Daily Dialogue 2018
All of the Daily Dialogue posts from 2018.
The 10th year of Daily Dialogue posts!
January 1 — Stage Fright: “Your luck seems to be very good. Touching wood.”
January 2 — Citizen Kane: “I’ve got his trunk all packed. I’ve had it packed for a week now.”
January 3 — Fight Club: “All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck…”
January 4 — The Silence of the Lambs: “Didja get any bad guys today, Daddy?”
January 5 — Once Upon a Time in the West: “Keep your lovin’ brother happy.”
January 6 — Robocop: “Hey! Wait! Stop!”
January 7 — Manchester by the Sea: “He says sharks don’t swim in schools. Smart kid.”
January 8 — The Shawshank Redemption: “Remember, Red. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”
January 9 — Double Indemnity: “There was no way in all this world I could have known that murder sometimes can smell like honeysuckle…”
January 10 — Fight Club: “I am Jack’s smirking revenge.”
January 11 — The Grand Budapest Hotel: “Mr. Zero Moustafa was, at one time, the richest man in Zubrowka, and was still, indeed, the owner of…”
January 12 — American Beauty: “You have no idea what I’m talking about, but don’t worry… Someday you will.”
January 13 — Sunset Blvd.: “The poor dope! He always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool, only the price turned out to be a little high.”
January 14 — Forrest Gump: “Sometimes, I guess there just aren’t enough rocks.”
January 15 — Bull Durham: “I believe in the church of baseball.”
January 16 — Michael Clayton: “I’m begging you, Michael. Begging you. Try and make believe this is not just madness because this is not just madness.”
January 17 — Jaws: “So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest.”
January 18 — Flight: “As soon as you realize that the random events in your life are God… you will live a much better life.”
January 19 — A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.”
January 20 — The Silence of the Lambs: “You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube.”
January 21 — Do the Right Thing: “Let me tell you the story of Right Hand, Left Hand. It’s a tale of good and evil.”
January 22 — Field of Dreams: “Hey, Dad. You wanna have a catch?”
January 23 — Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope: “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
January 24 — War Games: “Shall we play a game?”
January 25 — Dirty Harry: You’ve gotta ask yourself a question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
January 26 — To Have and Have Not: “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve?”
January 27 — Marathon Man: “Is it safe?”
January 28 — Se7en: “What’s in the box?”
January 29 — Sunset Blvd.: “There’s nothing else. Just us. And the cameras. And those wonderful people out there in the dark.”
January 30 — Apocalypse Now: “The horror. The horror.”
January 31 —Signs: “People break down into two groups. When they experience something lucky, group number one sees it as more than luck…”
February 1 — Mulholland Dr.: “You’re playing a dangerous game here. If you’re trying to blackmail me… it’s not going to work.”
February 2 — Step Brothers: “That’s funny, because my mom said: ‘If that curly-headed fuck Dale wasn’t here everything would be perfect.’”
February 3 — The Sixth Sense: “I see dead people.”
February 4 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “I’m not sleepy. I want to look at my flower.”
February 5 — Carnal Knowledge: “You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this God damn bed!”
February 6 — Moonstruck: “The storybooks are bullshit. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and get in my bed!”
February 7 — The Exorcist: ““He brought you low by his bloodstained cross! Do not despise my command because you know me to be a sinner.”
February 8 — The Godfather: “You and I are gonna move my father to another room. Now can you disconnect those tubes so we can move the bed out?”
February 9 — Back to the Future: “Well, that is your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein? It’s written all over your underwear.”
February 10 — Say Anything: “In your eyes / The light the heat / In your eyes / I am complete / In your eyes / I see the doorway to a thousand churches”.
February 11 — When Harry Met Sally: “They did it!”
February 12 — Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close: “Are you there? Hello? If you’re there, darling, pick up.”
February 13 — Blades of Glory: “Just think of it as, like a, boob handshake — between me and your lady’s boob.”
February 14 — The Cable Guy: “I was just blow drying my hair, thought I heard the phone ring. Ah… has that ever happened to you?”
