”
September 30 — Collateral: “I don’t think I’m gonna be wrong, but if I am, the ride is free.”
October 1 — Toy Story: “This isn’t flying, this is falling with style!”
October 2 — Casino Royale: “Well, you’ve taken good care of your body. Such a waste.”
October 3 — I, Robot: “Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a… canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?”
October 4 — Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: “You want rights now. You want freedoms. Right now. Is it time? Is it freedom o’clock?”
October 5 — Brazil: “Don’t fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.”
October 6 — There’s Something About Mary: “You son of a bitch! You’re gonna fry!”
October 7 — Basic Instinct: “Exactly what did you have in mind, Mr. Correli?”
October 8 — The Dark Knight: “Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.”
October 9 — The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: “I’m back.”
October 10 — Coming Home: “I wanted to be a war hero, man, I wanted to go out and kill for my country.”
October 11 — The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home.”
October 12 — Baby Driver: “Sorry, couldn’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.”
October 13 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.”
October 14 — The Hunger Games: “So what happens when we get back?”
October 15 — Inception: “Welcome home, Mr. Cobb.”
October 16 — Nightmare Code: “I am the code.”
October 17 — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?”
October 18 — The Matrix: “Wake up, Neo. The Matrix has you. Follow the white rabbit.”
October 19 — Electric Dreams: “I finally found out what love is.”
October 20 — Computer Chess: “And to try and compute all those games might take even longer than humanity would be around to do so.”
October 21 — Who Am I: “The main vulnerability isn’t in applications or servers. Man is the main security flaw.”
October 22 — 2001: A Space Odyssey: “Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.”
October 23 — Spellbound: “Women make the best psychoanalysts until they fall in love. After that they make the best patients.”
October 24 — The Perks of Being a Wallflower: “There is so much pain, and I don’t know how to not notice it.”
October 25 — The Prince of Tides: “I’m sick of my sister’s attraction to razor blades — and I’m sick of shrinks who can’t do a fucking thing to help her.”
October 26 — Girl, Interrupted: “On the contrary, Susanna. Ambivalence suggests strong feelings… in opposition.”
October 27 — Three Faces of Eve: “I didn’t have no headache. She had one. I didn’t.”
October 28 — Bad Moms: “I like your spaghetti. And you make pretty good calzone. Was that three?”
October 29 — Donnie Darko: “Donnie. An atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God. You’re an agnostic.”
October 30 — Juno: “I have a son.”
October 31 — The Hospital: “We cure nothing! We heal, nothing! The whole goddamn wretched world, strangulating in front of our eyes.”
November 1 — The Place Beyond the Pines: “Don’t fuck with me. Do the right thing. Tell me what the fuck happened.”
November 2 — The Godfather: “You know my father? Men are coming here to kill him, now help me, please.”
November 3 — A Clockwork Orange: “Uh, no time for the ol’ in-out, love. I’ve just come to read the meter!”
November 4 — The Descendants: “You were going to ask me for a divorce so you could be with some fucking fuckhead Brian Speer? You kidding me?”
November 5 — Kill Bill: Vol. 1: “Hey, buddy, have yourself a good time?”
November 6 — Space Cowboys: “First one to pass out buys the beer tonight.”
November 7 — Silver Linings Playbook: “No walk, no letter. Walk to me like I’m Nikki. Do it, come on, I’m Nikki.”
November 8 — Trading Places: “Pay up, Mortimer. I’ve won the bet.”
November 9 — Bridesmaids: “Khob-kun-Ka, khob-kun-Ka. And that’s it for tonight! Thank you for coming!”
November 10 — Searching for Bobby Fischer: “Take the draw.”
November 11 — The Lord of the Rings: The Twin Towers: “He was twitching because he’s got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!”
November 12 — Pitch Perfect: “You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.”
November 13 — Toy Story: “Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up, we’re going home.”
November 14 — The Sting: “You’re right, Henry. It’s not enough.”
November 15 — Inside Out: “I just wanted Riley to be happy…”
November 16 — The Graduate: “Hey, there’s the award-winning scholar!”
