Daily Dialogue 2013

All of the Daily Dialogue posts from 2013.

January 1 — Shane: “I’ve heard that you’re a low-down Yankee liar.”

January 2 — Irma La Douce: “Hey, you dropped something.”

January 3 — Dirty Work: “Bite him! Bite him in the nose!”

January 4 — Star Trek: “You know how to count farm boy? There’s five of us… and one of you.”

January 5 — Mean Streets: “You can’t call me a mook!”

January 6–48 Hrs.: “There’s a new sheriff in town. And his name is Reggie Hammond.”

January 7 — Key largo: “You’re not big enough to do this to Rocco. I’ll kill you!”

January 8 — The Town: “Fergie, remember who clipped your nuts for you.”

January 9 — The Godfather: “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

January 10 — Carlito’s Way: “Hey, remember me, Benny Blanco from the Bronx?”

January 11 — Goodfellas: “‘You’re gonna like this guy, he’s alright. He’s a good fella. He’s one of us.’”

January 12 — The Untouchables: “I get nowhere unless the team wins.”

January 13 — Scarface: “You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!”

January 14 — Sideways: “I’m nothing without her. Please, Miles, please… uuuuu… uuuuuu….”

January 15 — The Ref: “You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house?”

January 16 — Weekend at Bernie’s: “It’s not bad enough that he’s trying to kill me. Now he’s trying…”

January 17 — Swimming With Sharks: “You thought. Do me a fucking favor. Shut up, listen, and learn.”

January 18 — Planes, Trains & Automobiles: “I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”

January 19 — Before Sunset: “I wanna kill them! Why didn’t they ask me to marry them?”

January 20 — Citizen Kane: [No dialogue Kane destroys bedroom scene].

January 21 — Apollo 13: “Dad… did you know the astronauts in the fire?”

January 22 — Uncle Buck: “Where do you live? You have a house? Own or rent? What do you do for…”

January 23 — Knocked Up: “You’re not married. Aren’t you supposed to be married to have a baby?”

January 24 — Little Miss Sunshine: “Do you think there’s a Heaven?”

January 25 — The Family Man: “Where’s my real dad?”

January 26 — Happiness: “What does come mean?”

January 27 — Oliver!: “Please, Sir… I want some… more?”

January 28 — Adaptation: “it’s not only about flowers, right? You have the crazy plant nut guy, right?”

January 29 — Tootsie: “No one wants to pay $20 to watch people living next to chemical wastes!”

January 30 — Catch Me If You Can: “Frank, look. Nobody’s chasing you.”

January 31 — The Matrix: “One of these lives has a future. One of them does not.”

February 1 — The Dark Knight: “I’m an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!”

February 2 — American Beauty: “Shut up. Stop it. You… Weak!”

February 3 — Point Break: “Bodhi, this is your fucking wake-up call man. I am an F-B-I-Agent!”

February 4 — Wild Orchid: “You set people up to disappoint you… and they always do, don’t they?”

February 5 — The Fugitive: “So, financially, you’re not going to be hurting after this, are you?”

February 6 — The Trial: “You’re not going nowhere. You’re under arrest.”

February 7 — Atonement: “Yes. I saw him, I saw him with my own eyes.”

February 8 — The Shawshank Redemption: “You think he’d just fall to his knees and cry: ‘Yes, I did it…’”

February 9 — North by Northwest: “Now you listen to me, I’m an advertising man, not a red herring.”

February 10 — The Crucible: “Satan may reach anyone, sir.”

February 11 — My Big Fat Greek Wedding: “We all different, but in the end, we all fruit.”

February 12–28 Days: “Is Andrew the very best man for me on this Earth. No! And I mean no!”

February 13 — About Schmidt: “I didn’t get much sleep last night so, forgive me if I am a little foggy.”

February 14 — Rachel Getting Married: “I’m Shiva the destroyer and your harbinger of doom for the…”

February 15 — Step Brothers: “This is a commitment to idiocy. Have a great rest of the day.”

February 16 — My Best Friend’s Wedding: “Luckily, I woke up and I see that the world is just as it…”

February 17 — Old School: “Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early…”

February 18 — The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: “It’s a great joke played on us by the Lord, or fate…”

February 19 — The Town: “Fergie, remember who clipped your nuts for you.”