February 15 — The Campaign: “Hey, Shana. It’s congressman Cam Brady here. I just stepped away from a family dinner to tell you I wish I wasn’t…”
February 16 — Nothing In Common: “Listen, we must have a bad connection. Could you speak a little louder please?”
February 17 — He’s Just Not That Into You: “Hey, Jenny, it’s Jude. I was just calling… oh, shit. What number did I just dial?”
February 18 — Swingers: “Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike. I met you at the, um, at the Dresden tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time…”
February 19 — Falling Down: “Why am I calling you by your first names? I don’t even know you.”
February 20 — Dope: “We gonna rob you. Then you can order your lunch or whatever the fuck else.”
February 21 — American Beauty: “Smile! You’re at Mr. Smiley’s.”
February 22 — Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle: “May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there’s…”
February 23 — Good Burger: “You gave me a bun. Just a bun! Look! There’s no meat in here.”
February 24 — Fast Times at Ridgemont High: “Mister, if you don’t shut up I’m gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!”
February 25 — Lethal Weapon 2: “They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru! They know you’re gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked!”
February 26 — Before Sunrise: “I have this awful paranoid thought that feminism was mostly invented by men so that they could like, fool around.”
February 27 — Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance): “You tower over these other theater douchebags. You’re a movie star, man!”
February 28 — Steve Jobs: “I’m poorly made.”
March 1 — Atonement: “There’s over 300,000 men on this beach, Private. You’ll have to wait your turn.”
March 2 — Inception: “It’s the foreign nature of the dreamer. They attack like white blood cells fighting an infection.”
March 3 — Up: “He… goes around Mount Everest! Is there nothing he cannot do?”
March 4 — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: “I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s lookin’ for my own peace of mind. Don’t assign me yours.”
March 5 — Ten Things I Hate About You: “I’m down, I’ve got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy.”
March 6 — Juno: “Whatever. Have fun at the prom with Soupy Sales. I’m sure I can think of something way more cool to do that night.”
March 7 — Bring It On: “I’m flyin’, I jump, / You can look but don’t you hump. I’m major, I roar, / I swear I’m not a whore.”
March 8 — Easy A: “You… liar! You totally lost your V card.”
March 9 — The Breakfast Club: “Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?”
March 10 — Heathers: “You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.”
March 11 — Trojan War: “Hi, I’m Brooke. I’m a vapid, vacant, vacuous girly girl. Tee-hee-hee-hee.”
March 12 — The Big Chill: “Are not the satisfactions of being a good man among our common men great enough to sustain us anymore?”
March 13 — The Dresser: “Speak well of THAT old sod? I wouldn’t give him a good character, not in a court of law. The ungrateful bastard.”
March 14 — Lost: “John Locke was a believer, he was a man of faith, he was … a much better man than I will ever be. And I’m very sorry I murdered him.”
March 15 — The Bucket List: “I hope that it doesn’t sound selfish of me, but the last months of his life were the best months of mine.”
March 16 — Death at a Funeral: “All I wanted to do today was to give him a dignified send-off. Is that really so much to ask?”
March 17 — The Big Lebowski: “Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was…he was one of us.”
March 18 — Being There: “I have heard the word ‘Sir’ more often than I have heard the word ‘friend,’ but I suppose there are other rewards for wealth.”
March 19 — In Bruges: “Why don’t you both put your guns down and go home?”
March 20 — Tombstone: “I’ve got you now… you son of a bitch!”
March 21 — Reservoir Dogs: “Let’s just put our guns down, and let’s settle this with a fucking conversation.”
March 22 — Kill Bill: Vol. 2: “I’m the deadliest woman in the world. But right now… I’m just scared shitless for my baby.”
March 23 — Training Day: “That’s the second time you’ve stuck a gun in my face. Won’t be a third.”
March 24 — Seven Psychopaths: “Hey, mongoloid, fix your fucking gun, or your little gay dog’s little gay head’s gonna fucking explode.”
March 25 — Repo Man: “Stick with me, I’ll make you a repo wife.”
March 26 — A Fish Called Wanda: “You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.”