November 17 — Monsters, Inc.: “Put that thing back where it came from, so help me, so help me, so help me, goodbye.”
November 18 — Parenthood: “Woooo-hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeaaaah!”
November 19 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!”
November 20 — Dazed and Confused: “And there you guys were in class, trying to list all the Gilligan’s Island episodes without even a hint of irony.”
November 21 — The Paper Chase: “Speak louder, Mr. Hart! Fill the room with your intelligence!”
November 22 — Fast Times at Ridgemont High: “You dick!”
November 23 — Children of Heaven: “Fereshteh couldn’t jump well because of her shoes. One of the most important things is sneakers.”
November 24 — Clueless: “And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians.”
November 25 — Half Nelson: “Just… I felt like being alone.”
November 26 — The Chorus: “No harm in trying. Go ahead. Come on. I’m listening.”
November 27 — Top Gun: “The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.”
November 28 — Con Air: “Put the bunny back in the box.”
November 29 — The Spirit of St. Louis: “Which way to Ireland?”
November 30 — Memphis Belle: “Sir! It’s Tomato Soup!”
December 1 — Sully: “Pull up! Pull up! Pull up! Pull up!”
December 2 — Say Anything: “Where’s the ding?”
December 3 — Goldfinger: “It’s very dangerous to fire guns in planes. I even had to warn Pussy about it.”
December 4 — M*A*S*H: “And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way.”
December 5 — Pulp Fiction: “No, you don’t gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once.”
December 6 — Coma: “These great hospital complexes are the cathedrals of our age. Billions of dollars, thousands of beds.”
December 7 — Flatliners: “When my body temperature hits 86 degrees, you’re going to hit me with 200 Joules. The electric current will stop my heart.”
December 8 — Wit: “Life, death, soul, God, past present. Not insuperable barriers. Not semi-colons. Just a comma.”
December 9 — Passengers: “I’m sorry. The patient is dead.”
December 10 — Meet the Parents: “You’ve got a real gentle touch there, Doctor. She won’t be able to say no.”
December 11 — To Kill a Mockingbird: “I got somethin’ to say. And then I ain’t gonna say no more. He took advantage of me.”
December 12 — Liar Liar: “Okay, the pen is red… the pen is red. The color of this pen is ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh…”
December 13 — The Invention of Lying: “Eight hundred dollars.”
December 14 — Fletch: “Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.”
December 15 — Overboard: “I am your husband. My name is Dean Proffitt. We’ve been married for thirteen years.”
December 16 — Whiplash: “Yeah, I did hear that. Did you quit?”
December 17 — Up: “Have you ever heard of a snipe?”
December 18 — Little Fockers: “This is your own personal yarmulke.”
December 19 — The Nightmare Before Christmas: “What’s this? What’s this? There’s color everywhere! What’s this? There’s white things in the air!”
December 20 — The Ref: “I hate guys like you, you know, with your Jeep Grand Cherokee’s and your Nicaraguan maids and your ping-zing golf clubs.”
December 21 — The Night Before: “A lot of people need me on Christmas, you know. It’s a tough holiday.”
December 22 — Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: “Your father left this in my possession before he died. It’s time it was returned to you. Use it well.”
December 23 — Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: “It’s hard to believe it was just last Christmas that Harmony and I changed the world. And we didn’t mean to…”
December 24 — The Bishop’s Wife: “onight I want to tell you the story of an empty stocking. Once upon a midnight clear, there was a child’s cry…”
December 25 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “To my big brother, George. The richest man in town.”
December 26 — New Year’s Eve: “Final resolution. Midnight kiss, New Year’s Eve. Boom! Check it off!”
December 27 — Assault on Precinct 13: “In the meantime, I got this plan. It’s called ‘Save Ass’. And the way it works is this — I slip outta one of these…”
December 28 — Ocean’s 11: “Oh, pardon me. Wrong girl.”
December 29–-200 Cigarettes: “Everybody’s having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It’s New Year’s Eve.”
December 30 — The Poseidon Adventure: “Ahhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!”
December 31 — Four Rooms: “‘“A hatchet as sharp as the Devil himself’ is what I asked for.”