February 20 — Confessions of a Dangerous Mind: “The winner is the one who doesn’t blow his brains…”

February 21 — The Sting: “You were right, Henry. It’s not enough… but it’s close.”

February 22 — Amadeus: “Mediocrities everywhere, I absolve you! I absolve you! I absolve you!”

February 23 — Jaws: “Smile, you son of a bitch!”

February 24 — The Prestige: “You really don’t know? It was… it was the look on their faces.”

February 25–50/50: “Aren’t you supposed to be like sixty-five and wear earth-toned sweaters?”

February 26 — Moonrise Kingdom: “What kind of bird are you?”

February 27 — Manhattan: “It was perfectly integrated and had a marvelous kind of negative capability.”

February 28 — Forrest Gump: “From that day on, we was always together. Jenny and me was like…”

March 1 — Wall-E: [Makes a NOISE].

March 2 — Annie Hall: “God, Annie. Well… oh well! La di-da! La di-da, la la.”

March 3 — Boy Meets Girl: “Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl.”

March 4 — High Fidelity: “My desert island, all-time, top-five most memorable breakups…”

March 5 — Bananas: “There’s just something missing for me and I don’t know what.”

March 6 — You’ve Got Mail: “No. But… there is the dream of someone else.”

March 7 — The Perks of Being a Wallflower: “I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips.”

March 8 — Gone With the Wind: “Frankly, Scarlett, I don’t give a damn.”

March 9 — The Break-Up: “I really do not deserve this. I deserve someone who gives a shit.”

March 10 — (500) Days of Summer: “Tom, don’t go! You’re still my best friend!”

March 11 — Shrek: “Keep your feet off the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your… feet.”

March 12 — Gigi: “Thank heaven, for little girls. For little girls grow bigger every day.”

March 13 — The Lady Eve: “And the night will be heavy with perfume. And I’ll hear a step behind me…”

March 14 — Mary Poppins:”You’d never think of pressing your advantage. Forbearance is the…”

March 15 — Lolita: “I don’t think that at all. I think you’re really normal.”

March 16 — Moonraker: “I think he’s attempting re-entry, sir.”

March 17 — And Now For Something Completely Different: “Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge…”

March 18 — The Last Detail: “He don’t stand a chance in Portsmouth, you know.”

March 19 — Withnail & I: “Get in the back of the van!”

March 20 — The Matrix: “As you can see, we’ve had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Anderson.”

March 21 — Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: “The deveganizing ray! Hit him.”

March 22 — Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: “Just doing my civic duty.”

March 23 — The Next Three Days: “Lara Brennan, you are under arrest for the murder of Elizabeth…”

March 24 — The French Connection: “I’m going to nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie!”

March 25 — Dances With Wolves: “I think this fool is probably lost.”

March 26 — The Intouchables: “After your classics, let’s listen to mine. Earth, Wind & Fire. It’s a killer.”

March 27 — The Blues Brothers: “Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.”

March 28 — Borat: “There is a woman! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?”

March 29 — Crash: “I lose everything! You give me truck! You give me home! You give me everything!”

March 30 — Bananas: “I am Mr. Hernandez, the official interpreter!”

March 31 — Do the Right Thing: “Yo, Sal, we’re gonna boycott your fat pasta ass.”

April 1 — The Crazies: “Oh.”

April 2 — The Unbearable Lightness of Being: “I’m thinking about how happy I am.”

April 3 — Repo Man: “That’s bullshit. You’re a white suburban punk just like me.”

April 4 — Cool Hand Luke: “What we got here is a failure to communicate.”

April 5 — Sleeper: “Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But at least after death…”

April 6 — Kill Bill: Vol. 2: “Budd, I’d like you to meet my friend, The Black Mamba.”

April 7–2001: A Space Odyssey: “I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it…”

April 8 — The Long Kiss Goodnight: “Yeah. What’s the weather like on your planet?”

April 9 — Terminator 2: Judgment Day: “Hasta la vista, baby.”

April 10 — Action Jackson: “Barbeque, huh? How do you like your ribs?”

April 11 — Foxy Brown: “And I’ve got my black belt in barstools!”