March 27 — ¡Three Amigos!: “You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!”
March 28 — The Silence of the Lambs: “You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube.”
March 29 — Full Metal Jacket: “It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain…”
March 30 — The Big Lebowski: “I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you...”
March 31 — Roxanne: “Obvious: Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?”
April 1 — White Men Can’t Jump: “Oh man, shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up.”
April 2 — The Big Short: “So, whenever you hear the word ‘subprime, think ‘shit.’”
April 3 — Alfie: “So what’s the answer? That’s what I keep asking myself — what’s it all about? Know what I mean?”
April 4 — Fight Club: “Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.”
April 5 — Goodfellas: “I’m an average nobody… get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.”
April 6 — Tampopo: “You know the noises people make in the cinema, eating potato chips, crumpling wrappers. I really can’t stand it.”
April 7 — High Fidelity: “Top five things I miss about Laura. One; sense of humor. Very dry, but it can also be warm and forgiving.”
April 8 — Deadpool: “4th wall break inside a 4th wall break. That’s like… 16 walls.”
April 9 — Gun Crazy: “I’ve been kicked around all my life, and from now on, I’m gonna start kicking back.”
April 10 — To Die For: “I think if you wanted a babysitter, you should marry Mary Poppins.”
April 11 — Basic Instinct: “I have a degree in psychology, it goes with the turf… Games are fun.”
April 12 — The Last Seduction: “I believe what we’re looking for is a certain horse-like quality?”
April 13 — The Killers: “I’m poison, Swede, to myself and everybody around me! I’d be afraid to go with anyone I love for the harm I do to them!”
April 14 — Body Heat: “You aren’t too smart, are you? I like that in a man.”
April 15 — Red Rock West: “Marriage is just a state of mind.”
April 16 — Jupiter Ascending: “They harness the force of gravity, redirecting it into differential equation slips so you can surf.”
April 17 — Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace: “Midichlorians are a microscopic life form that resides within all living cells.”
April 18 — Kung Fury: “Using an RX modulator, I might be able to conduct a mainframe cell layer and hack you into the download.”
April 19 — Yes, Prime Minister: “I must protest, in the strongest possible terms, my profound opposition to a newly instituted practice…”
April 20 — CSI:NY: “I’ll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic. See if I can track an IP address.”
April 21 — NCIS: “Well, isolate the node and dump it on the other side of the router.”
April 22 — Looper: “I don’t want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we’re going to be here all day talking about it…”
April 23 — Reservoir Dogs: “You shoot me in a dream, you’d better wake up and apologize.”
April 24 — Pulp Fiction: “Well, there’s this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset on all…’”
April 25 — The Hateful Eight: “Oh, you believe in Jesus now, huh, bitch? Good, ’cause you ’bout to meet him!”
April 26 — Kill Bill: Vol. 1: “It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I’m sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin’.”
April 27 — Jackie Brown: “AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.”
April 28 — From Dusk Till Dawn: “If you try to run, I’ve got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.”
April 29 — Inglourious Basterds: “My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers.”
April 30 — The Kentucky Fried Movie: “Now, take him to be tortured!”
May 1 — Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: “You’re just no longer any good… Will Hunting.”
May 2 — Bowfinger: “Gotcha, sucker!”
May 3 — The Player: “What took you so long?”
May 4 — The French Lieutenant’s Woman: “He took me to a private sitting room, ordered food. But… he had changed.”
May 5 — Inglourious Basterds: “Who wants to send a message to Germany?”
May 6 — The Big Lebowski: “Meine dispatcher says there’s something wrong with deine cah-ble?”
May 7 — Hard to Kill: “I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent — to the blood bank!”
May 8 — Cobra: “You’re a disease… and I’m the cure.”
May 9 — They Live: “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
May 10 — Commando: “You’re a funny guy, Sully, I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last.”
May 11 — Predator: “I ain’t got time to bleed.”
May 12 — Sudden Impact: “Go ahead. Make my day.”
May 13 — Die Hard: “Yippee Ki Yay, motherfucker.”