April 12 — Sudden Impact: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

April 13 — Hard to Kill: “I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!”

April 14 — Cobra: “You’re the disease, and I’m the cure.”

April 15 — True Romance: “In ‘Jailhouse Rock,’ he’s everything rockabilly’s about.”

April 16 — Kill Bill: Vol. 2: “As you know, l’m quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about…”

April 17 — Fanboys: “Name me one Star Wars character who’s gay.”

April 18 — Donnie Darko: “First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did.”

April 19 — (500) Days of Summer: “Nobody loves Ringo Starr.”

April 20 — Clerks.: “You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks.”

April 21 — High Fidelity: “A sly declaration of new classic status slipped into a list of old safe ones.”

April 22 — American Psycho: “Evelyn, I’m sorryY. ou’re just not terribly important to me.”

April 23 — Bridesmaids: “What woman gives another woman a trip to Paris? Am I right? Lesbian!”

April 24 — Arthur: “Not in front of all these people, dear. They might think you’re an animal.”

April 25 — The Dark Knight: “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight’s entertainment.”

April 26 — …And Justice For All: “You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order!”

April 27 — The Graduate: “Elaine! Elaine!”

April 28 — When Harry Met Sally: “Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes…Oh…Oh… Oh… Oh God Oh… Oh… Huh…”

April 29 — Fight Club: “Little by little, you’re just letting yourself become… Tyler Durden.”

April 30 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “No. I am your father.”

May 1 — Toy Story 3: “Family man, eh? I understand. Put him back in the ‘Time Out’ Chair.”

May 2 — Mrs. Doubtfire: “Mrs. Doubtfire! He’s a she! She’s a he! He’s a she-she.”

May 3 — Murder By Death: “You’ve tricked and fooled your readers for years. You’ve tortured us all…”

May 4 — Some Like It Hot: “But you don’t understand! I’m a MAN!”

May 5 — Alien: “I can’t lie to you about your chances, but… you have my sympathies.”

May 6 — The Princess Bride: “…so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.”

May 7 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “I fart in your general direction.”

May 8 — Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back: “You stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking…”

May 9 — Body Heat: “You’re not too smart, are you?”

May 10 — The Witches of Eastwick: “You’re not even interesting enough to make me sick.”

May 11 — As Good As It Gets: “I think of a man and take away reason and accountability.”

May 12 — Roxanne: “Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair?”

May 13 — Little Big Man: “My name is Jack Crabb. And I am the sole white survivor of the Battle of…”

May 14 — The Fisher King: “It begins with the king as a boy, having to spend the night alone in the…”

May 15 — Rumble Fish: “You ain’t gonna be like that, man. He’s a prince.”

May 16 — Three O’Clock High: “I’m telling you, this new guy is supposed to be a total psycho.”

May 17 — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1: “There were once three brothers…”

May 18 — Jaws: “Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief.”

May 19 — Stand By Me: “It’s about this pie-eating contest…”

May 20 — The Wedding Singer: “Oh, all I wanna do is grow old with you.”

May 21 — Dan in Real Life: “Ruthie Pigface Draper, Ruthie Pigface Draper.”

May 22 — Il Postino: “He said my smile spreads across my face like a butterfly.”

May 23 — That Thing You Do: “I… I quit… I quit… I quit… I quit, Mr. White.”

May 24 — Reality Bites: “I’m nuthin’. I ain’t left, I ain’t right. I feel so alone. Before I was born, I was…”

May 25 — Blazing Saddles: “Some get a kick from coca-yeai-yeaiiiinnnneee…”

May 26 — Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: “Ramona. Ramona. On my mind. Ramona.”

May 27 — Little Big Man: “She wasn’t called Digging Bear for nothing, I can tell ya’ that.”

May 28 — This is 40: “My hard-ons are still in analog. This shit’s digital.”

May 29 — The Tall Guy: “Ideal circumstances for Scrabble.”

May 30 — Midnight Cowboy: “It even makes blacks brighter… Bring your knees up… Ho-ho-ho!”

May 31 — Forrest Gump: “I do love you, Forrest.”

June 1 — Young Frankenstein: “Seven or eight quick ones, then you’re out with the boys to boast…”

June 2 — Blue Velvet: “Baby wants to fuck.”

June 3 — My Fellow Americans: “You could spit in a Petri dish and start a whole new civilization.”

June 4 — One, Two, Three: “Can I help it if she caught the German measles?”

June 5 — The Philadelphia Story: “You’ve got all the arrogance of your class, haven’t you?”

June 6 — Arsenic and Old Lace: “Well, not at tea. That wouldn’t have been very nice.”

June 7 — The Bacehor and the Bobby-Soxer: “Hey, you remind me of a man.”

June 8 — Duck Soup: “I suggest we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.”

June 9 — Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: “Don’t look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.”

June 10 — Glory: “Come on!”

June 11 — The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King: “Frodo…”

June 12 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “Mary, it’s George! Don’t you know me? What’s happened to us?”

June 13 — Of Mice and Men: “George, tell me about the rabbits.”

June 14–3:10 to Yuma: “…your old man walked Ben Wade to that station, when nobody else would.”

June 15 — Moonrise Kingdom: “Come and get me, you bastards!”

June 16 — Wreck-It Ralph: “You really are a bad guy.”

June 17 — Hannibal: “How does that word taste to you, Clarice? Hmm? Cheap and metallic, like…”

June 18 — When Harry Met Sally: “I’ll have what she’s having.”

June 19 — The Lost Boys: “Don’t Michael. You don’t have to. It’s blood!”

June 20 — Annie Hall: “Yeah, no food. You know, we have to atone for our sins.”

June 21 — Jaws: “Martin hates boats. Martin hates water.”

June 22 — The Matrix: “It’s a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and…”

June 23 — The Apartment: “It’s a must — gracious-livingwise.”

June 24 — Inside Man: “ I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself.”

June 25 — Election: “Wait — are you accusing me? You’re not serious.”

June 26 — Marathon Man: “Is it safe?”

June 27 — Blade Runner: “You have a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection, plus the killing…”

June 28 — A Touch of Evil: “Lawyer? I’m no lawyer. All a lawyer cares about is the law.”

June 29 — True Romance: “I’m the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell…”

June 30 — There’s Something About Mary: “Ted, this wasn’t your first time, was it?”

July 1 — Misery: “It’s the swearing, Paul. It has no nobility.”

July 2 — Get Shorty: “Fuck you, fuckball.”

July 3 — The King’s Speech: “Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, fuck, fuck, arse!”

July 4 — Born on the 4th of July: “And I am a fucking dummy.”

July 5 — Withnail & I: “It’s all your fault, you’ve even given him the fucking gun.”

July 6 — My Cousin Vinny: “I think you should be down on your fuckin’ knees.”

July 7 — Full Metal Jacket: “You little piece of shit, you look like a fucking worm.”

July 8 — Miller’s Crossing: “I’m praying to you! Look in your heart.”

July 9 — A Fish Called Wanda: “Okay, I’m-sorry-I-ate-your-fish, okay? I’m-sorry!”

July 10 — The Princess Bride: “Offer me everything I ask for.”

July 11 — The Blues Brothers: “Please, please don’t kill us. You know I love you, baby.”

July 12 — Training Day: “I got a little girl…”

July 13 — Kill Bill: Vol. 1: “Be that as it may, I know I do not deserve mercy or forgiveness. However…”

July 14 — The Dark Knight: “You’re right, Harvey. Rachel’s death was my fault. But punish me–.”

July 15 — Let the Right One In: “Please Oskar… Be me, for a little while.”

July 16 — The Shining: “You have always been the caretaker, I should know, sir. I’ve always been here.”

July 17 — Shadow of the Vampire: “The loneliest part of the book comes… when the man accidentally…”

July 18 — The Thing: “So you’re the only one who made it.”

July 19 — Misery: “Do you know what they did to the native workers who stole diamonds?”

July 20 — The Blair Witch Project: “I hear you! Josh! I’m going downstairs!”

July 21 — Black Christmas: “Please stop me. Oh, God, help me. Filthy Billy, I know what you did nasty…”

July 22 — Mommie Dearest: “Wire hangers, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed…”

July 23 — Se7en: “It’s always impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions.”

July 24 — Raging Bull: “You fucked my wife!”