May 14 — Double Indemnity: “I’d hate to think of your having a smashed fender or something while you’re not… uh… fully covered.”
May 15 — Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story: “In my dreams, you’re blowing me… some kisses.”
May 16 — Hot Fuzz: “Well, actually, I can probably make my own way up. Hag!”
May 17 — Shrek: “Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?”
May 18 — The Silence of the Lambs: “I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.”
May 19 — To Have and Have Not: “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”
May 20 — Shakespeare in Love: “It’s as if my quill is broken… the organ of my imagination has dried up… as if the proud tower of my genius has collapsed.”
May 21 — The Social Network: “You have part of my attention, you have the minimum amount.”
May 22 — The American President: “My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I am the President.”
May 23 — Malice: “You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.”
May 24 — A Few Good Men: “Thank you for playing ‘Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid!’”
May 25 — Steve Jobs: “That’s why I’m not impressed with your story, Dad. It’s that you knew and you didn’t do anything about it.”
May 26 — Molly’s Game: “You know what makes you feel okay about losing? Winning.”
May 27 — Charlie Wilson’s War: “For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how.”
May 28 — The Dark Knight: “No, no no no. I kill the bus driver.”
May 29 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “Aw, you never miss a trick, do you, Potter? Well, you’re going to miss this one!”
May 30 — The Big Short: “By the way, these risky mortgages are called ‘subprime.’ So, whenever you hear the word ‘subprime,’ think ‘shit.’”
May 31 — The Town: “Take your time. Breathe.”
June 1 — Dog Day Afternoon: “Sonny, they said on the TV, two homosexuals in the bank, right on TV. Did you hear what they said?”
June 2 — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: “That’s a small price to pay for beauty.”
June 3 — Point Break: “We are the Ex-Presidents and as you can see, we are in fact robbing your bank.”
June 4 — Dunkirk: “Men my age dictate this war. Why should we be allowed to send our children to fight it?”
June 5 — The Longest Day: “You know those five thousand ships you say the Allies haven’t got? Well, they’ve got them!”
June 6 — Edge of Tomorrow: “Here they come, mean as hell and thick as grass.”
June 7 — Paths of Glory: “Hello there, soldier. Ready to kill more Germans?”
June 8 — Apocalypse Now: “Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
June 9 — Glory: “Give ’em hell, 54.”
June 10 — Platoon: “Shut up and take the pain. Take the pain!”
June 11 — When Harry Met Sally…: “I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody…”
June 12 — Heartburn: “And the dream breaks into a million, tiny little pieces which leaves you with a choice. You can either stick with it which is…”
June 13 — You’ve Got Mail: “The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions…”
June 14 — Julie & Julia: “Here’s my final words on the subject, you can never have too much, butter.”
June 15 — Silkwood: “They all look as though they died before they were dead.”
June 16 — My Blue Heaven: “You know, it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.”
June 17 — Sleepless in Seattle: “In the movies, women are always scratching up the men’s back and screaming and stuff when they’re having sex.”
June 18 — Inside Man: “Peter, think very carefully about how you answer the next question, because if you get it wrong, your headstone will read…”
June 19 — Ocean’s 11: “Ten oughta do it, don’t you think?”
June 20 — The Sting: “Five hundred thousand dollars to win. Lucky Dan. Third race at Riverside.”
June 21 — The Italian Job: “Napster, Gridlock every route except the one we chose. Force that truck to go exactly where we want it to go.”
June 22 — Three Kings: “What’s the most important thing in life?”
June 23 — Baby Driver: “I’m gonna go with the picnic shoulder ‘coz I love smoking pigs.”
June 24 — Quick Change: “What the hell kind of clown are you?”
June 25 — District 9: “I can’t wait to see our planet again… it’s bigger than this one, isn’t it?”
June 26 — Alien: “Oh, God, it’s moving right toward you!”
June 27 — E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial: “Ouch.”
June 28 — Galaxy Quest: “Did you guys ever watch the show?”
June 29 — The Blob: “No, it’s not. It’s frozen. I don’t think it can be killed. But at least we’ve got it stopped.”