July 25 — Bridesmaids: “I never got a chance to try that fucking cookie!”

July 26 — Back to School: “Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!”

July 27 — Christmas Vacation: “Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?”

July 28 — The Paper: “Really? Well, guess fucking what? I don’t really fucking care.”

July 29 — Four Weddings and a Funeral: “Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings.”

July 30 — Death at a Funeral: “All I wanted to do today was to give him a dignified send-off.”

July 31 — Mississippi Burning: “But if you look at the blood shed, it is red! It is like yours!”

August 1 — Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: “Farewell, Aragog, king of arachnids.”

August 2 — My Girl: “Put on his glasses! He was gonna be an acrobat.”

August 3 — Out Of Africa: “He brought us joy, we loved him well. He was not ours. He was not mine.”

August 4 — Being There: “No matter what our facade, we are all children.”

August 5 — Dune: “I’ve got to grab it — the suspensor field will make it slippery on the bottom.”

August 6 — Die Hard: “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”

August 7 — The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: “Leave now and never come back.”

August 8–25th Hour: “You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!”

August 9 — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over.”

August 10 — Cast Away: “Look what I have created! I have made fire!”

August 11 — Back to the Future: “He’s a peeping tom.”

August 12 — Finding Nemo: “Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like ‘whoa’, and we were…”

August 13 — Toy Story: “We toys can see EVERYTHING! So play nice!”

August 14 — Ratatouille: “Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from…”

August 15 — Cars: “This grumpy old race car I know once told me somethin’. It’s just an empty cup.”

August 16 — The Incredibles: “No capes!”

August 17 — Toy Story 2: “When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful…”

August 18 — Toy Story 3: “You gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They mean a lot to me.”

August 19 — Vera Drake: “Look at the state of her, she don’t deserve this.”

August 20 — Mud: “You’re a liar! Makin’ two kids run around to do the work ‘coz you’re too scared…”

August 21 — Schindler’s List: “I could have gotten one more person… and I didn’t!”

August 22 — Terms of Endearment: “GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHOT!”

August 23 — Forrest Gump: “He’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. But is he smart or is he, he…”

August 24 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “I’m at the end of the rope. Show me the way, God.”

August 25 — Truly Madly Deeply: “I miss him, I just miss him, I miss him, I miss him, I miss him.”

August 26 — Spartacus: “I’m Spartacus.”

August 27 — The Bourne Supremacy: “I’m not sorry.”

August 28 — The Bridge on the River Kwai: “Madness. Madness.”

August 29 — The Fugitive: “I didn’t kill my wife.” / “I don’t care.”

August 30 — One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: “Juicy fruit.”

August 31 — The Terminator: “I’ll be back.”

September 1 — Ghost Busters: “He slimed me!”

September 2 — Love Actually: “It’s an art gallery, full of dark corners, for doing… dark deeds.”

September 3 — The Graduate: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?”

September 4 — Who Framed Roger Rabbit: “I’d do anything for my husband, Mr. Valiant. Anything.”

September 5 — The Witches of Eastwick: “Time is a killer. Make it happen. Do it, Alex. Do it now.”

September 6 — Mulholland Drive: “You know what I want…it’s not that difficult.”

September 7 — To Have and Have Not: “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put…”

September 8 — Ninotchka: “It’s midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.”

September 9 — Grosse Pointe Blank: “Ten years, man! Ten years!”

September 10 — The Railway Children: “Daddy! My Daddy!”

September 11 — Casablanca: “I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.”

September 12 — Gladiator: “You are home.”

September 13 — The Big Chill: “That’s probably why he killed himself.”

September 14 — His Girl Friday: “Mama doesn’t dream about you any more, Walter. You wouldn’t…”

September 15 — Groundhog Day: “Don’t say you don’t remember me, ’cause I sure as heck fire…”

September 16 — As Good As It Gets: “I want your life for a minute where my big problem is…”

September 17 — The Shawshank Redemption: “Red, if you ever get out of here, do me a favor…”

September 18 — Lars and the Real Girl: “We were just hoping if we came to you, you could help.”

September 19 — Million Dollar Baby: “I can’t be like this, Frankie. Not after what I’ve done.”

September 20 — Gone With The Wind: “Look after my little son. I gave him to you once before…”

September 21 — The Shining: “Just give me one more chance to prove it, Mr. Grady. That’s all l ask.”

September 22 — The Godfather: “What do you want of me? Tell me anything. But do what I beg you…”

September 23 — Einstein and Eddington: “And that is how gravity works. Space tells objects how to…”

September 24 — Good Will Hunting: “Whoever you are, you’ve solved four of the most difficult…”

September 25 — Jurassic Park: “If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it’s that…”

September 26 — A Beautiful Mind: “The best outcome comes from everyone trying to do what’s…”

September 27 — WKRP in Cincinnati: “If I can teach you about the atom in two minutes, will you…”

September 28 — Apollo 13: “I agree with Jerry. We use the moon’s gravity, slingshot them around.”

September 29 — Real Genius: “It’s possible to synthesize excited bromide in an argon matrix.”

September 30 — His Girl Friday: “Oh, now look, junior… that’s what divorces are FOR!”

October 1 — Some Like It Hot: “With those legs? Are you crazy?”

October 2 — Bringing Up Baby: “The point is I have a leopard and the question is what am I going to…”

October 3 — Serenity: “Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent…”

October 4 — Sullivan’s Travels: “But with a little sex in it.”

October 5 — You Can’t Take It With You: “…every time I think how lucky I am, I feel like screaming.”

October 6 — Charade: “Oh, I’m not through protesting yet.”

October 7 — The Departed: “We have to take care of each other. You understand?”

October 8 — The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford: “Ain’t that picture look…”

October 9 — Munich: “La, la. Aiuto, aiuto, please, please…”

October 10 — Confessions of a Dangerous Mind: “We could start over here. A normal person’s life.”

October 11 — The Man Who Knew Too Much: “A man… a statesman… is to be killed… assassinated…”

October 12 — In the Line of Fire: “Are you going to shoot me, Frank?”

October 13 — The Day of the Jackal: “The job would have to be done by an outsider. The only…”

October 14 — M: “So you mean to say… you *have* to kill?”

October 15 — Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb: “On no account…”

October 16 — The Night of the Hunter: “Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand…”

October 17 — Blue Velvet: “I’ll send you a love letter… straight from my heart, fucker!”

October 18 — Mommie Dearest: Bring me the axe!”

October 19 — Reservoir Dogs: “It’s amusing, to me, to torture a cop.”

October 20 — Cape Fear: “My mission in that time was to become more than human.”

October 21 — It Happened One Night: “Excuse me, lady. But that upon which you sit is mine.”

October 22 — Notting Hill: “I’m confident that in five minutes, we can have you spic and span.”

October 23 — My Favorite Wife: “I couldn’t take that suite A, because… I’ve been here before.”

October 24 — The Holiday: “Well, this was some meet cute.”

October 25 — Quigley Down Under: “Is everybody in this country as butt ugly as you three?”

October 26 — The Fisher King: “In the name of Lance De Fleur, unhand that errant knight!”

October 27 — How to Marry a Millionaire: “You’re already a very good looking girl, you know.”

October 28 — E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: “Stop that. It’s a fake knife.”

October 29 — The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane: “You know how to survive, don’t you?”

October 30 — The Nightmare Before Christmas: “This is Halloween, Pumpkins scream in the dead…”

October 31 — Halloween: “Was it the boogeyman?”

November 1 — Mean Girls: “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut…”

November 2 — Hocus Pocus: “Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok…”

November 3 — Casper: “I told you I was a good dancer. Can I keep you?”

November 4 — Se7en: “She begged for her life and the life of the baby inside her.”

November 5 — Kill Bill: Vol. 1: “Bill… it’s your bab-”

November 6 — The Crying Game: “What were you doing in the bar if you didn’t know?”

November 7 — The Importance of Being Earnest: “Where did you deposit the handbag?”

November 8 — Down With Love: “I’m not Barbara Novak. There is no Barbara Novak.”

November 9 — Watchmen: “I’m not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I would explain my…”

November 10 — The Shawshank Redemption: “One… big… damn conspiracy! And everyone’s in on it..”

November 11 — Good Will Hunting: “It’s not your fault.”

November 12 — Spellbound: “Why does the color white frighten you? Why do lines frighten you?”