June 30 — Super 8: “Give me your sparklers.”
July 1 — Men In Black: “Show us the merchandise or you’re going to lose another head, Jeebs.”
July 2 — The Apartment: “Might as well go to my place. Everybody else does.”
July 3 — Ball of Fire: “I’m going to show you what yum-yum is.”
July 4 — One, Two, Three: “And in 1958, you planted two undercover agents in Atlanta to steal the formula. And what happened? They both defected!”
July 5 — Ninotchka: “Must you flirt?”
July 6 — Sunset Blvd.: “Writing words, words, more words! Well, you’ll make a rope of words and strangle this business!”
July 7 — Sabrina: “And how do you say I wish I were my brother?”
July 8 — Some Like It Hot: “I’m engaged.”
July 9 — 50/50: “Using your fucking balls trimmer instead of going to the barber.”
July 10 — Easy Rider: “Check that yokel with the long hair.”
July 11 — Shampoo: “You’re my mother’s hairdresser?”
July 12 — Boyhood: “This is gonna look so much better. You’re gonna look like a man instead of a little girl.”
July 13 — Legally Blonde: “Bend and snap!”
July 14 — And Now for Something Completely Different: “Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho… right sir.”
July 15 — Hair: “Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair / Flow it, show it /
Long as God can grow it / My hair”
July 16 — Rocky Balboa: “Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place…”
July 17 — Broadcast News: “…please don’t take it wrong when I tell you that I believe that Tom, while a very nice guy, is the Devil.”
July 18 — The Godfather: “Because a man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man.”
July 19 — Cool Runnings: “A gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you’re not enough without one, you’ll never be enough with one.”
July 20 — Amélie: “It’s better to help people than garden gnomes.”
July 21 — Cocktail: “Never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she’ll always hear you.”
July 22 — To Kill a Mockingbird: “You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view until you climb inside of his skin…”
July 23 — Drive: “Sorry, wrong floor.”
July 24 — Spider-Man 2: “Yeah, it’s kind of itchy… and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.”
July 25 — Inception: “You promised! You promised we’d be together! You said we’d grow old together!”
July 26 — (500) Days of Summer: “I love the Smiths.”
July 27 — The Hangover Part II: “Do you ever do anything that doesn’t end in a stand-off, Chow?”
July 28 — The Maltese Falcon: “The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of.”
July 29 — The Nice Guys: “Guy without his balls. A Munich.”
July 30 — Carrie: “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.”
July 31 — Misery: “The swearing, Paul. There, I said it.”
August 1 — The Shining: “Hello, Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever.”
August 2 — It: “This is not real enough for you, Billy? I’m not real enough for you?”
August 3 — The Dead Zone: “She knows him.”
August 4 — The Mist: “The beast will leave us alone.”
August 5 — Stand By Me: “I just wish… that I could go some place… where nobody knows me.”
August 6 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “They’re cheering us. We must be pretty good.”
August 7 — The Social Network: “I figured… how much could possibly go wrong in three months?”
August 8 — The Swimmer: “This is my wagon, man!”
August 9 — Sunset Blvd.: “The poor dope! He always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool, only the price turned out to be a little high.”
August 10 — Land of the Lost: “I’m gonna miss this place that proves I was right.”
August 11 — Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy: “You have an absolutely breath-taking… heiney. I mean, that thing’s good.”
August 12 — The Graduate: “Well, I would say that I’m just drifting. Here in the pool.”
August 13 — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: “You haven’t lost a hand since you got to deal. What’s the secret of your success?”
August 14 — Rain Man: “Counting cards is bad.”
August 15 — One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: “If you break it in half, you don’t get two nickels, you get shit.”
August 16 — Lost in America: “Twenty-two, twenty-two, come on back to me, come on back to me!”
August 17 — The Cincinnati Kid: “That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? Making the wrong move at the right time.”
August 18 — Casino Royale: “This is on the table. That’s my car. Want to bet?”
August 19 — Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: “This puts us in an awkward position. I don’t have enough to continue.”
August 20 — It Happened One Night: “Yes! But don’t hold that against me! I’m a little screwy myself!”