November 13 — The President’s Analyst: “…killing is serious business, yet this little card makes it….”

November 14 — Ordinary People: “I hung on. I stayed with the boat.”

November 15–50/50: “Would you describe what you’re feeling as a kind of numbness?”

November 16 — Analyze This: “You know what I do when I’m mad, Paul? I hit a pillow.”

November 17 — The Sessions: “And are you mad at him? Do you blame him for getting polio? Was it…”

November 18 — Taxi Driver: “Taking me to this place is about as exciting to me as saying, ‘Let’s fuck.’”

November 19 — Circle of Friends: “Have… have you ever gone all the way with a girl?”

November 20 — Life is Beautiful: “You can’t imagine how much I feel like making love to you.”

November 21 — Pulp Fiction: “I don’t think we’re there yet. But don’t feel bad, we just met each other.”

November 22 — Joe Versus the Volcano: “I bribed them to sing a song that would drive us insane…”

November 23 — Burn After Reading: “Listen, full disclosure here, Linda… I’m not wearing a wedding…”

November 24 — Blind Date: “I don’t like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex?”

November 25 — Finding Nemo: “Dad.. I don’t hate you.”

November 26 — V for Vendetta: “Is it meaningless to apologize?”

November 27–8 1/2: “Please forgive me sweet creatures; I didn’t realize, I didn’t know.”

November 28 — Les Misérables: “I order you to forgive yourself.”

November 29 — Forrest Gump: “Forrest, I never thanked you for saving my life.”

November 30 — Reality Bites: “I have this planet of regret sitting on my shoulders. And you have no…”

December 1 — Dead Man Walking: “It was a terrible thing I done, taking your son away from you.”

December 2–2001: A Space Odyssey: “Stop. I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going.”

December 3 — Stand By Me: “TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!”

December 4 — Manhattan: “Six months, are you kidding? Six months you’re gonna go for?”

December 5 — The Shawshank Redemption: “I’m tired of bein’ afraid all the time. I’ve decided not…”

December 6 — Vertigo: “Give me your hand!”

December 7 — V for Vendetta: “Listen to me, Evey. This may be the most important moment of your…”

December 8 — Halloween: “Was that the boogeyman?”

December 9 — The Squid and the Whale: “Maybe you should sleep with her once, see if you like it.”

December 10 — Parenthood: “I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it.”

December 11 — Man of Steel: “You are my son. But somewhere out there you have another father too…”

December 12 — Big Fish: “Havin’ a kid changes everything. There’s burping, the midnight feeding…”

December 13 — Hope Floats: “That’s why they invented family. So hopeless doesn’t get the last word.”

December 14 — The Godfather: “Whoever comes to you with this Barzini meeting — he’s the traitor.”

December 15 — Forrest Gump: “Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you’re…”

December 16 — Annie Hall: “Oh, oh … God, Annie. Well … oh, well … la-de-da, la-de-da, la-la.”

December 17 — Ghost World: “Medium? Why sir, do you not know that for a mere 25 cents more you…”

December 18 — Monsters University: “Oh scary! Well, carry on, just pretend I’m not here.”

December 19 — Bridesmaids: “I just want to thank you for selecting me as your Maid of Honor, you…”

December 20 — Death at a Funeral: “The coffin is moving! There’s somebody alive in there!”

December 21 — Sister Act: “Really? Oh. You don’t think I see? You think I took vows yesterday?”

December 22 — Tootsie: “That is one nutty hospital.”

December 23 — Joyeux Noël: “Adeste Fideles, Laeti triumphantes, Venite, venite in Bethlehem…”

December 24 — The Muppets Christmas Carol: “Everyday in every way, Scrooge is getting worse!”

December 25 — White Christmas: “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know.”

December 26 — The Nightmare Before Christmas: “What’s this? What’s this? There’s color everywhere.”

December 27 — Citizen Kane: “Well, Charles. Merry Christmas!”

December 28 — Love Actually: “Christmas is all around me, and so the feeling grows…”

December 29 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind?”

December 30 — The Godfather Part II: “I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my…”

December 31 — The Apartment: “Ring out the New Year, ring in the new, ring-a-ding-ding.”