August 21 — The Silence of the Lambs: “Lambs. The lambs were screaming.”
August 22 — Gran Torino: “Are you going to let me confess or not?”
August 23 — Dead Man Walking: “Nobody ever called me no son of God before.”
August 24 — True Lies: “Yeah, but they were all bad.”
August 25 — Memento: “You lie to yourself! You don’t want the truth, the truth is a fucking coward. So you make up your own truth.”
August 26 — Jerry Maguire: “We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You… complete me.”
August 27 — Roman Holiday: “Work? Nah. Today’s going to be a holiday.”
August 28 — The Shining: “How’d you like some ice cream, Doc?”
August 29 — Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?: “They’re mine. They’re for my sister Blanche. She’s going to be a movie star.”
August 30 — Kramer vs. Kramer: “You put that ice cream in your mouth and you are in very, very, VERY big trouble.”
August 31 — My Girl: “I like ice cream a whole lot/It tastes good on days that are hot/On a cone or in a dish/This will be my only wish.”
September 1 — Wonder Woman: “You should be very proud.”
September 2 — Forrest Gump: “The only good thing about being wounded in the butt-ocks is the ice cream.”
September 3 — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: “Don’t tell me how to rob a bank. I know how to rob a bank.”
September 4 — Leaving Las Vegas: “Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help.”
September 5 — Hell or High Water: “Y’all are new at this, I’m guessing.”
September 6 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “This thing isn’t as black as it appears.”
September 7 — Dog Day Afternoon: “So you rob a bank but you keep your body pure. Is that it?”
September 8 — Bonnie and Clyde: “Good afternoon, this is the Barrow gang. Now if everybody will just take it easy, nobody will get hurt.”
September 9 — The Shawshank Redemption: “The next morning, right about the time Raquel was spilling her little secret, a man nobody ever laid eyes…”
September 10 — Gravity: “I hate space.”
September 11 — Moon: “I had to give her the job. I wanted to keep her in the country.”
September 12 — Silent Running: “It calls back a time when there were flowers all over the Earth… and there were valleys. And there were plains of tall…”
September 13 — Outland: “Spiders!”
September 14 — Contact: “I must have gone through a wormhole.”
September 15 — The Forbidden Planet: “No offense, but you are a robot, aren’t you?”
September 16 — WALL-E: “Wally.”
September 17 — Rushmore: “Yeah, but… let’s see if the dee jay can play something with a little more… REUBEN!
September 18 — Fantastic Mr. Fox: “Pensez-vous que l’hiver sera rude?”
September 19 — The Royal Tennabaums: “Why would a review make the point that someone is not a genius? You think I’m especially not a genius?”
September 20 — The Grand Budapest Hotel: “You filthy, god damn, pock-marked, fascist assholes! Take your hands off my lobby boy!”
September 21 — The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou: “This is an adventure.”
September 22 — Bottle Rocket: “I’m ready to listen, man. If you want, I’ll even open up first.”
September 23 — Moonrise Kingdom: “That sounds like poetry. Poems don’t always have to rhyme, you know. They’re just supposed to be creative.”
September 24 — Who Framed Roger Rabbit: “No, it’s Eleanor Roosevelt.”
September 25 — Stripes: “Oh, it’s not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.”
September 26 — Collateral: “Tell him he pulls this shit again, you’re gonna stick this yellow cab up his fat ass.”
September 27 — Scrooged: “Where are we? You mean WHEN are we.”
September 28 — Night on Earth: “Listen, this car runs like shit, man. I had to pull the plugs myself this afternoon.”
September 29 —On the Waterfront: “There’s more to this than I thought, Charlie. I’m tellin’ ya’, there’s a lot more.”
September 30 — The Big Lebowski: “Man, come on, I had a rough night and I fucking hate The Eagles, man.”
October 1 — Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance): “Yeah. It’s also not true. See? I can pretend too, you little dick.”
October 2 — Trojan War: “Do you remember crayola crayons? There was this one color… what was it called… oh, yeah. Blizzard blue.”
October 3 — Shakespeare in Love: “Eyes, look your last! Arms, take your last embrace! and lips, Oh you The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss.”
October 4 — Tropic Thunder: “I know who you are. You’re my friend. You’re my brother. But like a really cool brother, you know?”
October 5 — Tootsie: “I’m Edward Kimberly, the recluse brother of my sister Anthea. Edward Kimberly, who has finally vindicated his sister’s good name.”
October 6 — Mulholland Drive: “Sitting on that front porch, I stared into your eyes for hours. That terrible night. When that storm ripped and screamed…”
October 7 — Waiting for Guffman: “I’m proud of you, Pa. You taught me how to be a man. How to pitch a bale of hay. How to wrestle a steer to the ground.”
October 8 — Semi-Pro: “Let’s cheer this guy on as he prepares for the impossible.”
October 9 — Hoosiers: “I play, coach stays. He goes, I go.”
October 10 — Teen Wolf: “That’s four fouls. One more and you’re outta there.”
October 11 — The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh: “Friend, I think the planets are against us.”
October 12 — Coach Carter: “Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light…”
October 13 — White Men Can’t Jump: “I looked up basketball player in the dictionary and it said ‘not you’”!
October 14 — Above the Rim: “Why are you doin’ this man? It’s just a game.”
October 15 — The Big Lebowski: “Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya’ about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski.”
October 16 — The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring: “The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.”
October 17 — Plan 9 from Outer Space: “We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.”
October 18 — American Beauty: “My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less...”
October 19 — The Jerk: “I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and… uh… my thermos.”
October 20 — In Bruges: “After I killed them, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King…”
October 21 — Love Actually: “Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport…”
Octbober 22 — The Wolf of Wall Street: “GET OFF THE PHONE! GET OFF THE PHONE!”
October 23 — Eat Drink Man Woman: “Have you eaten? Not yet? Just throw together some noodles for lunch. That fish is excellent.”
October 24 — Kill Bill: Vol. 1: “It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I’m sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had…”
October 25 — Mrs. Doubtfire: “This Hollandaise smells like burnt rubber.”
October 26 — The Big Chill: “I’ve just been too slow to realize that people our own age with histories just like ours having gone through all that same…”
October 27 — Pulp Fiction: “The first soap was made from heroes’ ashes, like the first monkey shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we would...”
October 28 — The Shining: “my grandmother and I could hold entire conversations without ever opening our mouths. She called it ‘shining’”.
October 29 — Sleepless in Seattle: “Mommy got sick. And it happened just like that. There’s nothing anyone could do. It isn’t fair. There’s no reason…”
October 30 — Night of the Living Dead: “They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”
October 31 — The Nightmare Before Christmas: “There are few who’d deny, at what I do I am the best / For my talents are renowned far and wide…”
November 1 — Driving Miss Daisy: “I taught some of the stupidest children God ever put on the face of this earth and all of them could read…”
November 2 — The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: “Arch Stanton.”
November 3 — It’s a Wonderful Life: “Every man on that transport died. Harry wasn’t there to save them, because you weren’t there to save Harry.”
November 4 — Young Frankenstein: “It could be raining.”
November 5 — Jerry Maguire: “I’m sorry, the stupid holidays are making me feel more divorced. The songs and the constant chocolate eating.”
November 6 — Baby Mama: “Yeah, Kate, we’re partners. Like Tom and Jerry.”
November 7 — Wreck-It Ralph: “My name’s Ralph, and I’m a bad guy. Uh, let’s see… I’m nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty-three pounds…”
November 8 — Fight Club: “I’ll take the blood parasites. But I’m gonna take the organic brain dementia, okay?”
November 9 — Manic: “No, that ain’t the solution, man. So what do I do? I just get on with my fucking life and make something of it.”
November 10 — Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: “There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking, I highly suggest you try it.”
November 11 — One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: “I‘m not just talking about my wife, I’m talking about my LIFE, I can’t seem to get that through to you.”
November 12 — Menace II Society: “I want your motherfuckin’ Daytons and your motherfuckin’ stereo. And I’ll take a double burger with cheese.”
November 13 — Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle: “In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty…”
November 14 — American Beauty: “Would you like to try our new beef and cheese pot pie on a stick, just a dollar ninety-nine for a limited time only?”
November 15 — Final Destination 3: “Get out! There’s no one in the truck!”
November 16 —Wayne’s World 2: “Let me try to recap the order. A cruller, two sugar pucks, a Stanley Cup, a large coffee with cream, a raspberry jelly…”
November 17 — Dude, Where’s My Car?: “And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And…”
November 18 — Married to the Mob: “That’s a new clown.”
November 19 — Flirting With Disaster: “You know what? Let’s just use my skirt.”
November 20 — Mulholland Dr.: “Before I kill you.”
November 21 — Call Me By Your Name: “Here, hold this. Trust me. I’m about to be a doctor.”
November 22 — The Graduate: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me! Aren’t you?”
November 23 — Crazy, Stupid Love.: “I wouldn’t touch you if my life depended on it.”
November 24 — Cruel Intentions: “Can you imagine what this will do for my reputation? Screwing the new headmaster’s daughter before school starts.”
November 25 — The Wolf of Wall Street: “I tell you what. You show me a pay stub for $72,000 on it, I quit my job right now and I work for you.”
November 26 — Pulp Fiction: “There’s a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities…”
November 27 — Forrest Gump: “Stupid is as stupid does.”
November 28 — Noises Off: “You leave the sardines.”
November 29 — Star Wars: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
November 30 — The Dark Knight: “You wanna know how I got these scars?”
December 1 — Back to the Future: “Hello. Hello. Anybody home?”
December 2 — Jerry Maguire: “You complete me.”
December 3 — Slap Shot: “I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Tim McCracken.”
December 4 — The Natural: “People don’t start playing ball at your age, they retire!”
December 5 — Any Given Sunday: “We can climb outta hell… one inch at a time.”
December 6 — Wildcats: “Be on the five in field minutes.”
December 7 — Varsity Blues: “Give him the shot!”
December 8 — Bull Durham: “Candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she’s registered and maybe a place-setting...”
December 9 — Miracle: “Great moments… are born from great opportunity. And that’s what you have here, tonight, boys.”
December 10 — As Good As It Gets: “I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you’re the greatest woman on earth.”
December 11 — When Harry Met Sally…: “I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you…”
December 12 — Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: “When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which...”
December 13 — The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.”
December 14 — McCabe & Mrs. Miller: “If you’d just give me a chance, I’ve got poetry in me.”
December 15 — Shakespeare in Love: “Thomas, if I could write with the beauty of her eyes, I was born to look in them and know myself.”
December 16 — Gone With the Wind: “One hundred and fifty dollars… in gold.”
December 17 — The Shawshank Redemption: “Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. It’s got no use on the inside.”
December 18 — Pulp Fiction: “One drink and that’s it. Don’t be rude. Drink your drink… do it quickly. Say good night… and go home.”
December 19 — The Silence of the Lambs: “Believe me, you don’t want Hannibal Lecter inside your head.”
December 20 — Casablanca: “It doesn’t matter. There is no exit visa for him.”
December 21 — Alien: “It’s moving right toward you.”
December 22 — The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings: “Keep it secret. Keep it safe.”
December 23 — Little Big Man: “You go down there, General, if you’ve got the nerve.”
December 24 — Labyrinth: “I … I feel like … I … don’t know what I feel …”
December 25 — Love Actually: “This is SO much more than a bag…”
December 26 — Toy Story: “Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs! Juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!”
December 27 — Groundhog Day: Whaddya say? Whaddya say? Whaddya say? You have never thanked me, you little brat!”
December 28 — The Princess Bride: “When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to…”
December 29 — Schindler’s List: “It is Hebrew from the Talmud. It says, ‘Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.”
December 30 — Toy Story 3: “But the thing that makes Woody special, is he’ll never give up on you… ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what.”
December 31 — All the President’s Men: “It leads everywhere. Get out your notebook, there’s more. Your lives are in danger.”
